Hi

[Cranky Old Man]

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I have Asperger's syndrome

That's not a thing. You need to get a bath and get a job!

[Faith_Machine]

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Hello, my mentally challenged new friend!


Were you diagnosed with the Aspberger's, or is this another one of those self-diagnoses I've been hearing so much about?

That is to say, are you yet another one of those people jumping on the Aspberger's bandwagon because you think you're going to get a free pass on your complete lack of social graces if you can convince people your brain has been damaged?

You don't need to run that kind of scam on us, young lady.

We are Christians here, and we care only about your aeternal soul. We will not judge you for wetting your pants or whatever other retarded behaviors you might have.

This is a place of love and acceptance.

[Didymus Much]

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...Let me guess, you believe only the
Remember, I'm still figuring out what my religion is...

Why not try to figure out why you need one?

...So I don't know for sure. But I believe that Christianity is about love...

It sure is. Love for God and His commandments (and that means knowing and obeying the lot, all 630-ish of them, see James 2:10).


Love for your fellow human, meaning acceptance of differences and respect for differing opinions? Not so much. Read the Bible.

[ActuallyInsanePerson]

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Your user name proposes the idea that you think Christianity is a belief system for insane people, and yet you profess to be a believer as well.

No, I think the kind of Christianity you guys practice is insane.
[QUOTE]Let me guess, you believe only the

sane [end quote] parts of the Holy Bible? My question to you would be, by what standard do you determine which parts are sane and which lack sanity? In other words, by whose authority do you dismiss the Holy Word of God? If you truly believed, why don't you pray for healing and be healed (James 5:15)? Jesus promises to heal those who ask in righteousness (James 5:16).

Remember, I'm still figuring out what my religion is. So I don't know for sure. But I believe that Christianity is about love.

Actually, save your words. Your paltry excuses are of no interest here. I know what it is that stumps you. Like so many of your kind, young, impertinent, impulsive, dependent upon evidence like so many little coins to spend for fleeting pleasure, you are addicted to sin. My advice to you is to get to your bedside drawer, you know the one I'm talking about, and take those toys out and Destroy Them! Take your father's hammer and Smash Them! Put them under the car and Drive Over Them! Burn Them! Don't just throw them out, dear. Take them out and Destroy Them! They are the Tools Satan is using to get to your soul! Straight through your sin-hole! What you think to be pleasure is really the opening of a gateway straight into HELL and you're inviting Satan's Demons into your soul, into your Home through what should be reserved for Jesus and your husband alone to sanctify you in redemption of your many, disgusting sins (1 Timothy 2:14-15)! It's not too late, dear! I implore you! Destroy Them Now! Trust in the Goodness of the Lord Christ Jesus Alone To give your life meaning!

You seem a little hysterical.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Well dear, you're not the first soul-infested teen to try and infiltrate our sanctified fellowship circle. Your user name proposes the idea that you think Christianity is a belief system for insane people, and yet you profess to be a believer as well. Let me guess, you believe only the [quote] sane [end quote] parts of the Holy Bible? My question to you would be, by what standard do you determine which parts are sane and which lack sanity? In other words, by whose authority do you dismiss the Holy Word of God? If you truly believed, why don't you pray for healing and be healed (James 5:15)? Jesus promises to heal those who ask in righteousness (James 5:16).

Actually, save your words. Your paltry excuses are of no interest here. I know what it is that stumps you. Like so many of your kind, young, impertinent, impulsive, dependent upon evidence like so many little coins to spend for fleeting pleasure, you are addicted to sin. My advice to you is to get to your bedside drawer, you know the one I'm talking about, and take those toys out and Destroy Them! Take your father's hammer and Smash Them! Put them under the car and Drive Over Them! Burn Them! Don't just throw them out, dear. Take them out and Destroy Them! They are the Tools Satan is using to get to your soul! Straight through your sin-hole! What you think to be pleasure is really the opening of a gateway straight into HELL and you're inviting Satan's Demons into your soul, into your Home through what should be reserved for Jesus and your husband alone to sanctify you in redemption of your many, disgusting sins (1 Timothy 2:14-15)! It's not too late, dear! I implore you! Destroy Them Now! Trust in the Goodness of the Lord Christ Jesus Alone To give your life meaning!

[ActuallyInsanePerson]

Hi, I'm a 17-year-old girl from Canada. I have been a Christian my whole life, but lately I've been having a lot of questions about the religion. I go to an Associated Gospel church. Oh, and I have Asperger's syndrome. Hope to get to know you guys!