Who here supports New Jersey

[Chris Christie]

As a fellow Christian and Governor of the state New Jersey, I was wondering on how you guys view my state. I have been doing my best to rebuild the shore after the horrible hurricane.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Who here supports New Jersey

Hello, governor. It's quite an honor to have a second rate presidential candidate here. Even if you are a worthless R.I.N.O.

What do I think of New Jersey? It's it where they dumped all of NYC's poor? There's the Jersey Devil. Oh, and the Jack Whites. And the mafia is there too I believe.

What about you? What do you think about Jesus? What is your favorite Bible verse? Are you ever going to become a True Christian like Senator Cruz?

[Roland]

Re: Who here supports New Jersey

As a fellow Christian and Governor of the state New Jersey, I was wondering on how you guys view my state. I have been doing my best to rebuild the shore after the horrible hurricane.

Hello Chris,

I am not a Christian but nevertheless I will answer your utterly boring questions in your grossly lacking post. I view your state as one having agreeable beaches and I don´t understand what your role was in your self proclaimed ¨rebuilding of the shore¨.

Kind regards,

Roland

ps: You enhance your chances of getting a warm welcome by following the guidelines mentioned in the description of this forum.

[Des]

Re: Who here supports New Jersey

As a fellow Christian and Governor of the state New Jersey, I was wondering on how you guys view my state. I have been doing my best to rebuild the shore after the horrible hurricane.

1. Who are you?

B. What church do you attend?

C. What is your favorite Bible verse?

4. NJ is a degenerate Yankee state, so who cares?

5. If the hurricane didn't hurt the turnpike, no harm done.

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

Re: Who here supports New Jersey

As a fellow Christian and Governor of the state New Jersey, I was wondering on how you guys view my state. I have been doing my best to rebuild the shore after the horrible hurricane.

I "view your state," sir, as the armpit, bowels, AND anus of the United States. New Jersey is an e coli-laden, pus-filled boil on the face of our great country. Your taxes are high, your roadways are dilapidated and congested, your women are slatterns, and your Godless denizens possess an unfathomable and unwarranted "pride" in being New Jerseyans. Also, none of you people knows how to drive properly (at least, that's what Mr. McIrish says when he has to drive though on his way to New York, which is another cesspool of sin). As a matter of fact, I would wager that New Whoresy is a modern-day Sodom and Gomorrah (Jude 1:7)!

That being said ... welcome to our friendly forums, and I pray that God smites your entire state with fire and eternal damnation!

[Des]

Re: Who here supports New Jersey

Did the hurricane kill the cast of Jersey Shore? Please, please tell me it at least killed Snooki!

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

Re: Who here supports New Jersey

Did the hurricane kill the cast of Jersey Shore? Please, please tell me it at least killed Snooki!

I have never watched TV, but Mr. McIrish told me briefly about that program. Ugh! Snooki is Satan's own little gremlin whore, for certain.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Who here supports New Jersey

I played golf and drank schnapps with Governor Christie just two weeks ago, friend. If you are really him, prove it by telling me what flavor schnapps we enjoyed.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Who here supports New Jersey

As a fellow Christian and Governor of the state New Jersey, I was wondering on how you guys view my state. I have been doing my best to rebuild the shore after the horrible hurricane.

Here in Godly Texas, we have hurricanes stronger than your little Force I storm about twice a week in the summertime. Most people don't even miss work for a little rain and wind like that. It is a measure of the sissytude of the Yankee race that a puny little storm like that brought you to your knees until this very day. God hates Yankees and New Jersey especially. You can call yourself a Republican all you want, but in the end you are just another heathen Yankee and God hates you as much as He hates your neighbors.