Well Praise Jesus! How did He save you from a fate worse than death? How do you repay Him with your time and efforts? Have you found a husband who forgives your disgusting past and has redeemed your lady-bits by filling your womb with soldiers for Christ? How many people have you convinced with such a powerful testimony as this one? The numbers must be staggering!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
Fascinating life story. Keep it up and you will be Saved™
What church do you attend?
What is your favorite Bible verse?
How did you come to find Jesus and find the errors in your marriage?
It was fascinating in my opinion, how Jesus came and saved her like that! And how could I forget...i should have put the word marriage in quotation marks, thank you for pointing that out. I am female by the way, Taylor is a girls name as well.
Taylor, you're not trying to "pick up" on Kaye, are you?
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