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I am from Ashburn Georgia and go to Rocky Mount Baptist Church. My favorite bible verse is Psalm 23.
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Re: Hello I'm Chris
Hello, Chris!Originally posted by LeftHanded Christian View Post
You seem to be a man of few words but what a nice Psalm! I especially enjoy verse 2:
Psalm 23:2
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
Such a nice image of Heaven (very soon come Rapture; 1 Thessalonians 4:17). I usually associate this with the promises of Revelation:
Revelation 21:4
And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.
In addition, both the Psalm 23 and Revelation 21 work very well as deterrents for unbelievers.
Psalms 23:5
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
Revelation 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
Sorry, I am distracted by these nice verses! How did you find Jesus and have you been begetting successfully?
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: Hello I'm Chris
Hiya, good to see new people here!
Left handed is cool!
1 Peter 4:9 - Use hospitality one to another without grudging.Comment
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Re: Hello I'm Chris
I'm sorry to hear about your condition. Being left handed is a strong indicator of spiritual and moral retardedism. There is hope, though, in Christ Jesus alone who can cure the Truly Repentant Soul from all kinds of inflictions (James 5:15-16)! All you need to do is put your trust in Him, believe everything He say to be True and Good and instructive for your Righteousness, and pray He heals you!
Glory!Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Hello I'm Chris
I'm never too keen on left handers.1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Re: Hello I'm Chris
It's caused by masturbation, right? Because your right hand wears out?
I sure hope that's not why our new friend hasn't been back here to tell us more about himself!WARNING:
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Re: Hello I'm Chris
These are perilous times, Chris. We are beset by the Devil and his people at every turn. Many come here to attempt mayhem. Your introduction is very brief, Chris. Please tell us about yourself that we may fully accept you as a Christian brother and not one of the usual heathens who haunt us.God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11Comment
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