Hello!

[SubmissiveSavedGrl]

Hello! I'm new here. You can call me Katie! I was born with the name Erin but my Father had me change it once he realised it was Irish and most Irish people are Catholics.

A little about my past:

A year or two ago I tried to make my own friends, and met a girl who was a Democrat and like Eve before me I was deceived (1 Timothy 2:14) and was introduced to Babylonian ideas such as women holding positions of spiritual authority and the idea that people shouldn't be killed for having sex. But, I am back on the straight and narrow now and was ReSaved! I am now only friends with fellow Republican, Baptist, Saved Christians.

Anyway! I am now a good, submissive, Baptist girl who is currently awaiting a Husband. My Father is searching for one for me so if you thing you'd like to marry me please speak to him!


JESUS IS LORD.


-Katie

[Des]

Re: Hello!

Hello! I'm new here. You can call me Katie! I was born with the name Erin but my Father had me change it once he realised it was Irish and most Irish people are Catholics.

A little about my past:

A year or two ago I tried to make my own friends, and met a girl who was a Democrat and like Eve before me I was deceived (1 Timothy 2:14) and was introduced to Babylonian ideas such as women holding positions of spiritual authority and the idea that people shouldn't be killed for having sex. But, I am back on the straight and narrow now and was ReSaved! I am now only friends with fellow Republican, Baptist, Saved Christians.

Anyway! I am now a good, submissive, Baptist girl who is currently awaiting a Husband. My Father is searching for one for me so if you thing you'd like to marry me please speak to him!


JESUS IS LORD.


-Katie

I don't know. I'm a widower and all, and my last fiance was suspected of being Asian and disappeared under mysterious circumstances, so I've been on the lookout for a future Missus. But it sounds like you may be prone to falling off the spiritual wagon.

How many cattle does your daddy want for you, and would he accept sides of beef instead? I do have a ranch with adjacent farm, but it turns out that the neighbors in Texas find it unreasonable for young women to pull plows and carts. Not to mention the milking machines in one of the barns were wholly overpowered for my needs. Needless to say I sold the cattle and keep the place for the solitude-after erecting an 1,800 acre privacy fence.

[SubmissiveSavedGrl]

Re: Hello!

I don't know. I'm a widower and all, and my last fiance was suspected of being Asian and disappeared under mysterious circumstances, so I've been on the lookout for a future Missus. But it sounds like you may be prone to falling off the spiritual wagon.

How many cattle does your daddy want for you, and would he accept sides of beef instead? I do have a ranch with adjacent farm, but it turns out that the neighbors in Texas find it unreasonable for young women to pull plows and carts. Not to mention the milking machines in one of the barns were wholly overpowered for my needs. Needless to say I sold the cattle and keep the place for the solitude-after erecting an 1,800 acre privacy fence.

I just asked him, and he said that usually he wouldn't accept sides of beef, but since I am an ex-Democrat he will give you a bargain.

[I Man Rastafari]

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Greetings Katie! I am very familiar with white girls from my studies at the University of Wisconsin where I am a student on scholarship. I am from Jamaica but I have embraced many activities here in Babylon that we do not have in my home which is Jamaica. I am involved in politics with no fear of assassination and I am even the President of the Student Committee to Smash Racism and Hate Speech AND the President of our chapter of Black Lives Matter. I have now voted for the first time in my life and since I was fortunate enough to be allowed to register twice I voted for Senator Bernie Sanders two times. I feel very honored to be able to vote here since I am not yet a citizen. Eventually I will go back to Africa which is my true home but for now I am educating myself and I am hopeful that Senator Sanders will be elected because he has promised good and high paying jobs to all the leadership of BLM. I am certain that you are a white girl and so we should be friends. I will send you a request for your friendship. Do you associate with Black men? Some of the fathers of the white girls at the University have threatened me but I am intent on my studies and I will not be scared away. I also study these white Baptists on this website because they are completely normal white Americans and there for it is instructive to study them.

I believe that you will get on better here if you make a fuller introduction. That would make the white people very happy. I hope you will accept my friend request. Do you have a car?

[Des]

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I just asked him, and he said that usually he wouldn't accept sides of beef, but since I am an ex-Democrat he will give you a bargain.

Hmmm. A reasonable man, and clearly not of Jewish lineage. I'll talk to the Investigations and Security Ministry and see what they have to say.

You aren't Asian, are you? I mean we could get you past that if you pray hard enough, but its best to be up front with these things. Or maybe just look vaguely Asian? Do you squint much?

[SubmissiveSavedGrl]

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Greetings Katie! I am very familiar with white girls from my studies at the University of Wisconsin where I am a student on scholarship. I am from Jamaica but I have embraced many activities here in Babylon that we do not have in my home which is Jamaica. I am involved in politics with no fear of assassination and I am even the President of the Student Committee to Smash Racism and Hate Speech AND the President of our chapter of Black Lives Matter. I have now voted for the first time in my life and since I was fortunate enough to be allowed to register twice I voted for Senator Bernie Sanders two times. I feel very honored to be able to vote here since I am not yet a citizen. Eventually I will go back to Africa which is my true home but for now I am educating myself and I am hopeful that Senator Sanders will be elected because he has promised good and high paying jobs to all the leadership of BLM. I am certain that you are a white girl and so we should be friends. I will send you a request for your friendship. Do you associate with Black men? Some of the fathers of the white girls at the University have threatened me but I am intent on my studies and I will not be scared away. I also study these white Baptists on this website because they are completely normal white Americans and there for it is instructive to study them.

I believe that you will get on better here if you make a fuller introduction. That would make the white people very happy. I hope you will accept my friend request. Do you have a car?

Sorry, Father said I am not allowed to talk to you, for some reason. I don't know why. And no, I do not have a car because I am not a whore.

Hmmm. A reasonable man, and clearly not of Jewish lineage. I'll talk to the Investigations and Security Ministry and see what they have to say.

You aren't Asian, are you? I mean we could get you past that if you pray hard enough, but its best to be up front with these things. Or maybe just look vaguely Asian? Do you squint much?

I am Caucasian, which I think is a type of Asian. I am sorry

[Des]

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I am Caucasian, which I think is a type of Asian. I am sorry

Oh.

Well.

Alrighty then.

That's just wonderful.

Just wonderful.

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

Re: Hello!

Hello, Katie -

to God's favorite forum! I'm glad to see you can follow directions and post a decent introduction. We have had so many retardeds joining here of late ... may God bless their drooling, wonky-eyed, wheelchair-rolling, pants-peeing little deformed hearts (but He probably won't because all retardeds go to Hell, unless they are able to "pray the tard away" and be healed by Jesus Himself).

I hope you are a chaste, obedient virgin who is deserving of the husband your father is seeking for you. As I'm sure you know, we feeble-minded women have very limited use to the Lord. Our primary responsibility on this earthly plane includes getting married and producing vast quantities of healthy, non-retarded male Christian Soldiers for our husbands and to glorify our Savior! (1 Timothy 2:15)

I hope we can be friends, once you have proven you are not unSaved trash or a retarded.

In Christ,
Mrs. Paddy McIrish

P.S. Mr. McIrish would like to know how tasty your pie is? He is quite the pie "aficionado" and is always curious about other women's baking skills!

[SubmissiveSavedGrl]

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Hello, Katie -

to God's favorite forum! I'm glad to see you can follow directions and post a decent introduction. We have had so many retardeds joining here of late ... may God bless their drooling, wonky-eyed, wheelchair-rolling, pants-peeing little deformed hearts (but He probably won't because all retardeds go to Hell, unless they are able to "pray the tard away" and be healed by Jesus Himself).

I hope you are a chaste, obedient virgin who is deserving of the husband your father is seeking for you. As I'm sure you know, we feeble-minded women have very limited use to the Lord. Our primary responsibility on this earthly plane includes getting married and producing vast quantities of healthy, non-retarded male Christian Soldiers for our husbands and to glorify our Savior! (1 Timothy 2:15)

I hope we can be friends, once you have proven you are not unSaved trash or a retarded.

In Christ,
Mrs. Paddy McIrish

P.S. Mr. McIrish would like to know how tasty your pie is? He is quite the pie "aficionado" and is always curious about other women's baking skills!

Amen, sister!


I don't get why Feminazis say Christians oppress women. Women are just getting what we deserve for disobeying God and being weak and annoying! It is nice to meet likeminded sisters and not these libtard 'Christian' women who get angry over little things like domestic violence. G*sh.



As for my pie, many have tasted it, men and women alike, and told me that it is delicious! Father says my pie is the best in the world.

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

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Amen, sister!

I don't get why Feminazis say Christians oppress women. Women are just getting what we deserve for disobeying God and being weak and annoying! It is nice to meet likeminded sisters and not these libtard 'Christian' women who get angry over little things like domestic violence. G*sh.

As for my pie, many have tasted it, men and women alike, and told me that it is delicious! Father says my pie is the best in the world.

You seem like a polite and promising young lady, dear! Yes, women must acknowledge that we are the weaker sex in order to fulfill our destinies as God has intended: to be help-meets for our husbands and mothers for our little ones ... period! (Plus some cooking, cleaning, baking, mending, gardening, nattering senselessly with other women, etc.)

There is no such thing as domestic "violence," only domestic "discipline" ... which we spiteful Daughters of Eve need, every now and again. Thank goodness for our faithful, devoted fathers and husbands who perform these tiresome duties without complaint!

Perhaps one day Mr. McIrish and I could meet with you and taste your pie together? The only thing Paddy loves better than sampling other women's pie (besides his pints of Guinness, of course) is for me to take a mouthful along with him; my husband is well pleased when I use this method to expand my baking horizons and gather recipes for variety.

P.S. Mr. McIrish's favorite is my moist and succulent vanilla cream pie! Which flavor does your father enjoy best?

[Alvin Moss]

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Welcome, Katie. It is in the prayerful hope of finding other Christians that this site is maintained and open to all who come. Most who come here are heathen wretches, come among us like ravening wolves to cause angst among Christians. It is because an occasional Christian finds the site that we put up with the unsaved and the Devil's people. We are very glad you have come. Many young people are led astray by the Democrats and so it is nothing to be really truly ashamed of. The important fact is that you have thrown off Satan and his Democrats and come to Jesus. Do tell us more of your previous deviancies. We want to help. Leave nothing out, no matter how sordid.


God Bless!

[SubmissiveSavedGrl]

Re: Hello!

There is no such thing as domestic "violence," only domestic "discipline" ... which we spiteful Daughters of Eve need, every now and again. Thank goodness for our faithful, devoted fathers and husbands who perform these tiresome duties without complaint!

Oh, that's true! Silly me, sometimes I still use libtard lingo because of my years under their indoctrination. Domestic discipline is ordained of God!

Perhaps one day Mr. McIrish and I could meet with you and taste your pie together? The only thing Paddy loves better than sampling other women's pie (besides his pints of Guinness, of course) is for me to take a mouthful along with him; my husband is well pleased when I use this method to expand my baking horizons and gather recipes for variety.

P.S. Mr. McIrish's favorite is my moist and succulent vanilla cream pie! Which flavor does your father enjoy best?

That sounds like fun! We could invite many of the TRUE members of this forum (not these heathen infiltrators). It could be a pie tasting party, of sorts!


Father likes my raspberry pie, but sometimes he disciplines me when it's not sweet enough! I am so thankful!

Welcome, Katie. It is in the prayerful hope of finding other Christians that this site is maintained and open to all who come. Most who come here are heathen wretches, come among us like ravening wolves to cause angst among Christians. It is because an occasional Christian finds the site that we put up with the unsaved and the Devil's people. We are very glad you have come. Many young people are led astray by the Democrats and so it is nothing to be really truly ashamed of. The important fact is that you have thrown off Satan and his Democrats and come to Jesus. Do tell us more of your previous deviancies. We want to help. Leave nothing out, no matter how sordid.


God Bless!

Thank you, sir! I truly believe that God's Elect will purge this forum of these terrorists and order will be restored once again.


Well, I don't tell many people about this, but one time my Democrat 'friend' and I took marijuanas. I am deeply ashamed of this, but I am on the road to true repentance. I fasted for four days without food or water in order to purge myself of the Devil's Lettuce. I ended up in the hospital, but that was all part of the repentance process.