Hello!

[GlitteryGuts]

Hi!

I currently attend the Church of the Sacred, founded by myself, my good wife Erin, and my wonderful daughter Lauren. We take in all the scared lambs and convert them into warriors of God and Jesus Christ!


My favourite bible verse is Romans 12:9, as it is all about love!


Peace be unto all those who reply, and remember to spread the love of Christ!

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hello!

Hi!

I currently attend the Church of the Sacred, founded by myself, my good wife Erin, and my wonderful daughter Lauren. We take in all the scared lambs and convert them into warriors of God and Jesus Christ!

My favourite bible verse is Romans 12:9, as it is all about love!

Peace be unto all those who reply, and remember to spread the love of Christ!

Dear Mr. Guts,

This all seems fine and useful but we'd highly appreciate some more information about your brand new denomination, especially regarding the key issues of Healthy Doctrine. What are your views on the most pivotal aspects that determine True Christianity™? Do you accept 6-day Creation (Genesis 1:1), the importance of following God's Commandments (Ecclesiastes 12:13), the transmittance of sin over generations (Exodus 20:4), gender and homer-issues and the Manifestations of Powerful Love when Jesus returns (very soon; Revelation 19:21). We only are this inquisitive because our Forum is being invaded by atheists and false Christians whose only goal is to mock Christ and persecute us.

Psalms 143:3
For the enemy hath persecuted my soul; he hath smitten my life down to the ground; he hath made me to dwell in darkness, as those that have been long dead.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[GlitteryGuts]

Re: Hello!

Dear Mr. Guts,

This all seems fine and useful but we'd highly appreciate some more information about your brand new denomination, especially regarding the key issues of Healthy Doctrine. What are your views on the most pivotal aspects that determine True Christianity™? Do you accept 6-day Creation (Genesis 1:1), the importance of following God's Commandments (Ecclesiastes 12:13), the transmittance of sin over generations (Exodus 20:4), gender and homer-issues and the Manifestations of Powerful Love when Jesus returns (very soon; Revelation 19:21). We only are this inquisitive because our Forum is being invaded by atheists and false Christians whose only goal is to mock Christ and persecute us.

Psalms 143:3
For the enemy hath persecuted my soul; he hath smitten my life down to the ground; he hath made me to dwell in darkness, as those that have been long dead.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Oh, yes! my wife and I preach only what the True Bible says. Our word is the word of the good Lord! Sorry for any confusion!


Yours in Christ, have a blessed day,
Nicholas

[datboi]

Re: Hello!

Hi!

I currently attend the Church of the Sacred, founded by myself, my good wife Erin, and my wonderful daughter Lauren. We take in all the scared lambs and convert them into warriors of God and Jesus Christ!


My favourite bible verse is Romans 12:9, as it is all about love!


Peace be unto all those who reply, and remember to spread the love of Christ!

I would like to join your church.

[GlitteryGuts]

Re: Hello!

I would like to join your church.

That'd be so lovely, we're always looking for new members of our congregation!

[datboi]

Re: Hello!

That'd be so lovely, we're always looking for new members of our congregation!

How do I join?

[GlitteryGuts]

Re: Hello!

How do I join?

Accept god into your heart and believe in the bible! You're welcome to attend our mass on Sundays! We also hold Sunday school for the youngsters if you have any!

YIC, Have a blessed day!
Nicholas

[Dawnicorn]

Re: Hello!

I too would love to join your church!

[GlitteryGuts]

Re: Hello!

I too would love to join your church!

Then just accept jesus into your heart! I'm so happy my wife and I will be seeing new faces this Sunday!


YIC,
Nicholas

[Dawnicorn]

Re: Hello!

Then I can already consider myself a member! I always keep Jesus in my heart!

I have a son,Philip, who would be more then happy to attend Sunday School!

[GlitteryGuts]

Re: Hello!

Then I can already consider myself a member! I always keep Jesus in my heart!

I have a son,Philip, who would be more then happy to attend Sunday School!

Perhaps your son and my lovely daughter, Lauren, would like to participate in a supervised playdate! It'd be lovely to get my daughter a husband at such a young age, as she won't become an Old Maid!


YIC,
Nicholas

[Dawnicorn]

Re: Hello!

That sounds like a fantastic idea! Philip would love to get together with your daughter, in a supervised play date like you said of course, we cannot allow anything our good Lord would disapprove of to happen!

While the children play I can introduce you to my lovely husband Zachary, who is a fellow True Christian ™. Just let us know the time and place!

- Debby

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hello!

Why on Earth would you all three newcomers choose an unestablished congregation instead of striving to become members of a well-established Bible-Believing community (after proper investigation by our Department of Faith)?

The frolicking male-bonding at the first meeting of apparent strangers is often a gateway to physical contact and eventual acceptance of unnatural relations (Romans 1:27). I'm just asking for you three to be careful and to avoid the obvious but ultimately disastrous way of extramarital attraction.

Matthew 7:14
Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[GlitteryGuts]

Re: Hello!

That sounds like a fantastic idea! Philip would love to get together with your daughter, in a supervised play date like you said of course, we cannot allow anything our good Lord would disapprove of to happen!

While the children play I can introduce you to my lovely husband Zachary, who is a fellow True Christian ™. Just let us know the time and place!

- Debby

That would be lovely! Of course, you can meet us after mass and we can go to my house where Erin will cook us some lovely lunch!


YIC,
Nicholas

[GlitteryGuts]

Re: Hello!

Why on Earth would you all three newcomers choose an unestablished congregation instead of striving to become members of a well-established Bible-Believing community (after proper investigation by our Department of Faith)?

The frolicking male-bonding at the first meeting of apparent strangers is often a gateway to physical contact and eventual acceptance of unnatural relations (Romans 1:27). I'm just asking for you three to be careful and to avoid the obvious but ultimately disastrous way of male attraction.

Matthew 7:14
Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Well, I do believe my two new friends are female! And I accept all newcomers to my church, regardless of their pasts or otherwise. Anyone who is willing to accept Christ is a friend of mine!


Excuse my friendliness, I was taught love by the good and gracious Lord.


YIC, Have a blessed day,
Nicholas