Hello everyone, I am from a sinful meme site where we worship false idols named "Don" and "Harambe"

[Mr. Rapt]

Please save me from this meme Hell. I am being tortured by a Godless, Bernie Sanders obsessed freak of a neckbeard who has Down Syndrome and Autism and I want redemption.

If you don't help me seek redemption, I will burn in Hell forever tormented by the Aspie I mentioned above.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hello everyone, I am from a sinful meme site where we worship false idols named "Don" and "Harambe"

Please save me from this meme Hell. I am being tortured by a Godless, Bernie Sanders obsessed freak of a neckbeard who has Down Syndrome and Autism and I want redemption.

If you don't help me seek redemption, I will burn in Hell forever tormented by the Aspie I mentioned above.

Mr. Rapt,

The procedure is easy. Fear God and follow His commandments (Ecclesiastes 12:13). It only requires reading His Magnum Opus, the Bible, accepting Jesus and doing as He tells you to do (in His Magnum Opus, the Bible).

Matthew 7:21
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

Eventually, Redemption will be feasible!



Psalms 130:7
Let Israel hope in the LORD: for with the LORD there is mercy, and with him is plenteous redemption.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello everyone, I am from a sinful meme site where we worship false idols named "Don" and "Harambe"

Please save me from this meme Hell. I am being tortured by a Godless, Bernie Sanders obsessed freak of a neckbeard who has Down Syndrome and Autism and I want redemption.

If you don't help me seek redemption, I will burn in Hell forever tormented by the Aspie I mentioned above.

Maybe you could try being a bit more sincere in your desire to find Jesus: he's not some scallywag you might meet at the at er school discotheque, you know.

Maybe you should ask yourself 'why should Jesus save me?'

YIC

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello everyone, I am from a sinful meme site where we worship false idols named "Don" and "Harambe"

Please save me from this meme Hell. I am being tortured by a Godless, Bernie Sanders obsessed freak of a neckbeard who has Down Syndrome and Autism and I want redemption.

If you don't help me seek redemption, I will burn in Hell forever tormented by the Aspie I mentioned above.

Mr. Rapt, I believe you likely have a few screws loose. I am guessing that you have been teched.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello everyone, I am from a sinful meme site where we worship false idols named "Don" and "Harambe"

Friend, you just need to make some nice, Christ-centered memes.

[TimeWolf]

Re: Hello everyone, I am from a sinful meme site where we worship false idols named "Don" and "Harambe"

jet fuel can't melt steel memes

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello everyone, I am from a sinful meme site where we worship false idols named "Don" and "Harambe"

jet fuel can't melt steel memes

Friend, would you kindly limit your posts to the topic of Jesus, and what Jesus means in your life?

Thank you.

[DemonThinker96]

Re: Hello everyone, I am from a sinful meme site where we worship false idols named "Don" and "Harambe"

Please save me from this meme Hell. I am being tortured by a Godless, Bernie Sanders obsessed freak of a neckbeard who has Down Syndrome and Autism and I want redemption.

If you don't help me seek redemption, I will burn in Hell forever tormented by the Aspie I mentioned above.

There is no escaping. You will be haunted at night by the soul of Harambe

[Roland]

Re: Hello everyone, I am from a sinful meme site where we worship false idols named "Don" and "Harambe"

There is no escaping. You will be haunted at night by the soul of Harambe

Don´t be silly, there is only one sin you can´t repent, blasphemy of the Holy Ghost (Mark 3:29). Besides: You should be the last one to judge (Matthew 7:1). No one will be haunted . Or are you a witch?