Howdy Y'all

[Animu Tiddies]

Hello everyone! My name is Jered and I have recently become a Christian. I was raised as an atheist since birth. I am now 35 years old and have come to love Jesus Christ, our LORD. After searching for an appropriate church to fit my beliefs, I could find none in my area. I did an online search hoping to find a church that took the Bible at it's literal word, and it looks like I've found what I'm looking for! I'm curious to see exactly what it's all about so I'll be around for a few weeks at least, probably much longer, as this looks very promising.

I noticed that in the instructions for this forum, it says to name my church, but like I said, I've been unable to find a church in my area that supports True Christian values. Every single one that I've visited seems to take at least some parts of the Bible as metaphor and since I've just become a Christian, I have yet to find a permanent church, but I'm looking.

My favorite bible verse is John 14:6 because it outlines the new-found hope I've come to by accepting Jesus. It makes me excited to get to heaven!

"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

I came to Jesus when I realized how truly wicked my aesthetic ways had been. I quickly purchased a KJV 1611 Bible, shut myself in my house and read the whole thing within a week while fasting.

I hope you'll all welcome me into your group. I feel that this is the perfect place for me. I can't wait!

[FranklinAndPearl]

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Hello, fledgling.

Your introduction is fine, which is rare. I am, however, concerned about your entries in your 'about me'...care to elaborate?


Regards, Franklin

[Animu Tiddies]

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What do you mean good sir?

[FranklinAndPearl]

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Not to worry, trash. I am no fool. Here is what it looked like prior to your changes.



Regards, Franklin

[Animu Tiddies]

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That is clearly an altered photo, I am familiar in the techniques of what the kids call Photo-Shoop. It is unnecessary to call a fellow True Christian trash as the only trash I know of is the satanic trash of today's youth. Also why would I lie when lying is a sin.

Leviticus 19:11: “ ‘Do not steal. “ ‘Do not lie. “ ‘Do not deceive one another.

[FranklinAndPearl]

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That is clearly an altered photo, I am familiar in the techniques of what the kids call Photo-Shoop. It is unnecessary to call a fellow True Christian trash as the only trash I know of is the satanic trash of today's youth. Also why would I lie when lying is a sin.

Leviticus 19:11: “ ‘Do not steal. “ ‘Do not lie. “ ‘Do not deceive one another.

You are accusing an actual True Christian™ of lying? HA. You are unsaved trash, or are you not able to read?


You have been found as a liar. My advice is not to embarrass yourself any further.


Regards, Franklin

[Animu Tiddies]

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[Didymus Much]

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Summer vacation has started, huh?

Tell /b/ to send their smart one next time.

[Russell Holbeck]

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Hello Animu Tiddies.

You should ask the Admins to change your name Animu Tiddies sounds like animal titties I apologize if that is your real name I am not trying to be mean.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Russell Holbeck]

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P.S. Sorry for my coarse language also I did not accept your friend request because I do not know you yet what do you smell like.

[Faith_Machine]

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Welcome, Anime!

I guess you must really like cartoons?

That's fine, as long as you LOVE the Lord!

[Mildly Irritating Homer]

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please respect animu tiddies he is a probably a hot daddy

[Faith_Machine]

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please respect animu tiddies he is a probably a hot daddy

Jesus is going to let Satan burn you if you don't repent. How would you like that, being cooked alive?

[TayLuvsJ]

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Finally, a new member who actually values the Bible and God!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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You should ask the Admins to change your name Animu Tiddies sounds like animal titties I apologize if that is your real name I am not trying to be mean.

Rusty dear, I absolutely agree about the name change. I keep reading the second word as Tiddles, which is a cat's name.

Rusty, your considered responses on these boards often remind me of Proverbs 29:20:
Seest thou a man that is hasty in his words? there is more hope of a fool than of him.

Affectionately your Sister in Christ,
Joanna