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  • tonystarkprime
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    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2016
    • 4

    #1

    Hey, I'm John

    My favorite bible verse is
    Revelation 22:13
    I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.
  • Elmer G. White
    Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
    Victim of atheist scientific persecution
     
    • Apr 2014
    • 10286

    #2
    Re: Hey, I'm John

    Originally posted by tonystarkprime View Post
    My favorite bible verse is
    Revelation 22:13
    I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.
    Nice to meet you, Mr. Prime!

    I also find the Book of Revelation most enlightening! That said, I always find all verses in the Magnificent Bible most illuminating and useful. Let us take a random verse!

    Psalms 42:11
    Why art thou cast down, O my soul? and why art thou disquieted within me? hope thou in God: for I shall yet praise him, who is the health of my countenance, and my God.


    Well, no explanations or interpretations needed with that one!

    How's life? How's begetting? How did you find Jesus Christ? Where do you worship Him!?



    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • Lyn (Ann's Sister)
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      Under Investigation
      • May 2016
      • 10

      #3
      Re: Hey, I'm John

      Hiya, I like seeing more people joining

      1 Peter 4:9 - Use hospitality one to another without grudging.

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      • Phil Ander
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2016
        • 626

        #4
        Re: Hey, I'm John

        Originally posted by tonystarkprime View Post
        My favorite bible verse is
        Revelation 22:13
        I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.

        Nice to make your acquaintance. John is one of my daughter's favorite names, she's always talking about meeting a new "John". If you are not married I could consider a chaperoned meeting. She is nearly 18 and I fear she will become an old maid.


        How did you meet Christ and what Church do you go to?


        Why are you John and your username is tonyspickprime?


        If I am to become your father in law these are things we need to discuss.


        Mr Ander.
        58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


        Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #5
          Re: Hey, I'm John

          Hello and welcome to our friendly forums! I anticipate the way in which you will redeem the names Tony and Stark. While Tony is an Italian name, generally reserved for old, greasy, hairy-backed men who flip pizza for delivery service, it may yet be salvaged. Surely you wish to replace the image of the Marvel Comic would-be hero, a character who is played by a man who gets his jollies making children cry.



          Professional Child Upsetter, Tony Stark, Upsets Children For Fun.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050

            #6
            Re: Hey, I'm John

            What is with all these new people posting extremely short introductions?

            I sure hope they're not all in cahoots with each other, and planning some kind of troll attack.
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            • Alvin Moss
              Serving Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2013
              • 4468

              #7
              Re: Hey, I'm John

              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
              What is with all these new people posting extremely short introductions?

              I sure hope they're not all in cahoots with each other, and planning some kind of troll attack.

              My thoughts exactly. We must not let our guard down.
              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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