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  • TayLuvsJ
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jun 2016
    • 36

    #1

    Intro!

    My name is Taylor
    Call me Tay
    My username is translated to Tay Loves Jesus, but it wouldn't fit
    As you can tell I dont care about punctuation and grammar but that is because there are more important things to do like read the bible I let auto correct do that for me so if I have bad grammar that's why

    Things I love
    Jesus

    Things I hate
    Everything else
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Intro!

    If you have bad grammar, it's because you have no respect for organization, communication, tradition, or culture. I can tell you have no respect for authority or civilization as you've failed to follow the absurdly simple directions at the top of your screen. It's not yet apparent if you have any intelligence and refuse to use it, or if you were raised to be simple-minded by liberal parents who indulged your every base whim.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Just Chris
      Unsaved trash
      • Jun 2016
      • 193

      #3
      Re: Intro!

      Welcome my friend we are glad to have you.

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      • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
        True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
         
        • Jul 2014
        • 8407

        #4
        Re: Intro!

        Hello Taylor, and a warm welcome to our forums. Tell us, what church do you go to? How did you come to find Jesus - or how did He find you? And what is your favorite Bible verse?

        One thing you said does puzzle me:


        Originally posted by TayLuvsJ View Post
        As you can tell I dont care about punctuation and grammar but that is because there are more important things to do like read the bible I let auto correct do that for me ...
        Autocorrect cannot read the Bible for you, dear.

        I am sure I speak for all my brothers and sisters when I say that we cannot wait to get to know you better and fellowship with you.


        YiC
        JL-V
        Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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        • TayLuvsJ
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jun 2016
          • 36

          #5
          Re: Intro!

          I meant to say that auto correct takes care of punctuation and spelling errors, but I've decided that I should type in the English language. If I didn't, then nobody could understand me
          I came to find Jesus because my wonderful parents raised me Christian, and my favorite bible verse is John 3:16

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708

            #6
            Re: Intro!

            You sound like a homosexshul. Are you one?
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            • TayLuvsJ
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jun 2016
              • 36

              #7
              Re: Intro!

              No, I hate hate them so much! They're against God's teachings and most of them are absolutely crazy as well! Where did you get the idea that I was one?

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              • TayLuvsJ
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jun 2016
                • 36

                #8
                A lil' more about me...

                I admit, my introduction was pretty rough and rocky. I know since this is God's favorite forum, I should try much harder.
                So, I thought not using punctuation would save time, but it only saves a few seconds So, I'll be typing like a well-educated American from now on. A few things you all asked are:

                Q: How did you come to find Jesus
                A: I've been in love with Jesus since I was born, I was raised Christian and I hope and pray that it will be as such for the remainder of my life.

                Q: What is your favorite bible verse?
                A: It's very hard to choose, but probably John 3:16. It's a classic, well known verse that is very beautiful in my opinion.

                Q: What church do you attend?
                A: Well, I'd rather not answer that...I don't want to share my location. But I go to a godly Christian church which I attend every Sunday.

                I hope you learned a bit about myself! I hope to share little faith tips with you and strengthen it up as I go!
                Now, i know some of you are against Star Wars, but I would like this to be my signature: May the faith be with you
                Now, if you believe this signature is blasphemous in ANY way, just notify me and I'll change it.
                One more thing, Daisy Mae Johnson asked if I was (do I dare say it) a homosexual, I'll have you know that I am COMPLETELY against homosexuality and definitely wouldn't want to be one...I am straight up straight as I like to say.

                God bless, have a wonderful day!
                ~~~TayTay

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                • FranklinAndPearl
                  True Christians™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2014
                  • 163

                  #9
                  Re: A lil' more about me...

                  Originally posted by TayLuvsJ View Post
                  But I go to a godly Christian church which I attend every Sunday.
                  Hi dear, this is Pearl.


                  Why do you hate God so much that you would refuse to capitalize HIS name, yet care enough to capitalize Sunday and Christian???? Jonah 2:8...Please do not put empty words before our SAVIOR.


                  Walking with Christ,


                  Parl
                  Just a loving, saved, MARRIED HETEROSEXUAL couple sharing this account! Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hi Carol, not sure why the Face book isn't typing out my letters, LOL. I hope you can see this message, none of the letters are going in the box. Maybe they are invisible? We do not really understand Computers or Technology. I will have to ask Anita about this. See you tomor

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050

                    #10
                    Re: Intro!

                    So I take it you're one of those black guys?

                    That's OK, there's plenty of room in our church for black guys.

                    Just remember, the young white girls are off limits.
                    WARNING:
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                    REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                    • walakobay
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • May 2011
                      • 3

                      #11
                      Re: Intro!

                      Hi,
                      I'm James and I could never be more thankful that I have found this treasure on the internet. God is really great!

                      Here's a quick Q&A about me:



                      Q: How did you come to find Jesus

                      A: When my lovely father and mother made love after marriage, that was when I found Jesus!

                      Q: What is your favorite bible verse?
                      A: Leviticus 18:22 - a true Christian should know that verse by heart and should stand and fight for it!

                      Q: What church do you attend?
                      A: Westboro Baptist Church

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                      • TayLuvsJ
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jun 2016
                        • 36

                        #12
                        Re: A lil' more about me...

                        I've seen good members on this forum not capitalize Godly, I thought I was supposed to look up to them as good Christian example. I'll capitalize it from now on, but I've always capitalized God's name. Godly is an adjective, and I didn't know it was to be a proper adjective, but I'll take that into consideration. Thank you for helping my recognize God in my grammar And no, I'm not black. I'm pure white and I actually try to AVOID black people with their satanic ways.

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                        • FranklinAndPearl
                          True Christians™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2014
                          • 163

                          #13
                          Re: A lil' more about me...

                          Originally posted by TayLuvsJ View Post
                          I've seen good members on this forum not capitalize Godly, I thought I was supposed to look up to them as good Christian example. I'll capitalize it from now on, but I've always capitalized God's name. Godly is an adjective, and I didn't know it was to be a proper adjective, but I'll take that into consideration. Thank you for helping my recognize God in my grammar And no, I'm not black. I'm pure white and I actually try to AVOID black people with their satanic ways.
                          Please provide evidence of when a True Christiandid not capitalize 'Godly' in an amount plentiful enough to sway you to think that it was acceptable. I'll wait.

                          Regards, Franklin
                          Just a loving, saved, MARRIED HETEROSEXUAL couple sharing this account! Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hi Carol, not sure why the Face book isn't typing out my letters, LOL. I hope you can see this message, none of the letters are going in the box. Maybe they are invisible? We do not really understand Computers or Technology. I will have to ask Anita about this. See you tomor

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                          • TayLuvsJ
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jun 2016
                            • 36

                            #14
                            Re: A lil' more about me...

                            I need some help...my description says I'm a "flaming homersexual" although I am straight and I have been since I married. How can I be rid of the badge? It's quite a disturbance to me because homersexuals give me the willies...especially because they go DIRECTLY against God's teachings! I know fear is a terrible sin (Isaiah 41:10) but I only fear things that are against God, such as sin, witchcraft, and of course gay people. Is it alright to fear them, or should I change my ways. Also, I wish to post stories of my faith journey on the forums, but my computer will not allow me to. Is posting only for True Christians™?

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                            • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                              True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                               
                              • Jul 2014
                              • 8407

                              #15
                              Re: A lil' more about me...

                              I am unable to address the first part of your post, which is entirely a matter for the Pastors.


                              Originally posted by TayLuvsJ View Post
                              Also, I wish to post stories of my faith journey on the forums, but my computer will not allow me to. Is posting only for True Christians™?
                              The very fact that you posted the above suggests otherwise, doesn't it? This, your introductory thread, is the place to post your "stories" (as you call them). Rather than stories, have you considered posting Truth?


                              YiC
                              JL-V
                              Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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