[Anne Sayne]

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bla bla bla...liberal atheist ...blah blah bla...

to God's Favorite Forum! Now hate to break it to you, but our website isn't for "research on religious attitudes" Got it?

[Didymus Much]

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...our website isn't for "research on religious attitudes" Got it?

"Our" website?

How about you get more than 24 whole, entire hours worth of experience here before you go claiming ownership, or telling others of the same "Unsaved Trash" status as yours what they can or can't do here?

[handmaiden]

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Joanna

[. . .]I hope that answers your question.

The question that I wish to ask is where are your manners, young man? I thought that even the godless, Monty Python loving, type of Brits knew not to address virtual strangers by their first names without being given a very specific by-your-leave.


In the future, you will address Sister Joanna as "Mrs. Lytton-Vasey". That's two (2) "t's" and one (1) "s".


Putting that aside for the moment, a tentative welcome to you, Mr. Shark. I pray that you will find wisdom and direction and come to serve the Lord. Otherwise, your presence here, like your very existence, has no meaning.


Though, I suppose that God could always make use of you as a cautionary tale.


Properly Yours,


Handmaiden

[Goldenshark13]

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Handmaiden

I put part or the full username at the start of my posts to ensure the responce is read by the right person. Joanna would know that reply was to her post.

[Didymus Much]

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Handmaiden

I put part or the full username at the start of my posts to ensure the responce is read by the right person. Joanna would know that reply was to her post.

Just, no. Someone please tell me that schools in the UK are not allowing this level of English comprehension and composition to pass.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Just, no. Someone please tell me that schools in the UK are not allowing this level of English comprehension and composition to pass.

My responce to this is that I don't think there's any indication that this young person ever passed anything, Didymus, except the school gates on the way to McDonalds.

For the record, Ms Shark, responce is not a word, unless you are writing in Old French. Even in England we do not write in Old French.

May I recommend a little less time schmoozing with Tim (nice-but-dim) Farron and a little more reading. The Bible (King James Version, 1611) is the very best place to start. Over time, this will also help with your comprehension and your manners.

[Faith_Machine]

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LGBT rights? What in Heaven's name are you going on about?

[Goldenshark13]

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Joanna

As a matter of fact I have an A Level in English Language. I've never actually met Tim Farron, although I did email him once. I also do lots of reading, with some of my favourite authors being Neil Tyson, Richard Dawkins, Philip Pullman and Rick Riordan.

[Goldenshark13]

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Faith Machine

LGBT rights being bettering attitutes toward LGBT people, I suggest you do some reading on it and open your mind.

[Faith_Machine]

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Faith Machine

LGBT rights being bettering attitutes toward LGBT people, I suggest you do some reading on it and open your mind.

You define rights as somebody "bettering" their "attitude" toward you?

[handmaiden]

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Handmaiden

I put part or the full username at the start of my posts to ensure the responce is read by the right person. Joanna would know that reply was to her post.

The act of copying and pasting her full name would be the work of mere seconds.


There is no excuse for insolence.


Persnicketly Yours,


Handmaiden

[Faith_Machine]

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Pray tell, is it my right to have you better your attitude toward me? Should my right to have you better your attitude toward me be enshrined in law? And what kind of penalties should you be subjected to if your attitude toward me is not deemed positive enough?

[BrotherLarry]

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Joanna

As a matter of fact I have an A Level in English Language. I've never actually met Tim Farron, although I did email him once. I also do lots of reading, with some of my favourite authors being Neil Tyson, Richard Dawkins, Philip Pullman and Rick Riordan.

Well, therein lies some explanation of your attitudes. You are opening yourself to demonic activity by supporting atheists, queers, and idiotic men like Riordan, whose "House of Hades" and other satanic themes are just one more way the devil entices youngsters into sin.


Pullman is on record as calling our Beautiful Savior a "scoundrel," for which he will find scathing judgment come the Glory.


Yes, my fellow True Christians(TM), we have amongst us a person whose love for the LORD and potential salvation are arguable at best.


COME, LORD JESUS! (Rev. 22:12)
BrotherLarry

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Joanna

Ms Shark, as Sister Handmaiden has repeatedly told you, the appropriate form of address is Mrs Lytton-Vasey. I do not know you. I am not your friend. I am a respectable married woman. I would no more address Brother Professor Dr White as "Elmer", or address Pastor Ezekiel Flint as "Zeke" than I would - I don't know - dress inappropriately for church. Kindly afford me the same courtesy. Thank you.

As a matter of fact I have an A Level in English Language.

Really? Have you read Revelation 22:14-15?

Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

[handmaiden]

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Ms Shark, as Sister Handmaiden has repeatedly told you, the appropriate form of address is Mrs Lytton-Vasey. I do not know you. I am not your friend. I am a respectable married woman. I would no more address Brother Professor Dr White as "Elmer", or address Pastor Ezekiel Flint as "Zeke" than I would - I don't know - dress inappropriately for church. Kindly afford me the same courtesy. Thank you.



Really? Have you read Revelation 22:14-15?

Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Oh where is a "sigh" emoticon when you need one? Sister Joanna, you are so patient in manner yet unyielding in conviction. That poor Mr. Shark person probably hasn't even noticed that I don't even address you as simply "Joanna". I always include the title of "Sister" because it shows the world our relationship not so much to each other, but to Jesus.


As to your fellow (not really) Brit, he probably thinks that Adam and Eve ate an apple in Genesis and that the last book of the Bible is called "Revelations".


An "A" level, indeed. A for Atheist, maybe.


Solidarityly Yours,


Handmaiden