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  • Roland
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    Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

    Originally posted by Des View Post
    [...] Are you allergic to latex by any chance?
    Hello Des,

    I reckon you have one or two job positions open for personal aviators?

    Kind regards, Roland

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  • Des
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    Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

    Originally posted by ann&lyn View Post

    We're both at school. Lyn isn't employed yet, but I have a part time job cleaning.


    Yours in Christ.
    You're still in school at age 18? Are you slow or just a poor cook?

    Do you both attend Western High and wear red blouses with black skirts? When you walk to school in the morning, do you happen to take Jones Falls by the Cylburn Arboretum, or perhaps Falls road past the Baltimore country club? Are you allergic to latex by any chance?

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Somebody's bored.
    It really does seem that when the Godless have nothing better to do they find great solace in poking fun at Christian's most cherished beliefs

    But they will get everything that they deserve when Jesus returns (any day now, I expect). Then they will be sorry.

    Revelation 1:7 - Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen.

    YIC

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

    Originally posted by Nahkriin View Post
    Why has this thread been invaded by heathens?
    Somebody's bored.

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  • Nahkriin
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    Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

    Why has this thread been invaded by heathens?

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  • Mrs. Paddy McIrish
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    Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

    Originally posted by FreeFromBrains View Post
    I lol'd.
    We will "LOL" too ... while watching you burn in Hell!

    Shoo, demon; your feeble attempts at secular logic grow tiresome for us, and embarrassing for you.

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  • FreeFromBrains
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    Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

    Originally posted by Thinks Design View Post
    So I got this infraction.

    "Dear Thinks Design,

    You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

    Reason: Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch
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    Posting drivel is no way to get the attention of Jesus (unless the wrong kind of attention and believe me sister you don't want that!).

    Leave these two lovely and exotic young women alone. They need to divest themselves of sin.

    Can't you even see that yet?

    YIC"

    "lovely and exotic young women"

    You are being perved over and you don't even know it.

    ThinksDesign
    I lol'd.

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  • Thinks Design
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    Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

    So I got this infraction.

    "Dear Thinks Design,

    You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

    Reason: Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch
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    Posting drivel is no way to get the attention of Jesus (unless the wrong kind of attention and believe me sister you don't want that!).

    Leave these two young women alone. They need to divest themselves of sin.

    Can't you even see that yet?

    YIC"

    I deserve this infraction and acknowledge Jesus as my Saviour.

    ThinksDesign
    Last edited by Dr Laurence Niles; 04-27-2016, 02:53 PM. Reason: Edited by Dr Laurence Niles. No reason given.

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  • ann the chinaman girl
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    Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

    We're here to learn how to stand with Jesus.. husband and children is for us

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  • Mrs. Paddy McIrish
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    Originally posted by Thinks Design View Post
    Didn't Jesus say we should love everyone?
    No, He sure didn't.

    This forum is dedicated to the history of Christianity, and its impact on the history of the world.

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

    Originally posted by Thinks Design View Post
    Yes I am. How can I not be a Christian if I believe in God? That is what being a Christian is about: that and being kind and loving to every one.

    Didn't Jesus say we should love everyone?

    ThinksDesign.
    Why do people keep saying this kind of thing? Do you honestly think Jesus loves the gaywise, heathens most kinds of rapists and murderers?

    Do you even Bible(KJV1611), girl?

    2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
    Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."
    Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."
    John 15:6 "If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned."
    John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."
    Psalm 7:12 "If he turn not, he will whet his sword; he hath bent his bow, and made it ready

    Jesus hates a lot of people, young lady (you're one of them) and come Judgement day I'll be laughing WITH Jesus as you burn in Hell for all eternity.

    YIC

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  • ann the chinaman girl
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    I guess so ... but it is more pure and Christian to be a good wife and mother.

    Surely you don't sleep around or will you be always a virgin?

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  • Thinks Design
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    Re: 2 sisters saying Hi

    Originally posted by ann&lyn View Post
    I don't think my preacher would agree with you. I believe in the true teachings of Jesus Christ.

    Your message is not Christian.
    Yes I am. How can I not be a Christian if I believe in God? That is what being a Christian is about: that and being kind and loving to every one.

    Didn't Jesus say we should love everyone?

    ThinksDesign.

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  • ann the chinaman girl
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    I don't think my preacher would agree with you. I believe in the true teachings of Jesus Christ.

    Your message is not Christian.

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  • Thinks Design
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    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
    And you need to get married to a good Christian male who your father approves of and have children (hopefully healthy young son's) who can grow up to be clean limbed, lithe yet muscular soldiers of the Lord.
    That's just not true. Many, many women find happiness in life without the need to have children. I have no children of my own and am very happy.

    God designed every one of us for a purpose. For SOME women it is to have children but that's not the whole story.

    I'm very clever and intuitive feminist (some I have a thought and then something happens, for example) and I don't need to have children.

    Slower, duller women are more equipped to be housewives and don't need to go to work because God has designed everyone for their role in life.

    God made people different: think about how big those Nordic men are. They live in the snow and need to be strong enough to shovel snow and more boulders.

    Think about black people: they need to be able to run fast in the jungle to hide from Jaguars and snakes.

    The Orientals are smaller but are more cunning. It's all part of God's plan and you should not let the people here pigeon hole you.

    All the best,

    ThinksDesign.

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