Intro

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Intro

Hi

I probably won't be here for ages, I'm doing research on religious attitudes to varying things like fitness,food, LGBT rights and other things. But just to give a little background of myself. I'm from the UK, a liberal atheist, scientist,researcher, martial artist and amateur cricket player.

Welcome, heathen. Your curiosity about Christianity likely stems from some deep inner need to embrace Jesus, whether you understand that or not. Christians are scant in godless England, but not so scant as to be unknown by the English. Your introduction is sparse, but thick with information. You are a godless Englishman and as a liberal atheist, you are three times a fool. As a scientist investigating crickets (and apparently developing unhealthy relationships) you show yourself to be antisocial, irrelevant and uninvolved with mankind.

Your sole saving grace would be your artistry. We are very familiar with many English paintings of famous generals and kings, mostly mounted, which depict the massacre of the enemies of God from back when England was a Christian country. The martial art of England is a sad reminder of those good old days. What do you paint now that England has sunken into the mud of heathenism?

I believe that the Lord led you here, fellow, that you might know Him. Shed your atheist and communist impulses and come on over to the bright, shiny side of Jesus. It's that or Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Intro

Hi

I probably won't be here for ages, I'm doing research on religious attitudes to varying things like fitness,food, LGBT rights and other things. But just to give a little background of myself. I'm from the UK, a liberal atheist, scientist,researcher, martial artist and amateur cricket player.

As a certified equine gnathologist about to become a veterinarian by mail and obtain my PhD in Creation Science, I hope you understand that even someone in my lofty status finds time to question your intentions here.


I doubt you are much of a researcher, since you didn't pay attention to the requirements of this board where you tell us what church you attend (atheist or not, some attend church), what your favorite Bible verse is (Even our insufferable Didymus Much provided this information, and he, like you, is misinformed about the OBVIOUS existence of God), and how you came to find Jesus. Of course that latter requirement is to be fulfilled shortly if you remain in fellowship with us.


I have added you to my electronic prayer list, sir or madam, and wish to inform you that prayer is powerful. Already, Jesus and the angels are talking about the most efficient way to penetrate your very being and wash you in the Blood of the Lamb(TM).


COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry

[Goldenshark13]

Hi

I probably won't be here for ages, I'm doing research on religious attitudes to varying things like fitness,food, LGBT rights and other things. But just to give a little background of myself. I'm from the UK, a liberal atheist, scientist,researcher, martial artist and amateur cricket player.