X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • kayeotic
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2016
    • 1

    #1

    heeyy

    names Kaye. i used to be gay. but now im straight as a pole.


    literally


    anyway nice to meet you all.
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: heeyy

    Well Praise Jesus! How did He save you from a fate worse than death? How do you repay Him with your time and efforts? Have you found a husband who forgives your disgusting past and has redeemed your lady-bits by filling your womb with soldiers for Christ? How many people have you convinced with such a powerful testimony as this one? The numbers must be staggering!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

    Comment

    • TayLuvsJ
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jun 2016
      • 36

      #3
      Re: heeyy

      Fascinating life story. Keep it up and you will be Saved™
      What church do you attend?
      What is your favorite Bible verse?
      How did you come to find Jesus and find the errors in your marriage?

      Comment

      • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
        True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
         
        • Jul 2014
        • 8416

        #4
        Re: heeyy

        Originally posted by TayLuvsJ View Post
        Fascinating life story.
        Sarcasm is not welcome here, young man.

        Originally posted by TayLuvsJ View Post
        How did you come to find Jesus and find the errors in your marriage?
        I see no mention of marriage in her post. Do you happen to be acquainted with this person?
        Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

        Comment

        • TayLuvsJ
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jun 2016
          • 36

          #5
          Re: heeyy

          It was fascinating in my opinion, how Jesus came and saved her like that! And how could I forget...i should have put the word marriage in quotation marks, thank you for pointing that out. I am female by the way, Taylor is a girls name as well.

          Comment

          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050

            #6
            Re: heeyy

            Taylor, you're not trying to "pick up" on Kaye, are you?
            WARNING:
            In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
            REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

            Comment

            • TayLuvsJ
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jun 2016
              • 36

              #7
              Re: heeyy

              Now why would you think that? I'm already married, and the Holy Bible said not to commit adultery.

              Comment

              Working...