[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Greetings from NY City

Hey Brentin:

Our prophets knew what they were looking for and it certainly wasn't some kid whose parents were too poor to bribe a desk clerk into getting a decent room at the Inn. That story has been run through the wringer a few times and is an insult to G_d.

When my mighty Messiah arrives, it will be in majesty and glory, and he will be smart enough to do so in a time where there is mass communication. There will be a space for him at the best hotels in Bethlehem. And that MIGHT be Bethlehem, PA, since it's close to NYC.

This Joseph and Mary story needs to be put to rest. Some chick gets knocked up and whelps out a kid in the barn. Yeah, I am sure that's how G_d treats His Son. I don't think so, bud.

Michael Hezekiah, Esq
Atty at Law

Mazel tov Hezekiah - we here all agree that there were good times back there in the OT. Yahweh really kicked butt when it came to His "chosen people" and the "promised land".

I'm sure it wasn't a pleasant life building those pyramids for the pharaohs - and Yahweh's "angel of death" thing did the trick, along with Moses parting the waters and all that - Glory! Helping clear out the "promised land" of all those inconvenient savages was some pretty awesome stuff, and in today's "political correctness" it would be called "genocide" - but Yahweh promised the land of milk and honey and He certainly delivered.

As a matter of fact, you guys still celebrate that "Passover" thing even today - but don't you think it's getting a little outdated? I mean really, some smoked BBQ baby back pork ribs would be great instead of that disgusting gefilte fish.

I realize that you were looking for a different kind of "Messiah" - one that would kick some ass just like the good old days. I'm surprised that your kind didn't take up with Mohammed back there in the 7th Century - he had a good run there for awhile.

Once Jesus came along it looks like things took a turn for the worse for your kind. I'm sure it was hard getting used to Jesus kicking all the money changers from the Temple - you guys were quite good at it, and no doubt there is a need for international currency arbitrage in any Capitalist economy. Jesus was more like Teddy Roosevelt - He spoke softly and carried a big stick.

It's time to move on there Hezekiah, and get with Jesus. The "promised land" is now the Godly Christian USofA, and the Republican Party. You need to stop supporting all the LIEberals - and let's face it, your women are all loud, obnoxious, and boisterous - like Bella Abzug. I see you all eyeing our blond blue-eyed shiksas, and Jesus knows how to keep them quiet and obedient.

So come on over, there is nothing like the smell of bacon and eggs in the morning - infinitely preferable to those matzo balls. And then there is that little thing known as Salvation® - Jesus died for your sins as well, and He forgives you for killing Him.

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: Greetings from NY City

Mazel tov Hezekiah - we here all agree that there were good times back there in the OT. Yahweh really kicked butt when it came to His "chosen people" and the "promised land".

I'm sure it wasn't a pleasant life building those pyramids for the pharaohs - and Yahweh's "angel of death" thing did the trick, along with Moses parting the waters and all that - Glory! Helping clear out the "promised land" of all those inconvenient savages was some pretty awesome stuff, and in today's "political correctness" it would be called "genocide" - but Yahweh promised the land of milk and honey and He certainly delivered.

As a matter of fact, you guys still celebrate that "Passover" thing even today - but don't you think it's getting a little outdated? I mean really, some smoked BBQ baby back pork ribs would be great instead of that disgusting gefilte fish.

I realize that you were looking for a different kind of "Messiah" - one that would kick some ass just like the good old days. I'm surprised that your kind didn't take up with Mohammed back there in the 7th Century - he had a good run there for awhile.

Once Jesus came along it looks like things took a turn for the worse for your kind. I'm sure it was hard getting used to Jesus kicking all the money changers from the Temple - you guys were quite good at it, and no doubt there is a need for international currency arbitrage in any Capitalist economy. Jesus was more like Teddy Roosevelt - He spoke softly and carried a big stick.

It's time to move on there Hezekiah, and get with Jesus. The "promised land" is now the Godly Christian USofA, and the Republican Party. You need to stop supporting all the LIEberals - and let's face it, your women are all loud, obnoxious, and boisterous - like Bella Abzug. I see you all eyeing our blond blue-eyed shiksas, and Jesus knows how to keep them quiet and obedient.

So come on over, there is nothing like the smell of bacon and eggs in the morning - infinitely preferable to those matzo balls. And then there is that little thing known as Salvation® - Jesus died for your sins as well, and He forgives you for killing Him.

I repeat: Crucifixions were a Roman method of justice. I am not saying the man Jesus deserved his fate - although it does show what happens when you have an overinflated opinion of yourself. I see a man who really wanted to change things and was raked over the coals as a result - kind of like Bill Clinton. Although Bill obviously survived


It doesn't do any good to use Jesus or the new testament when discussing things with me. You'll do better with the Torah and Judaic teaching. Don't indict me for the death of Jesus. Had I been there I would have been his lawyer. When the messiah arrives, and you all realize we were right all along, we'll still be friends. Thank you for your note, Mr. Bryan.


I sincerely mean that.
Michael Hezekiah, Esq
Atty at Law

[Anne Sayne]

Re: Greetings from NY City

It doesn't do any good to use Jesus or the new testament when discussing things with me

Well it should. Jesus is the only way to get to Heaven (John 14:6) So unless you want to burn for all eternity then you'd better start believing

You'll do better with the Torah and Judaic teaching.

Well that's not true, but you'll be better off with the Baptist Bible teachings. We can't always have it our way, though, now can we?

When the messiah arrives

He arrived 2016 years ago. Try to keep up.






Michael Hezekiah, Stop trying to turn people into Joos!!!

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: Greetings from NY City

Well it should. Jesus is the only way to get to Heaven (John 14:6) So unless you want to burn for all eternity then you'd better start believing

Well that's not true, but you'll be better off with the Baptist Bible teachings. We can't always have it our way, though, now can we?

He arrived 2016 years ago. Try to keep up.

Michael Hezekiah, Stop trying to turn people into Joos!!!

Mrs. Sayne:


I am not trying to change anyone at all. Just like you are giving your views, I'm giving mine. You don't have to read them. Also - I note you're the same as I am. Unsaved Trash. Nice to be in good company.


My grandmother used to tell me that the hens won't cackle unless there's a decent rooster around. Guess she was right.


Cluck Cluck!
Rooster Hezekiah
Atty at Law

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Greetings from NY City

There is some debate about whether the Romans allowed subject people to have jurisdiction over capital punishment. But, as Reza Aslan put it to me, “the method of execution settles the question once and for all. Crucifixion was a strictly Roman punishment for crimes against the state.”



The fact of the matter is that Jews—much less “the Jews”—didn’t kill Jesus. Not the Pharisees, not Herod, not <insert your conspiracy theorist cabal of Jewish leaders here>.

Mr. Hezekiah, your fallacious argument is much the same that the KGB used when Bulgarians showed up and killed total strangers who the Russians thought were troublemakers. "It wasn't us. We didn't kill those dissidents. It was those Bulgarian cavemen who did it. I can't imagine why those Bulgarians would do such a thing." Of course, everyone knows that Bulgarians can't even read, have no particular problem with Russian troublemakers and didn't even have shoes until recently. Only a fool would think they had some reason to run around killing Russian defectors. It was the Russians. The Russians did it even if they used Bulgarians.


Similarly, the Jews killed Jesus using Romans to do the work. Crucifixion was used exclusively by the Romans to kill their enemies and no one doubts that the Romans carried sweet Jesus up Golgotha, there to be executed like a common criminal, but they did it for their masters, the Jews. Jesus was a threat to the corrupt Jew leadership and the Jew hierarchy. They were the people who wanted to get rid of Him. The Romans had no problems with Jesus. He was no threat to them. Why then did they crucify Him? The answer is clear- they did it for the Jews. The Jews killed Jesus and we have known about it for almost two thousand years. God won't forget and neither will we.

[Anne Sayne]

Re: Greetings from NY City

Got it Michael? Alvin Moss just proved the true messiah, Jesus!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Greetings from NY City

. . . .

The Romans had no problems with Jesus. He was no threat to them. Why then did they crucify Him? The answer is clear- they did it for the Jews. The Jews killed Jesus and we have known about it for almost two thousand years. God won't forget and neither will we.

Amen Brother Moss - and as the following scripture notes, the joos were up to their usual sophistry:

And from thenceforth Pilate sought to release him: but the Jews cried out, saying, If thou let this man go, thou art not Caesar's friend: whosoever maketh himself a king speaketh against Caesar.

- John 19:12

Of course you can't get your casual joo to believe anything written after the Torah - with the possible exception of Democrat propaganda and off Broadway kitsch revivals of "Fiddler on the Roof".

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: Greetings from NY City

Perhaps you all should read the book I wrote:


The Ungrateful Christ: Why Jesus IGNORED all the things the Jews tried to do for him.

It's available on Amazon Jewreader and I have some copies to sell. Some of the important topics inside the book:


We tried to tell him to shut up. He just kept going.
We stoop up for him, took him fishing - he was a showboat when a really bad thunderstorm threatened us; made fun of us.
We warned him about hanging out with tax collectors and harlots.
We recommended catering for his large speaking events. But no, he fed people some old fish and bread.


If Jesus was the messiah, he could have said thank you now and then, but nooooooooooo. He just ignored us.


So the score was:
Romans: 1 Christ: 0