Welcome to the second day of the universe.

[TimeWolf]

I am a christian that only attends church services rarely. I tend to enjoy jokes and humor, and often gel well in parties.

I found Jesus because after a bit of thinking, hell must be awful, and Jesus does well at parties.

[TimeWolf]

Re: Welcome to the second day of the universe.

I don't know about you, but wine is a good component to any party.

Praise the Lord.

Also, chasing demons out of your rectum? O.O

[Phil Ander]

Re: Welcome to the second day of the universe.

We have seen enough of your kind around here and the ways in which you try and vex us with your pathetic attempt at sophistry.


The Lord will not take this kindly


Phil


Isiah 13:11


And I will punish the world for their evil, And the wicked for their iniquity;
And I will cause the arrogancy of the proud to cease,
And will lay low the haughtiness of the terrible

[TimeWolf]

Re: Welcome to the second day of the universe.

Wait what?

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Welcome to the second day of the universe.

Greetings Mr. Wolf. You have not given much information about yourself here. These white people become very suspicious of people who keep secrets from them. It is best to tell all about yourself so that they will feel comfortable about you. It is unwise to ignore their concerns as they are heavily armed and can be dangerous if aroused.

Jah Guide
Trevor

[Roland]

Re: Welcome to the second day of the universe.

Wait what?

Hello Mister Wolf,

As a Christian you should understand that the demons should be expelled from your rectum before Jesus can fill you with His Huge Love? As someone watching from the outside this seems like a Huge Deal.

Kind regards,

Roland

[TimeWolf]

Re: Welcome to the second day of the universe.

Hello Mister Wolf,

As a Christian you should understand that the demons should be expelled from your rectum before Jesus can fill you with His Huge Love? As someone watching from the outside this seems like a Huge Deal.

Kind regards,

Roland

Oh right. I'm what's considered a False Christian, as in I merely believe that Jesus is Lord is part of the Trinity, with some things from the Bible.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Welcome to the second day of the universe.

Wait what?

Mr. Wolf, this is supposed to be your introduction. After numerous comments by you, such as the one cited above, we know virtually nothing about you. When communicating with the written language, the man of few words comes across as a fool. You make reference to such lofty subjects as time and the dawning of the universe, but you have said nothing else about those subjects. What is your point, fellow? Are you trying to become one of those internet trolls? If so, your opaque attempts are a complete failure.

If you are truly Christian, this is the place to bare your soul. If not, I must say that you are becoming somewhat tiresome. We get a lot of unsaved wretches here who think it's funny to harass Christians. If you think you can get us riled up, think again. You are becoming boring, unnamed person. If you have something to say, out with it.

[Brentin]

Re: Welcome to the second day of the universe.

I don't know about you, but wine is a good component to any party.

Praise the Lord.

Also, chasing demons out of your rectum? O.O

Matthew 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

Colossians 3:5 Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry

John 4:24 God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.

[Roland]

Re: Welcome to the second day of the universe.

Oh right. I'm what's considered a False Christian, as in I merely believe that Jesus is Lord is part of the Trinity, with some things from the Bible.

Hi Time,

Believing some things from the Bible would indeed not make you a True Christian(TM), see James 2:10.

Matthew 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

Colossians 3:5 Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry

John 4:24 God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.

Hello Brentin,

What exactly is your argument, what are you trying to establish?

Kind regards,

Roland

[Brentin]

Re: Welcome to the second day of the universe.

My post made reference to the claims of Christianity
Also the reference to the potty mouth comment
And the point if your gonna worship Christ make sure it real.

I should have put a little more detail into the post sorry for my lack of clearness.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Welcome to the second day of the universe.

My goodness Mr. Wolf you have made the white people angry. Nothing is ever gained by getting white people all angry and disturbed. By your count I believe this is only the third day of the universe so it may not be too late to make amends. Why do you not be friendly and they may grow to love you as they do me.