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  • Dawnicorn
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    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2016
    • 6
    #1

    Hello!

    Hello! I am a recently converted Christian along with my husband, Zachary. We are dedicated to our new faith and hope to meet new friends through Gods favorite forum!
    A recently converted Christian and dedicated mother to my son,and a caring wife to my husband,Zachery.
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    • GlitteryGuts
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      Under Investigation
      • Jun 2016
      • 17
      #2
      Re: Hello!

      Welcome to the forums, Debby!

      I hope you find this forum as loving and caring as I hope it to be!


      Yours in Christ, have a blessed day,
      Nicholas
      I walk with Christ. I run a christ-centered church with my wife, Erin.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775
          #3
          Re: Hello!

          Hello Dawn, and welcome to our friendly forums! We'd like to get to know you better. What church do you go to? What is your favorite Bible verse? How did you come to find Jesus? How many children has your husband granted you?
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10050
              #4
              Re: Hello!

              More of this suspicious sameness among people who've recently joined our forums. Most peculiar.

              Dawn, are you a bot?

              I don't need to buy any Raybans, just so you know.
              WARNING:
              In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
              REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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