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Hello I Am Fun!!
I love men and i am a man that's alright because Jesus is my helmet he will always protect me and i love him 
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Somebody help! I fear we have a GAY on God's favorite website!
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Welcome to God's favorite forum.
Please tell us about your Church and favorite bible verses.If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
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Really? You look remarkably like the badly-embalmed remains of the late and unlamented Duchess of Alba.Originally posted by Mildly Irritating Homer View Post
Are you in fact a hispanic woman? Perhaps you can tell us when you post a proper introduction.Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!Comment
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Yes, friend, you need to post a proper introduction. I feel like I don't know anything about you at all.WARNING:
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REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.Comment
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No you don't. You hate them. That's why you have taken to rape(anal, legitimate) as a way of hurting any male you meet. You see, the gaywise is a predator, an anal predator who waits patiently for a callow young youth, naive to ways of the world, with the soft downy fluff of incipient manhood on his soft cheeks to move unconsciously gracefully into his penile cross hairs and BAMPH!Originally posted by Mildly Irritating Homer View PostI love men and i am a man that's alright because Jesus is my helmet he will always protect me and i love him))
Another glazed eyed, drug stupefied victim stumbles home, with bleeding buttockular cleft and a colon full of shame.
An enduring image, to be sure.
If you loved men you would choose not to be sexually aroused by them and bring all men unto the the Lord.
2 Timothy 24-26 And the servant of the Lord must not strive; but be gentle unto all, apt to teach, patient, In meekness instructing those that oppose themselves; if God peradventure will give them repentance to the acknowledging of the truth; And they may recover themselves out of the snare of the devil, who are taken captive by him at his will.
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Hello, Fun, I am a blessed True Christian, one of God's chosen on earth. Now why don't you do as Dr Toole suggests above and post a nice Bible verse for us?Last edited by Brother Temperance; 06-20-2016, 07:52 PM. Reason: SATAN hit the return key before I was finished typing. Damn you, Satan!O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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A welcome return to you Brother Temperence!Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
How was your missionary service? I forget where it was.
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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