[Brock Landers]

Re: Greetings and Praise to Jesus

Much egg on my face for the spelling errors. Satan must have gotten into the autocorrect on my phone. I might have to pull a Hillary and smash it with a hammer.

[Troubled christian]

Re: Greetings and Praise to Jesus

Thank you for letting me join your community.
I have searched for such a place, where my views
Will no longer be called extremist, neo-nazi, cruel
Or misinformed.

My mother, a church of England apologist sorely tempts
my faith, turning the other cheeks and forgiving sinners

My father, now sadly deceased, but safe in the arms of Jesus,Praise him.
Was a pastor of the Church of Barrow, a Calvinist Sect which strictly adheres to the teachings of Revd Wringhim, and I strive to follow his path.

I would love to visit your land of freedom but due to a disagreement between myself and the government, I called it research but they claim that my pipe bombs and similar were, and I quote "preparations for acts of terrorism" I find my self on terrorist watch list and cannot obtain a visa.

I am not allowed a fire arm of any description but my favorite would be a desert eagle .57 magnum.
Failing that, any shotgun, though by preference pump action.
Oh to live in a country where my views, criminal convictions, previous incarceration in a mental hospital and virtual blindness ( the pipe bomb research was not good for my health, but more of thatin future, if it is of interest to you)

My favourite part of the bible is psalm 23, since i have walked daily in the shadow of death, since the pipe bomb malfunction, but i fear no evil.

Apologies for any typo's in this post.
Some call themselves two finger typists, in my case that is a literal truth.

Yours in fellowship with The Lord.
GMTRB

Ps.
I only found out AFTER i obtained my user name that there are unsavory connotations associated with"rainbows".

Well what are your hobbies? your favorite book of the bible? who are you voting for? etc?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Greetings and Praise to Jesus

As for my race and gender.
Male, unashamedly, fully bearded and a kilt wearing Celt, of the Scottish tribe.

Cuisine is not our forte, in fact only two meals exist north of hadrians wall, boiled neeps and tatties with haggis, is preferred, but otherwise all food should be deep fried and indistinguishable. That is the choice.

Friend Gordon,

As in most of the British isles, the vast majority of Christian folk in Scotland decamped for America long ago, here to supply the backbone and Indian fodder for westward expansion. My own family was among them, though some treacherously supported the King during the late unpleasantness and had to go to Nova Scotia in godless Canada after hostilities ended. There they remain today, unspoken of in my family. Prior to our arrival in America, we stopped off in Ireland to smite the papish savages, especially the O'Neils, damn them. We still break out the bagpipes on family occasions. While few Christians remain in Scotland, we know there are some, so don't be ashamed of your background. God will not hold it against you.

The haggis is another matter. Most Americans don't even know what a haggis is and we don't allow them to be imported into America. It is a vile dish, unfit for Christians. I advise you to cease your haggis eating forthwith. Deep frying is another matter. We fry just about everything except soup in my part of America.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Greetings and Praise to Jesus

You sound like a decent, Christian fellow, but the kelt is concerning as stated in Deuteronomy 22:5.

Cautiously warm,
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson