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  • Ishmael Elohim
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Aug 2016
    • 2

    #1

    Hello, brothers and sisters

    Hello everybody, and thank ye for wasting some of yer time to read this humble introduction.I've come here searching some redemption from my country, which I cannot esteem.
    And I'll explain why, if ye please. I unfortunately live in Italy (so please do pardon me for my poor english), and we all know how many catholics are in Italy. How many of them praise the Pope as God Himself. So I'm sorrounded by sinful people in every aspect of my life. When I go to school, when I go play my piano and unfortunately even when I am at my own home. Infact my situation is far worse than you can even think. For I was born from a terrific sinful family: my dad is a filthy jew who denies Christ, and my mother is a muslim who thinks our great Jesus is just a simple prophet. And they gave me those cruel names since they believe in this "cross-religion"-ish which tries to unify every religion. So I'm called as the patriarch of Islam and my surname is the God of Israelites. And I'm so ashamed about that. In an environment which allows homesexuality, black people and non-Baptist people, I beg you to pray for me and for the salvation of my soul.


    Hope ye all great.


    Ishmael.
    God I trust in Thy blessing
  • Elmer G. White
    Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
    Victim of atheist scientific persecution
     
    • Apr 2014
    • 10274

    #2
    Re: Hello, brothers and sisters

    Dear Ishmael,

    What a sad testimony! Obviously, you'll be in my prayers from now on. Please, do not despair, as you are showing some promising signs that will help you along your tortuous but not impossible path to Salvation!
    1) You show the proper humility and understanding of your depraved state that is the first step towards Jesus.
    2) You show proper hate towards your family. That is one of the most important things that Jesus requires from you in order to gain His Love!
    Luke 14:26
    If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother , and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.


    You pass this first test. That is a relief and very few of the world's population understand the importance of this. So, tell us more about yourself? How did you come to understand your sinful ways? What made you realize that you are doomed unless you choose Jesus? What is your favorite verse from the wonderful Bible?



    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
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    • FranklinAndPearl
      True Christians™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2014
      • 163

      #3
      Re: Hello, brothers and sisters

      Hello,

      Franklin here.


      I do not know how to pronounce your name, since it is not American, so I will just call you Earl.


      Earl, it is quite reassuring to see a sinner recognize his faults, and to stumble down the path to Salvation.


      Tell us, how much effort went into converting your parents to Christ? Or were you aware that they were fruit flies in comparison to the LORD? Matthew 10:37


      Regards, Franklin
      Just a loving, saved, MARRIED HETEROSEXUAL couple sharing this account! Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hi Carol, not sure why the Face book isn't typing out my letters, LOL. I hope you can see this message, none of the letters are going in the box. Maybe they are invisible? We do not really understand Computers or Technology. I will have to ask Anita about this. See you tomor

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: Hello, brothers and sisters

        Originally posted by Ishmael Elohim View Post
        Hello everybody, and thank ye for wasting some of yer time to read this humble introduction.I've come here searching some redemption from my country, which I cannot esteem.
        And I'll explain why, if ye please. I unfortunately live in Italy (so please do pardon me for my poor english), and we all know how many catholics are in Italy. How many of them praise the Pope as God Himself. So I'm sorrounded by sinful people in every aspect of my life. When I go to school, when I go play my piano and unfortunately even when I am at my own home. Infact my situation is far worse than you can even think. For I was born from a terrific sinful family: my dad is a filthy jew who denies Christ, and my mother is a muslim who thinks our great Jesus is just a simple prophet. And they gave me those cruel names since they believe in this "cross-religion"-ish which tries to unify every religion. So I'm called as the patriarch of Islam and my surname is the God of Israelites. And I'm so ashamed about that. In an environment which allows homesexuality, black people and non-Baptist people, I beg you to pray for me and for the salvation of my soul.


        Hope ye all great.


        Ishmael.
        Oh you poor thing! I think this it should be illegal to groom children into believing such harmful ideologies that only serve Satan and jeopardize their immortal soul! You live in a society that seeks to usher in a New World Order, starting with doing away with cash, thus making the Mark of the Beast a necessary commodity (Revelation 13:17).
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Alvin Moss
          Serving Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4468

          #5
          Re: Hello, brothers and sisters

          Welcome, Ishmael. You have come to the right place, as we welcome all Christians, even Italians. You bear a deep stain on your soul, being both a Jew who killed Jesus and a Roman who carried out the murder on Jew orders. It only makes matters worse that your mother is a Hamite Muslim. Still, even surrounded by hairy men driving fast in small cars and yelling "Che!" at the other drivers, you have found Jesus. I congratulate you. I pray that you will stay in Italy and attempt to have a positive influence on your neighbors, even though you are a Christian and in a dangerous place. The fact is, we already have too many Italians here in America and we'd rather not have any more, even if they are Christian.

          God Bless!
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • I Man Rastafari
            Possibly retarded pothead
            • Oct 2015
            • 1019

            #6
            Re: Hello, brothers and sisters

            Greetings Ishmael. I welcome you to this forum. I am not a member here but I am much beloved by my Baptist friends. I am a Christian but not a Baptist. I see you come from the country of Italy which is considered by Black men to be a very progressive country. No other country in Europe has been more active in helping the Black man, except possibly Sweden, and very many have come to Italy to help your country to become more modern. I am troubled that you seem to bear a racist hatred to Black men. Why do you hate the Black man when we have done so much to help your country?

            Jah Guide
            Trevor
            Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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            • Ishmael Elohim
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Aug 2016
              • 2

              #7
              Re: Hello, brothers and sisters

              Thank ye all for the magnificent welcome. I hope staying among such devout people helps me.

              So, tell us more about yourself? How did you come to understand your sinful ways? What made you realize that you are doomed unless you choose Jesus? What is your favorite verse from the wonderful Bible?
              I have always felt that there was something evil in my family, among my neighbors and generally in my own country. But I had the proof when one day in my dreams Someone talked to saying, describing me the right path to choose and follow. So I got informed, since my father and mother never gave me a proper religious education, and I read the Holy Bible. Such a perfect and noble and grand "book"(even if calling It "book" it's exetremely poor, for It is a lot more) that I read It just in one night. So in that moment I was absolutely conscious about what to do to gain salvation and I followed the right path, although I am still dubious about my soul due to my unholy and disgraceful origins.
              My favourite verses of the Bible are from Genesis 9:20 to Genesis 9:28. I found that paragraph quite illuminating.


              Tell us, how much effort went into converting your parents to Christ? Or were you aware that they were fruit flies in comparison to the LORD? Matthew 10:37
              I know that they are nothing in comparison to Jesus, and that's why I strictly follow His path instead of the one of my parents, since they have not been converted. I tried hard, I read him lots of verses of the Bible I explained them why Jesus is the only salvation, but they won't listen. They instead call me a freak or an extremist. And I don't know for how much I will be able to stand them. And that's why I came here.


              even surrounded by hairy men driving fast in small cars and yelling "Che!" at the other drivers
              Well, I'd really like that they say only "Che!"(which meaning nothing but "That!"), but they are extremely blasphemous, swearing and insulting God whenever they have the occasion.


              I pray that you will stay in Italy and attempt to have a positive influence on your neighbors, even though you are a Christian and in a dangerous place. The fact is, we already have too many Italians here in America and we'd rather not have any more, even if they are Christian.
              I hope you might accept just another, because I can stand no more in my country, and as soon as I have money I will fly in the proudest nation of the world searching salvation.


              I am troubled that you seem to bear a racist hatred to Black men. Why do you hate the Black man when we have done so much to help your country?
              Ya ain't read the bible, ain't ya? Genesis 9:27 that's what ya gotta read that teach y'all black people why y'all gotta be slave.
              (I really do hope he understand me if I talk these way, I've read they can only understand this type of lascivious english).


              God bless ye all.


              Ishmael
              God I trust in Thy blessing

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #8
                Re: Hello, brothers and sisters

                Hi Earl,

                Are you in the mafia?
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                • BrotherLarry
                  Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2014
                  • 2263

                  #9
                  Re: Hello, brothers and sisters

                  Welcome, Dear Italian Friend in Christ:

                  As someone who has escaped the papist bondage of the cathylick church, I pray to our precious LORD GOD that your Godfather or whoever is head of your family might finance your journey to the only land that GOD loves, the United States of America. Of course, there are a few states God despises, for good reason. California and Utah are not on His "good" list.

                  What illicit substances does your family sell to make ends meet? Do you tithe ten percent of the blood money to a true Christian congregation? Since Latin is your native language, I hope you are able to understand my message.

                  COME, LORD JESUS!
                  BrotherLarry
                  Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                  “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                  Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                  Amen and Amen

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