Bless!!!

[lil gay nerd]

Hello everyone! I must admit, I am nervous to be here. All of you seem like such holy, True Christians™ and I hope that I grow in faith as a result of being in the presence of such good people. I grew up in a hateful, sinful place that condemned me for loving Jesus and wanting to follow in His path, but perhaps there is some hope left in the world after all.Anyway, let me tell you a little bit about myself. I strive to be a loving wife to my husband, and a good mother to my two kiddos. I enjoy spending my time cleaning the house and improving upon the recipes passed down to me by my good Christian mother(God bless her soul and may she rest in peace with the Lord Almighty). It is always a prayerful experience to read Bible verses to my children before they sleep, lest the devil aspire to sneak into their dreams.
Another favorite hobby of mine is reading the much-needed edited Harry Potter story, Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles. It's an excellent read, unlike the original, which was filled with good morals but horrible witchcraft. Please check it out! I highly recommend it! https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1064443...r-and-Miracles


That's all from me today. Do forgive me, I do not know my whole way around this website. I wish you all a blessed day!


Love,
Mary Ellen

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Welcome, dear. It's always refreshing to find a woman embrace her place in nature (Genesis 3:16). Why don't you tell us about your username? Surely I'm not the only one curious.

[lil gay nerd]

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Silly me! Thank you for the reminder! You see, Mary, I like to think I am a short, happy, intelligent woman who knows her place in the kitchen. As a part of my daily life, I try to revert the meaning of "gay" back to its true, intended form, before it was corrupted by sinners.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Hello dear and welcome to our forums. I'm afraid I have no time to read Grace Ann's seminal work, and rather less interest in doing so. I do recall it being mentioned in the newspapers a couple of years ago, and there was some suggestion that it might be parody. Are you sure you haven't been taken in by cruel atheists, laughing at your expense and all the while attempting to suck out your soul for Satan's amusement?

Never forget 1 Peter 5:8.

Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour

This is all the reading my children and I need.




YiC
Joanna

[lil gay nerd]

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I do apologize for correcting you, Joanna, but I do believe the improved version to not be a parody of the original, unworthy, sinful story. However, to each his own - I wouldn't call the read a requirement of some sort, like the Holy Words of Jesus Christ Himself, but, rather, a recommendation for those who enjoy fiction and would rather not expose their children to witchcraft by any means. And besides, the story encourages children to read the Bible, as my children have become even more eager to do so. I do hope you understand and are not disappointed in me for respectfully disagreeing, and I pray you'll have a wonderful weekend!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I remember that story! An inspiration to all writers and creative minds who love Jesus!

[lil gay nerd]

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I agree fully! It is good to see another fan of this wonderful creation! What is your favorite Bible quote referenced in the story?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I agree fully! It is good to see another fan of this wonderful creation! What is your favorite Bible quote referenced in the story?

My children and I had made an inside joke of referencing the last line of the story to each other whenever we encountered a sulky atheist: "But even as the fornicating, drug-addicted Evolutionist disappeared into the distance, the righteous little ones continued to pray. They knew that, if they screamed loudly enough, they could change the world." That phrase, "the righteous little ones continued to pray" became our little rallying cry whenever the youngest children got scared when being yelled at or harassed by angry atheists who didn't appreciate our following them around the public streets and shopping venues, reading aloud the Word of God, convicting them of their sins, and throwing stones at them right then and there in public. Some people are so touchy. I think it's important for my children to develop a thick skin, you know. They certainly don't need to be spending any time thinking about what sinner say to them, or focusing on how they feel when people call them "insane" or "brainwashed."

[lil gay nerd]

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Very impressive! Well done! I must take notes! You and your children are such an inspiration to us all!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I do apologize for correcting you, Joanna, but I do believe the improved version to not be a parody of the original, unworthy, sinful story.

Thank you for the apology, dear, though I don't see the need as you did not in fact correct anybody. I merely pointed out that

there was some suggestion that it might be parody

and took no personal view on the matter. Perhaps you were confused by the suggestion that you might treat the claims of atheists with a degree of skepticism?

Sister Mary E, I had completely forgotten that we discussed this matter almost 2 years ago - it was less than a month before the twins were born, of course, and my dear husband has often pointed out that childbirth plays havoc with my memory (not to mention my housekeeping).

My, though, how time flies when you're praising Jesus! I remember now that I contacted the authoress to ask (on behalf of Brother Franklin) whether her work was available in hardback or as an audio book. I am disappointed to report that I received no reply, which probably escaped me at the time but, with hindsight, worries me now. I do hope that the authoress, Grace Ann, is quite well.

[Brother Jessup]

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Hello gay nerd. I can see that you're on the fast track to the everlasting hell fires, so why not board the Trump train instead?

I suggest that you start by reading the bible and voting for Donald Trump this upcoming election. He could use some of the gay vote this November in order to win the general election against crooked, lying Hilary. Just remember! If you vote for Trump, you'll not only be rewarded in the afterlife, but you'll be rewarded here on earth as well. With Donald Trump as our commander and chief, we true Christians can get to work on deprogramming gay degenerates like yourself so you can start having normal Christian sex as God intended. In addition, you will no longer be tempted by fake same-sex marriage once the new conservative supreme court judges that Donald Trump nominates abolish it once and for all.

Lets also not forget that you and all of your perverted gay, sodomite friends will finally be safe from radical Islamic terrorism once Donald Trump's total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States goes into effect.

If crooked, lying Hilary wins, she'll sell out this country to the Saudi's for a big campaign contribution, made payable to the Clinton Foundation, and we'll be forced to suffer under sharia law. Only Trump can protect the gays from being stoned to death, burned alive, or tossed off of buildings by Muslim clerics.

The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken....Amen!