[Faith_Machine]

Re: I have seen the light! Praise Jesus!

I suppose I could take this one off your hands if Hannibal doesn't work out.

I'd need some guarantee she's not going to spend my money on Pokemons and whatever else the younger set is into, of course.

Also, no smoking dope and no playing rap music. That shouldn't even need to be said, but you know kids these days.

Also, no using the phone and no "Snapchat."

[Des]

Re: I have seen the light! Praise Jesus!

I suppose I could take this one off your hands if Hannibal doesn't work out.

I'd need some guarantee she's not going to spend my money on Pokemons and whatever else the younger set is into, of course.

Also, no smoking dope and no playing rap music. That shouldn't even need to be said, but you know kids these days.

Also, no using the phone and no "Snapchat."

Are you sure about this, brother Faith? She is such a pasty, dough faced, pale thing. Just a single correctional slap would likely leave an unsightly eggplant colored mark.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I have seen the light! Praise Jesus!

Thank you for your concern, brother. You know how I do so hate to raise a hand to a woman. It is, perhaps, one of my greatest failings.


If you're suggesting I need a hearty, robust woman who can take a good pounding, so I won't feel too bad about it, well, I think I should defer to your wisdom.

[Achaia]

Re: I have seen the light! Praise Jesus!

Thank you all for your advice. I am very pale, but I think of white as a pure color. I have blonde hair and green eyes, and have a healthy weight. I hope to be worthy of a true christian husband. Praise the Lord.

[Nahkriin]

Re: I have seen the light! Praise Jesus!

A good way to know if a woman is good enough to work in the fields, or whatever you need is this. Make her work, all day, then give her some resting time, wake her up early in the morning, then make her work again. Do this for about a week. If she complains, or simply does not want to work at any point, and do as she is told, you know she is not worthy enough to be a trusted worker, or wife. My father did that, and he has a very obedient, good wife.

[Achaia]

Re: I have seen the light! Praise Jesus!

I am eager to prove worthy, brother!

[Des]

Re: I have seen the light! Praise Jesus!

A good way to know if a woman is good enough to work in the fields, or whatever you need is this. Make her work, all day, then give her some resting time, wake her up early in the morning, then make her work again. Do this for about a week. If she complains, or simply does not want to work at any point, and do as she is told, you know she is not worthy enough to be a trusted worker, or wife. My father did that, and he has a very obedient, good wife.

I would think a month minimum, three months to be sure.

[Des]

Re: I have seen the light! Praise Jesus!

Thank you all for your advice. I am very pale, but I think of white as a pure color. I have blonde hair and green eyes, and have a healthy weight. I hope to be worthy of a true christian husband. Praise the Lord.

Yes, yes, pale white like freshly fallen snow with big round cowlike eyes. Just what every man wants. Just like my dearly departed Missus. Such uniform blandness dampens our lusts and allows us to focus on the important things in life like the Bible, doing God's work, and checking to see what those lazy almond eyed olive skinned maids are up to down in the basement.

[Nahkriin]

Re: I have seen the light! Praise Jesus!

I would think a month minimum, three months to be sure.

Oh, that would be a lot better!

[Des]

Re: I have seen the light! Praise Jesus!

Oh, that would be a lot better!

Well, I got that advice from Mistress Veemeister. I met her through a friend of sister Victoria Templeton, Peg Straponsky. After discovering we had mutual interests, I hired Veemeister to be the headmistress of my working ranch school.

Inga Veemeister, equestrian girl's school teacher

I wish my departed Missus had been more like Veemeister, but such was not to be. She was far too bashful and straight
laced to help me keep the house staff in line. No matter how much I beat her, she would not help out with that time-consuming task.

Veemeister has no problem jumping right in. And while she is an old spinster, I feel she would make a great wife. Sadly she informs me that I am not her type.

My one hope in the next future Missus Desmond F Muller is that she is, if not enthusiastic with helping to maintain an orderly staff, at very least agreeable.