Greetings from NY City

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Praise the God of Abraham!


Having been in touch with your fine mayor and having an interest in purchasing property there that I might open a riding academy for female teenagers of all faiths, sexual orientations, and physical conditions, it is my pleasure to greet you all this evening.


I attend Temple of Universal Judaism on Park Avenue. My favorite verse from the Bible is one that speaks of our equality in the Lord.
(1 Samuel 16:7)


I have not "found" Jesus. I know he lived and claimed to be the messiah prophesied throughout history and who will someday be revealed.


Now, let's talk about that academy.


M. Hezekiah, Esq

[Elmer G. White]

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Praise the God of Abraham!

Having been in touch with your fine mayor and having an interest in purchasing property there that I might open a riding academy for female teenagers of all faiths, sexual orientations, and physical conditions, it is my pleasure to greet you all this evening.

I attend Temple of Universal Judaism on Park Avenue. My favorite verse from the Bible is one that speaks of our equality in the Lord.
(1 Samuel 16:7)

I have not "found" Jesus. I know he lived and claimed to be the messiah prophesied throughout history and who will someday be revealed.

Now, let's talk about that academy.

M. Hezekiah, Esq

Mr. Hezekiah,

Now that was an introduction that sends shivers down the spine of every True Christian™ manly male, let alone a feeble female. An actual member of the nation that murdered Jesus Christ! That is, fortunately, something that can be ameliorated, as there are several ex-Joos in our midst, people who have discarded the Semite ways and become one with Jesus.

I must say that I find it quite unlikely that our Mayor, Mr. Hold, would have mingled with your kind unless you're a lawyer in which case all this is not only understandable but also inevitable.

The formula is simple. You're doomed in your present state:

Revelation 2:9
I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.

But the remedy is at hand:

John 8:58
Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Before Abraham was, I am.

I know that you people rely on your negotiating skills as it comes to your Eternal séjour à l'enfer (as they say it in the Jooish tongue) but, please, don't count on it. Your considerable wealth can be better used as tithes for God's Favorite Church here and now, as I sincerely doubt that you can carry it along come Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17), when you'll be transported along with the other moananoaning souls into the Pitt (Relevation 20:3).


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

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From the desk of Michael Hezekiah, Attorney at Law:

Mr. White:


I am, indeed, an officer of the court, and His Honor Mayor Hold and I are recent acquaintances but we are becoming like-minded in purpose and, I suspect, ideology.


I am not aware of this "rapture" event of which you speak. Our Lord told us that a messiah would come to be our teacher and guide. This has not yet happened, but the faithful Jew continues to follow the tenets set forth in the Torah and the other Holy Books - I believe you people call it the "Old Testament." We call it simply the Bible.


I find your belief that Jesus Christ was indeed the messiah to be laughable and without merit. The messiah will arrive at his chosen time, and will separate the wheat from the chaff. I await his appearing with eagerness, but in the meantime, I must do the tasks for which G_d has given me the שטאַרקייַט

[Phil Ander]

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Now, let's talk about that academy.


M. Hezekiah, Esq

Lets do that.


Horses used to play a useful role in human society...they could pull a plow, you could harness a carriage to them, you could chase injuns with them but now they are mainly instruments of pleasure for womenfolk.


Females who choose to ride invariably do it to get a tingle in the saddle region. This rapidly escalates into being "ridden hard and put away wet", and "riding bareback".


Riding for pleasure is something that the Freehold Community should abhor. Your application should be roundly rejected.


Phil

[Brentin]

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From the desk of Michael Hezekiah, Attorney at Law:

Mr. White:


I am, indeed, an officer of the court, and His Honor Mayor Hold and I are recent acquaintances but we are becoming like-minded in purpose and, I suspect, ideology.


I am not aware of this "rapture" event of which you speak. Our Lord told us that a messiah would come to be our teacher and guide. This has not yet happened, but the faithful Jew continues to follow the tenets set forth in the Torah and the other Holy Books - I believe you people call it the "Old Testament." We call it simply the Bible.


I find your belief that Jesus Christ was indeed the messiah to be laughable and without merit. The messiah will arrive at his chosen time, and will separate the wheat from the chaff. I await his appearing with eagerness, but in the meantime, I must do the tasks for which G_d has given me the שטאַרקייַט

• Jesus was to be born at Bethlehem: Micah 5:2
• Jesus would be from the tribe of Judah: Genesis 49:10
• Jesus would present himself by riding on an ass: Zechariah 9:10
• Jesus would be tortured to death: Psalm 22:1-31
• Jesus would arrive before the destruction of the Second Temple: Daniel 9:24-27
• Jesus life would match a particular description, including suffering, silence at his arrest and trial, death and burial in a rich man's tomb, and resurrection: Isaiah 52:13-53; 53:12

What more merit do you need.

[I Man Rastafari]

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Greetings Mr. Michael Hezekiah. These are Baptists who have this site and they are not well disposed toward Jews though they do appreciate the abilities of Jew lawyers. I am a Black man and they are also not well disposed toward Black men but I am friendly and nonthreatening so they have come to love me. If you will not appear threatening they will want to save you and they may well come to love you as they do me. You may even get some legal work from them.

I am Trevor McGregor from Tivoli Gardens in Kingston Jamaica here in America to be educated. I am currently on sabbatical from my studies to assist in the cause of Hillary Clinton who will soon be the President of America. Since you are a Jew lawyer I am certain that you are on the side of the people in this great struggle. I am very pleased to meet you and I hope we will be great friends.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

[BrotherLarry]

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Greetings Mr. Michael Hezekiah. These are Baptists who have this site and they are not well disposed toward Jews though they do appreciate the abilities of Jew lawyers. I am a Black man and they are also not well disposed toward Black men but I am friendly and nonthreatening so they have come to love me. If you will not appear threatening they will want to save you and they may well come to love you as they do me. You may even get some legal work from them.

I am Trevor McGregor from Tivoli Gardens in Kingston Jamaica here in America to be educated. I am currently on sabbatical from my studies to assist in the cause of Hillary Clinton who will soon be the President of America. Since you are a Jew lawyer I am certain that you are on the side of the people in this great struggle. I am very pleased to meet you and I hope we will be great friends.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

Trying to get some free legal help when you loot a department store, Trevor? Donald Trump is going to WIN. The debate coming up Monday will show your menopausal candidate who is boss.

VOTE DONALD OR MOVE.


BrotherLarry

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

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Lets do that.


Horses used to play a useful role in human society...they could pull a plow, you could harness a carriage to them, you could chase injuns with them but now they are mainly instruments of pleasure for womenfolk.


Females who choose to ride invariably do it to get a tingle in the saddle region. This rapidly escalates into being "ridden hard and put away wet", and "riding bareback".


Riding for pleasure is something that the Freehold Community should abhor. Your application should be roundly rejected.


Phil

Milwaukee obviously still has beer flowing fast and furious although not free. Your filthy mind is a result of the puritanical belief systems being thrown at you by modern religion. You should look into Judaism, man - it'll free you up to think for yourself instead of being a puppet.

Young girls have become some of the finest equestrians in the world. They do it out of a love for the sport and not for masturbatory purposes. Are you always such a lug?

M. Hezekiah, Esq

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

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• Jesus was to be born at Bethlehem: Micah 5:2
• Jesus would be from the tribe of Judah: Genesis 49:10
• Jesus would present himself by riding on an ass: Zechariah 9:10
• Jesus would be tortured to death: Psalm 22:1-31
• Jesus would arrive before the destruction of the Second Temple: Daniel 9:24-27
• Jesus life would match a particular description, including suffering, silence at his arrest and trial, death and burial in a rich man's tomb, and resurrection: Isaiah 52:13-53; 53:12

What more merit do you need.

Hey Brentin:

Our prophets knew what they were looking for and it certainly wasn't some kid whose parents were too poor to bribe a desk clerk into getting a decent room at the Inn. That story has been run through the wringer a few times and is an insult to G_d.

When my mighty Messiah arrives, it will be in majesty and glory, and he will be smart enough to do so in a time where there is mass communication. There will be a space for him at the best hotels in Bethlehem. And that MIGHT be Bethlehem, PA, since it's close to NYC.

This Joseph and Mary story needs to be put to rest. Some chick gets knocked up and whelps out a kid in the barn. Yeah, I am sure that's how G_d treats His Son. I don't think so, bud.

Michael Hezekiah, Esq
Atty at Law

[handmaiden]

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Hey Brentin:



When [. . .] mighty Messiah arrives, it will be in majesty and glory, and he will be smart enough to do so in a time where there is mass communication. There will be a space for him at the best hotels in Bethlehem. And that MIGHT be Bethlehem, PA, since it's close to NYC.


Michael Hezekiah, Esq
Atty at Law

When Jesus arrives to end the world in accordance with God's Word, it will be with majesty and glory. And when you consider the influence that He has in the world based on His humble backstory, can you imagine how impactful His Big Reveal will be when he comes back?


Anticipatingly Yours,


Handmaiden

[Phil Ander]

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Milwaukee obviously still has beer flowing fast and furious although not free. Your filthy mind is a result of the puritanical belief systems being thrown at you by modern religion. You should look into Judaism, man - it'll free you up to think for yourself instead of being a puppet.

Young girls have become some of the finest equestrians in the world. They do it out of a love for the sport and not for masturbatory purposes. Are you always such a lug?

M. Hezekiah, Esq

Well,


Nothing like an "ad hominin" attack. My well reasoned rebuttal to your proposed "academy" has led to a vile and putrid attack upon my character. I will not resort to such grubbiness. Did I ever call you a money hungry, scum sucking, bottom dwelling, Christ killing abomination? Did I ever call you a rat infested, scabies hosting, leprous weasel? Do I call you a pedophile, even though you attend the same sinagouge as the shameless Anthony Weiner who texts 15 yo girls that he wakes up hard for her in the morning?


The answer is no. And yet you accuse me of being a drunk and having a filthy mind.


As a dutiful TrueChristian™, when you notified LBC of your proposal, I did some research on the effects of horse riding on vulnerable females. There are many posts on pony club boards, young rider boards, girl scout boards, young teen boards, yahoo, dressage boards, rodeo boards, young Christian activity boards, trailrider boards about this matter. As you can see I have made a serious examination of the matter. There are also some video sites which I have included in my research, but you need to provide a credit card number. I can't remember whether Jews own the credit card industry, or refuse to hold them.


After reading a couple of hundred of posts on various forums, I can assure you that young girl teenagers do derive a certain amount of pleasure while on a horse. I would not like LBC to become an unsuspecting accomplice in this sickness.


The complete dossier (plus pay for view video links) will be available to the Mayor and the Pastoral staff should you choose to pursue this unwise application.


Here are a few of the shocking posts I discovered in my research..


"After three hours in the saddle I can't wait to get off"
"I'm so happy with my horse. I love jumping on him"
"Sometimes he's reluctant to open his mouth, so I just pat him on the nose, show him an apple, and then he always opens his mouth to let me put my bit in"
"Tips on mounting your horse"


If you must set up this "academy", Montana may be a more suitable location.

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

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How nice that you "friendly" folks have the anti-Semitic "medal" of Christ Killer displayed on my posts.


There is some debate about whether the Romans allowed subject people to have jurisdiction over capital punishment. But, as Reza Aslan put it to me, “the method of execution settles the question once and for all. Crucifixion was a strictly Roman punishment for crimes against the state.”



The fact of the matter is that Jews—much less “the Jews”—didn’t kill Jesus. Not the Pharisees, not Herod, not <insert your conspiracy theorist cabal of Jewish leaders here>.


And I certainly didn't kill Christ, since the man means nothing to me. He's probably best left to history as a revolutionary who tried his best to get people to do good stuff but failed in the end to do so. However, his influence remains today, so way to go, Jesus.


I have more influence than Jesus since I have the law on my side. Your "savior" went against the laws and that ended up in the death penalty. He should have been more tactful when he knew he was pissing off the leaders of the day. A few coincidental healings (the mind is a powerful thing) does not a messiah make.


Michael Hezekiah, Esq
Atty at Law

[I Man Rastafari]

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Greetings my good friend Michael. I fear that you are making these white people angry. I have found this activity to be very unwise. They are already poorly disposed toward Jews because of the sad events surrounding the death of Jesus and they are armed to the teeth. You should extend the olive branch of friendship before they get too stirred up. There is just no telling what they might do.

Jah Guide
Your Friend
Trevor

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

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Greetings my good friend Michael. I fear that you are making these white people angry. I have found this activity to be very unwise. They are already poorly disposed toward Jews because of the sad events surrounding the death of Jesus and they are armed to the teeth. You should extend the olive branch of friendship before they get too stirred up. There is just no telling what they might do.

Jah Guide
Your Friend
Trevor

Trev' My Man!


I get what you're saying. I can't help but think many of these people would benefit from a joint and some time on Doctor's Cave Beach back in your homeland. I wonder how many of them realize when they say "hallelujah" they are praising Jah?
Say, how are your studies going? How much longer do you have? Hit me up if you need a lawyer at any time. No charge.


GO HILLARY!


Your bud,
Mike Hezekiah, Esq
Atty at Law

[I Man Rastafari]

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Trev' My Man!


I get what you're saying. I can't help but think many of these people would benefit from a joint and some time on Doctor's Cave Beach back in your homeland. I wonder how many of them realize when they say "hallelujah" they are praising Jah?
Say, how are your studies going? How much longer do you have? Hit me up if you need a lawyer at any time. No charge.


GO HILLARY!


Your bud,
Mike Hezekiah, Esq
Atty at Law

Greetings Michael. I have suspended my studies for this semester due to the fact that I am working full time toward the election of Hillary Clinton who will be the next President of America. At present I have completed only one semester at the University of Wisconsin at Madison Wisconsin where I was a student on scholarship. I intend to resume my studies at Georgetown University next semester where I will be educated at no charge due to the fact that my ancestors were once slaves and I am probably related to former slaves of the university. My stipend is not yet set, but I am sure it will be more generous than the paltry 400usd that was provided in Wisconsin.

I am also to be offered a job at the State Department where I will provide additional diversity. Working for Hillary Clinton has proved a very good step for me. I thank you for your kind offer of legal assistance but I am assured that if I am forced to break any laws during the campaign that legal representation will be provided for me. In fact Mr. George Soros actually gives a cash bonus to anyone who is arrested while exercising our constitutional right to destroy white owned businesses in addition to the free legal assistance.

Jah Guide!