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hi a am new i herd of this sight b4 and was hesetent to join dew to my values outhers would say are exstreem
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Yarrrr, I be havin' difficulties decipherin' yer gibberish.Originally posted by catguy View Post
And that's as much effort as I'm willing to put into this crap until you show that you are actually worth responding to.
Until then, "Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."
Please try to respond in a non-herpderpish dialect.
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I thought maybe this was a 4chan or Tumblr thing. I do hope this cat person comes back and tries again. No doubt it will bring glory to Christ Jesus, either by praising Him, or by suffering in Hell for all eternity. Either way works forOriginally posted by Didymus Much View Post
, and so it works for me!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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