[Esther B.]

Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress!

No, she will not. She is not a whore, she is a virgin and will stay that way until her honeymoon next week.

Then if she's a virgin, she needs to wear a dress that is modest and as white as snow. You also need to make sure that she doesn't wear gold, pearls, or anything expensive. 1 Timothy 2:9 is a good example of how a woman should dress.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress!

Your sister is a whore and advertising it if she chooses to wear red! If she is a virgin, she should be wearing a pure white dress that is simple, and modest. I attached a picture of one that my husband likes. However, he disapproves of the bride, given her lack of veil.

[Mei Saeki]

Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress!

She is already married and she chose the dress I picked. It was a lovely wedding.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress!

She is already married and she chose the dress I picked. It was a lovely wedding.

So you went ahead and ignored everyone else's opinions (gee, big surprise there) and did what you wanted to (and were going to anyways) and you're apparently happy with the results.

So why the hell did you ask in the first place, and why the fuck are you still here?

[Leroy Llewelyn]

Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress!

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She is already married and she chose the dress I picked. It was a lovely wedding.

Shameful.Im sure you had fun at her secular city hall "wedding", but know this: it's an illegitimate"civil union" in the Eyes of The Lord God, and both your sister's and her Taoist's eternal souls are in jeopardy of damnation and Hellfire.


I just pray your father tithes his 50 shekels. I

[Leroy Llewelyn]

Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress!

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Shameful.Im sure you had fun at her secular city hall "wedding", but know this: it's an illegitimate"civil union" in the Eyes of The Lord God, and both your sister's and her Taoist's eternal souls are in jeopardy of damnation and Hellfire.


I just pray your father tithes his 50 shekels. I

My spell check took over, here's what I meant to say:


Shameful. I'm sure you had fun at her secular city hall "wedding", but know this: it's an illegitimate"civil union" in the Eyes of The Lord God, and both your sister's and her rapist's eternal souls are in jeopardy of damnation and Hellfire.


I just pray your father tithes his 50 shekels.


Yours in Christ,
HeyLeroy

[Engles]

Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress!

That wedding dress is revolting and sinful. Women should never have any skin other than that on their heads, necks and hands visible, and certainly not their backs!

I will pray that you will repent of your lust and accept as your savior. If you don't, then Jesus has a warm place prepared just for you.

[Brother Jessup]

Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress!

For future reference, a truly virginous bride who loves Jesus with all of her heart, should wear proper Christian attire on her wedding day. Dress should cover the ankles, sleeves must hide the arms, bosoms and cursed female curves should be obscured from wanting eyes underneath sheaths of fabric, and hair should be covered by a traditional woman's head bonnet or scarf.


The following is a perfect example of what a proper Christian bride should wear on her wedding day:

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress!

Not to be picky, but shouldn't this discussion be in the ladies' prayer shack? We men - especially professionals such as equine gnathologists - have little time for unimportant cackling about wedding dresses.


COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry


PS: As was pointed out here, it's so: your sister is a filthy slut who has defiled her temple by displaying her lady parts in such an unsuitable garment. I pray she finds Jesus.