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  • Mexican Palpo
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    • Jun 2016
    • 6

    #1

    Hello

    Hello my name Gabriel I am from Mexico. I have a family that consists of my wife and my 2 children. I attend my local baptist church for ceremonies and such. I enjoy helping my community and one day look forward to maybe moving from Mexico and looking for greener pastures in the USA.

    My favourite quote is 1 Corinthians 10:31 - Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God.
    Philippians 4:13 - I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.
  • Phil Ander
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2016
    • 626

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Hello Palpo,


    By early February next year, your aspiration to be an illegal immigrant to Godly USA will be dashed. By then the Wall will have been built. In fact, the population of Mexico will most likely double when all of your cousins are deported. Californica will have a shortage of gardeners, domestic help, drug dealers and dollar prostitutes, but what the heck.


    Phil
    58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


    Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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    • Dr Laurence Niles
      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
       
      • Jan 2012
      • 9063

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Mexican Palpo View Post
      Hello my name Gabriel I am from Mexico. I have a family that consists of my wife and my 2 children. I attend my local baptist church for ceremonies and such. I enjoy helping my community and one day look forward to maybe moving from Mexico and looking for greener pastures in the USA.

      My favourite quote is 1 Corinthians 10:31 - Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God.
      Welcome to God's favourite forum! I've never been to Mexico: I'm a big fan of your Kakapo, Takahe and Kiwi; such an exotic land!

      It's a long flight to America. Do you have any sons? How tall are they?

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • I Man Rastafari
        Possibly retarded pothead
        • Oct 2015
        • 1019

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Greetings Palpo. I am also from a foreign country which is Jamaica. I came here on a student visa and I am attending the University of Wisconsin on full scholarship with a small stipend of 400usd weekly. Jamaica is too far to swim to America but Mexico is close and you could probably swim across the river they have down there. The white people will be needing more Mexicans soon because the Black people are all going back to Africa which is our true home once we get the money the white man has been withholding from us. You should come soon and learn one of the jobs that Black people do now. I can not think of any just now but there are probably a lot of them. Oh I know! You could work for the government. That is where all of the Black people in Babylon who have jobs now work. They will be needing other people to listen to telephones ring and shuffle papers.

        Jah Guide
        Trevor
        Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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        • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
          True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
           
          • Jul 2014
          • 8453

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Hello Senyor Pulpo and a very warm welcome to our forums. Tell us, whereabouts in Mexico are you - are you close to the border? And what is the name of your church? Perhaps one of our pastors may have met your pastor during one of our Missions to your country!!!!

          Are your children male or female? How old are they? Tell us much, much more about yourself, your family and your walk with Christ.


          YiC
          JL-V
          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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          • Mexican Palpo
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            • Jun 2016
            • 6

            #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Phil Ander View Post
            Hello Palpo,

            By early February next year, your aspiration to be an illegal immigrant to Godly USA will be dashed.

            Phil
            No need for concern Mr Ander. My aspirations are to enter the Godly USA fully legally, I would never dare disrespect the laws of any land I plan to move to. I have known many a person who have tried to enter your country illegally and have been stopped by the great men that guard your borders and I have no aspiration to become filth like them.
            Philippians 4:13 - I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.

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            • Mexican Palpo
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              • Jun 2016
              • 6

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
              Welcome to God's favourite

              It's a long flight to America. Do you have any sons? How tall are they?

              YIC
              God has seen fit to bless me with one son, he is a growing into a respectable young man as I am trying to keep him away from the influences of the cartels that ravage my country.
              Philippians 4:13 - I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.

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              • PetitionLady
                Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                Forum Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 883

                #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Mexican Palpo View Post
                No need for concern Mr Ander. My aspirations are to enter the Godly USA fully legally, I would never dare disrespect the laws of any land I plan to move to. I have known many a person who have tried to enter your country illegally and have been stopped by the great men that guard your borders and I have no aspiration to become filth like them.
                Welcome. I pray your word is truth about coming here legally.
                But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                ~Matt. 10:33

                ~~~~~~~
                Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                • Mexican Palpo
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                  • Jun 2016
                  • 6

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                  Hello Senyor Pulpo and a very warm welcome to our forums. Tell us, whereabouts in Mexico are you - are you close to the border? And what is the name of your church? Perhaps one of our pastors may have met your pastor during one of our Missions to your country!!!!
                  YiC
                  JL-V
                  I once lived near the border, however the influence of the cartels near the regions of the border caused me to move out of fear for the safety of me and my family. I live in Mexico City relatively close to Capital City Baptist Church.
                  Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                  Are your children male or female? How old are they? Tell us much, much more about yourself, your family and your walk with Christ.
                  JL-V


                  I have one daughter (9) and a son (10). I was born in Mexico and was raised in a Non-Christian household. After I found my wife I began to re-evaluate my life decisions that upto then had been leading me astray and began to make a change. I started a career in the I.T industry and met some good friends who started me on my path with Christ. I moved away from the border and into Mexico City close to a Baptist Church and started to repair my life and that of my families good life.
                  Philippians 4:13 - I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.

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