Hello, People! I lie but am bad at it.

[Sal, the bull dyke doctor]

Hey, world! I'm Cassandra, and me and my partner Sally are new here. I work as a doctor, and studied cardeotherapy at university. Me and Sal have adopted two beautiful children. Being a lesbian couple, we can't have them ourselves! Sarah is 19 and Lily is 16.

Hello. I'm Sally, and I work as a teacher. I live with my amazing wife, Cas. We're the luckiest couple alive! We hope to get to know all of you. Xxx

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello, People!

Hello dear, tell us which one of you unsaved rug munchers is the man in the relationship, and that one can have the account. We don't do multiple people/personalities on one account. It tends to confuse some of the older church members. Thank you.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello, People!

I work as a doctor, and studied cardeotherapy at university.

Really? You studied cardeotherapy? Don't you think you should get your license before you start working as a doctor?

Me and Sal have adopted two beautiful children.

They let you do this in England?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Hello, People!

I work as a doctor, and studied cardeotherapy at university.

It does surprise me how many people make accounts on here and claim to have studied things at university that they can't even spell. Are you from Blackpool?

[Brother Jessup]

Re: Hello, People!

Didn't anyone ever teach you that God hates gays?

Jude 1:7-8

7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them, in like manner giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire. 8 Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.

I feel sorry for the poor children that you and your hussy dyke girlfriend adopted. I pray that you two don't succeed in converting them to your perverted life style choice.

However, if you want to score some Jesus points, you'll vote for Donald Trump this coming election in November as he is in need of the woman vote. He can also stand to gain from attracting more of the gay vote too. Remember, unlike radical Islam, we Christians are civilized. Once Donald Trump becomes president we can work on converting you back to becoming straight again, unlike the Muslims who want to throw you off of buildings or turn you into sex slave/harem concubines.

Donald Trump 2016!


The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken....Amen!

[Sal, the bull dyke doctor]

Re: Hello, People!

Really? You studied cardeotherapy? Don't you think you should get your license before you start working as a doctor?
I apologise for my bad choice of words. I am fully qualified in the medical profession.
They let you do this in England?

Of course they do!

[Sal, the bull dyke doctor]

Re: Hello, People!

Didn't anyone ever teach you that God hates gays?

Jude 1:7-8
I feel sorry for the poor children that you and your hussy dyke girlfriend adopted. I pray that you two don't succeed in converting them to your perverted life style choice.

However, if you want to score some Jesus points, you'll vote for Donald Trump this coming election in November as he is in need of the woman vote. He can also stand to gain from attracting more of the gay vote too. Remember, unlike radical Islam, we Christians are civilized. Once Donald Trump becomes president we can work on converting you back to becoming straight again, unlike the Muslims who want to throw you off of buildings or turn you into sex slave/harem concubines.

Donald Trump 2016!


The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken....Amen!

Hello, Sally here. Please don't call Cas a 'hussy dyke girlfriend'. How would you like out if I called your partner something like that? Our lifestyle is none of your concern. We are not asking you to live it. And there is no way that we would vote for that disgusting misogenist Donald Trump. We live in the UK anyway. My family believes that God loves you, no matter what. If he didn't like me and Cas the way we are, then he wouldn't have created us like this, would he?
Thanks for your reply,
Sally

[Sal, the bull dyke doctor]

Re: Hello, People!

It does surprise me how many people make accounts on here and claim to have studied things at university that they can't even spell. Are you from Blackpool?

I said that I studied it, not that I graduated in it.
From
Cas

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Hello, People!

I said that I studied it, not that I graduated in it.

And that makes a difference how, exactly, in the context of being incapable of spelling it?

All my boys study mathematics. They have not graduated in it, being too young. However, they know better than to spell it mathametics.


Why not tell us who you really are? You know you want to, dear.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello, People!

Our lifestyle is none of your concern. We are not asking you to live it.

Well that's where you're wrong, dear. Your kind won't rest until the men, women, and children are crushed under your Homosexual Steamroller. As the courageous televangelist and creationist Liberty University founder Jerry Falwell said before Jesus brought him home to glory,

"Someone must not be afraid to say, 'moral perversion is wrong.' If we do not act now, homosexuals will 'own' America! If you and I do not speak up now, this homosexual steamroller will literally crush all decent men, women, and children who get in its way ...and our nation will pay a terrible price!"

[Brother Jessup]

Re: Hello, People!

Hello, Sally here. Please don't call Cas a 'hussy dyke girlfriend'. How would you like out if I called your partner something like that? Our lifestyle is none of your concern. We are not asking you to live it. And there is no way that we would vote for that disgusting misogenist Donald Trump. We live in the UK anyway. My family believes that God loves you, no matter what. If he didn't like me and Cas the way we are, then he wouldn't have created us like this, would he?
Thanks for your reply,
Sally

I'm not married as of yet, but when I do decide to buy myself a wife, I'll take her to the gynecologist that happens to attend my church in order to insure that she is untouched, virginous, and pure. You wouldn't expect me to marry a whore, now would you?

Also, Donald Trump is not a "disgusting misogynist", as you put it. In fact, he loves women and is winning with women...big league! And he only thinks Rosie O'Donnell is a pig...which she is...No one can deny that Rosie O'Donnell is a big fat pig with a big fat mouth that won't stop yacking. She needs a man to make an honest woman out of her and give her a firm Christian slap across the face when she over steps her role as a female, as she often does.

I did not know that you and your girlfriend-in-sin were from the UK. It is a shame that you both reside in such a Godless, communist country. That also explains why you are a lesbian. It must be very difficult living under a leftist, socialist regime which dictates people's sexual preferences.

I hear that the UK chose to leave the EU, which means that there is some hope for your country after all. I hope you chose to leave the EU and break away from the globalists and greedy banking syndicates. God bless Nigel Farage! I hope he becomes PM and makes Britain great again!

Have the Islamic fundamentalist migrants that have all but taken over the UK succeeded in establishing Sharia law yet? Are you and Sally forced to wear Burqa's? Do you have to pay a special tax since, according to the Koran, you are considered Kafir? I will make sure to pray to Jesus to keep you and Sally safe from the sharia street patrols. I would not want to see a Christian woman captured and sold into sexual slavery to a Saudi sheik to use as a concubine in his harem.

Cheers!


The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken....Amen!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Hello, People!

My family believes that God loves you, no matter what. If he didn't like me and Cas the way we are, then he wouldn't have created us like this, would he?

You need to stop following human reasoning and start paying attention to God's reasoning. The Bible teaches us that God gives people up to perversion as punishment for idolatry:

Romans 1:22-27 KJV: 22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, 23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. 24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: 25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. 26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

Even if God had created you like that, it would be within His sovereign power to judge you as wicked people and as vessels of wrath:

Proverbs 16:4 KJV: 4 The LORD hath made all [things] for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

Romans 9:19-24 KJV: 19 Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will? 20 Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed [it], Why hast thou made me thus? 21 Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? 22 [What] if God, willing to shew [his] wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: 23 And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory, 24 Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?

[PetitionLady]

Re: Hello, People!

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Also, Donald Trump is not a "disgusting misogynist", as you put it. In fact, he loves women and is winning with women...big league! And he only thinks Rosie O'Donnell is a pig...which she is...No one can deny that Rosie O'Donnell is a big fat pig with a big fat mouth that won't stop yacking. She needs a man to make an honest woman out of her and give her a firm Christian slap across the face when she over steps her role as a female, as she often does. .....

AMEN, Brother Jessup! I first noticed Donald Trump when Rosie O'Pig attacked him and he counter-punched big time. That was almost a decade ago. Please enjoy this clip ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WusKf5oPjgo

YIC

[Trollie]

Re: Hello, People! I lie but am bad at it.

So many lunatics here!! Get a life and a sense of humour will you??!!