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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775
    #31
    Re: Hello!

    Originally posted by Mei Saeki View Post
    I don't need his permission to do anything, unless it involves me doing something that could potentially harm me or our family. I don'tlet men tell me what to do.
    And that, my dear, is why you'll suffer for all eternity when the Good Lord finally pulls the plug on your shallow, depressing life. You'll burn in the fiery pits of Hell for all eternity and only then will you realize the foolishness of your autonomy. You'll look up to Heaven for hope, you'll beg for the tiniest sip of cool water, or even an ice cube from frozen dog piss. Anything to relieve you from the constant pain and torment. You'll see the sweet face of Jesus and those True Christians™ who loved and obeyed Him all throughout their lives, and you'll see us laugh and laugh and laugh (Psalm 2:4)!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Mei Saeki
        Unsaved trash
        • May 2016
        • 97
        #32
        Re: Hello!

        Haha, no I don't. The only man I listen is my father. My husband doesn't have that right.

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          • Mei Saeki
            Unsaved trash
            • May 2016
            • 97
            #33
            Re: Hello!

            The only man I listen is my father. My husband doesn't have that right. You are all bonkers.

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              • Mei Saeki
                Unsaved trash
                • May 2016
                • 97
                #34
                Re: Hello!

                This question may be out of context but is that profile picture you?

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                  • Didymus Much
                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 14079
                    #35
                    Re: Hello!

                    Originally posted by Mei Saeki View Post
                    This question may be out of context but is that profile picture you?
                    Yes.

                    It is out of context.

                    And irrelevant.

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