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  • Randyq
    Unsaved trash, whining incessantly
    • Aug 2016
    • 16

    #1

    I'm a Special Snowflake, Dammit!

    I came here hoping for some answers. Instead I get belittled for making typo errors (handmaiden), chastised for asking question that LBC can't answer and feel hatred from "Christians".
    After reading several threads I see I am not the only person that you are causing problems for.
    You are the poster child for how not to be a Christian.
    What I've learned is that this site is comprised of white gay hating racist snobs.
    You have done more for me to realize that some Christians are truly the work of Satan.
    I am really befuddled by what you stand for.
    Peace and love to all.
  • Dolores de Barriga
    Apparently not part of the domestic staff; suspected academic
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2014
    • 462

    #2
    Re: I'm a Special Snowflake, Dammit!

    Originally posted by Randyq View Post
    I came here hoping for some answers. Instead I get belittled for making typo errors (handmaiden), chastised for asking question that LBC can't answer and feel hatred from "Christians".
    After reading several threads I see I am not the only person that you are causing problems for.
    You are the poster child for how not to be a Christian.
    What I've learned is that this site is comprised of white gay hating racist snobs.
    You have done more for me to realize that some Christians are truly the work of Satan.
    I am really befuddled by what you stand for.
    Peace and love to all.
    Hello, Randyq!


    Based on my studies of this community, it stands for the exact same things as the Holy Bible does. They do not try to hide the ugly bits of the Bible, they follow all of it.


    And when you think of it, that's not so different from what Christians have been doing for the last two thousand years. Just look up the history of genocides and think how many of them were done in the name of the Christian religion.


    If God exists, He must really enjoy all that genocide.
    John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: I'm a Special Snowflake, Dammit!

      Don't be silly. Don't confuse pointing out mistakes with belittling.

      No one chastised you, and your questions were repeatedly answered. We note that you have yet to address the answers, instead starting a new thread to distract from the old.

      If the poster child for how not to be a Christian is one who follows the Holy Bible, then to what source, pray tell, do you think a Christian ought to refer?

      You are befuddled, and yet refuse to engage in any critical thinking about the matter. I suspect you would rather identify yourself as some kind of emotional victim, thus giving you the appearance of being important in some way, rather than pursuing the questions and concerns you really have. I am happy to be proven wrong.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Leroy Llewelyn
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2016
        • 118

        #4
        Re: I'm a Special Snowflake, Dammit!

        Originally posted by Randyq View Post
        Insult, insult, insult,
        Peace and love to all.
        How wonderfully passive-aggressive.


        I never thought of this before but is Randyq a woman's name?


        YIC
        LL
        And they entered into a covenant to seek the Lord God of their fathers with all their heart and with all their soul;
        That whosoever would not seek the Lord God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
        2 Chronicles 15:12-13

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14079

          #5
          Re: I'm a Special Snowflake, Dammit!

          Originally posted by Randyq View Post
          I came here hoping for some answers...
          Your refusal to accept the answers you've been given does not mean answers have not been given.

          ...After reading several threads I see I am not the only person that you are causing problems for...
          You come to THEIR website, keep shouting your misunderstandings of Scripture and basic logic, refuse to listen, refuse to answer easy direct questions (like mine), and they're causing YOU problems??

          Do you have your own sad violin music they could attach to your posts?

          ...You are the poster child for how not to be a Christian...
          What do you know of being Christian? You haven't even read the Bible!

          ...I am really befuddled by what you stand for...
          Why not actually read the actual Bible? It'll clear up a lot of your confusion.

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          • WilliamJenningsBryan
            True Christian™
             
            • Jan 2007
            • 9384

            #6
            Re: I'm a Special Snowflake, Dammit!

            In a world with sin and corruption, and with atheists, Democrats, and the advocates of the New World Order running amuck, the only "save zone" is with Jesus and the Holy Bible (KJV1611).
            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
            ...and get off my lawn
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            • handmaiden
              Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 11491

              #7
              Re: I'm a Special Snowflake, Dammit!

              Originally posted by Randyq View Post
              I came here hoping for some answers. Instead I get belittled for making typo errors (handmaiden), chastised for asking question that LBC can't answer and feel hatred from "Christians".
              One way to look at it is to realize that Landover Baptist has no answers. The Bible has answers. You can decide to avail yourself of those answers, or you can spend the rest of your life celebrating the questions.


              And please don't begrudge me my love of all things good and correct vis a vis grammar and the like. I have so few indulgences.


              After reading several threads I see I am not the only person that you are causing problems for.

              We are causing problems for no one. We are here, minding our business, which is to witness for the Bible in its claim to be the True Word of the One True God. Perhaps your difficulty is with the Bible. It couldn't be with God, could it? He is Perfect, after all.


              You are the poster child for how not to be a Christian.

              If you are trying to hurt us, it's not working. We are the poster children for reading and accepting the whole truth and nothing but the truth about the Bible. (Now where have I heard that expression before?)


              What I've learned is that this site is comprised of white gay hating racist snobs.

              Unfair. We are Bible Quoting white gay racist snobs.


              You have done more for me to realize that some Christians are truly the work of Satan.

              So, you are saying that some Christians are okay in your eyes and that you believe Satan is out there toiling away to accomplish some purpose or other. Oh, dear. We do have our work cut out for us here regarding your education.


              I am really befuddled by what you stand for.
              Peace and love to all.

              We stand for what we have repeatedly asserted: Reading the Bible in its entirety and accepting that the only way to honor its claim to Divine Authority is to believe and obey every single instruction that it offers. Now, is that so very hard?


              Also, based on some of your words I don't really feel the peace and the love coming from your direction. On the other hand, I have extended considerable compassion towards you. Ask anybody here, I am a sweetie pie . . . I just happen to love good grammar. (And internal logic.)


              Painstakingly Yours,


              Handmaiden
              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

              Guns For God and the Economy

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              • Randyq
                Unsaved trash, whining incessantly
                • Aug 2016
                • 16

                #8
                Re: I'm a Special Snowflake, Dammit!

                Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                One way to look at it is to realize that Landover Baptist has no answers. The Bible has answers. You can decide to avail yourself of those answers, or you can spend the rest of your life celebrating the questions.


                And please don't begrudge me my love of all things good and correct vis a vis grammar and the like. I have so few indulgences.





                We are causing problems for no one. We are here, minding our business, which is to witness for the Bible in its claim to be the True Word of the One True God. Perhaps your difficulty is with the Bible. It couldn't be with God, could it? He is Perfect, after all.





                If you are trying to hurt us, it's not working. We are the poster children for reading and accepting the whole truth and nothing but the truth about the Bible. (Now where have I heard that expression before?)





                Unfair. We are Bible Quoting white gay racist snobs.





                So, you are saying that some Christians are okay in your eyes and that you believe Satan is out there toiling away to accomplish some purpose or other. Oh, dear. We do have our work cut out for us here regarding your education.





                We stand for what we have repeatedly asserted: Reading the Bible in its entirety and accepting that the only way to honor its claim to Divine Authority is to believe and obey every single instruction that it offers. Now, is that so very hard?


                Also, based on some of your words I don't really feel the peace and the love coming from your direction. On the other hand, I have extended considerable compassion towards you. Ask anybody here, I am a sweetie pie . . . I just happen to love good grammar. (And internal logic.)


                Painstakingly Yours,


                Handmaiden
                Thank you.

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                • handmaiden
                  Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 11491

                  #9
                  Re: I'm a Special Snowflake, Dammit!

                  Originally posted by Randyq View Post
                  Thank you.
                  You are welcome.


                  Adorably* Yours,


                  Handmaiden








                  * Seriously, have you seen my picture? I would need bunny ears to be any cuter.
                  His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                  Guns For God and the Economy

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                  • Randyq
                    Unsaved trash, whining incessantly
                    • Aug 2016
                    • 16

                    #10
                    Re: I'm a Special Snowflake, Dammit!

                    Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                    You are welcome.


                    Adorably* Yours,


                    Handmaiden








                    * Seriously, have you seen my picture? I would need bunny ears to be any cuter.
                    Where do I find said picture?

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