[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Hey-lo everybody!

Are Moose Lips anything like a camel toe?

I would assume that they are the same Sister. Although I did see this on sale at my local thrift store. Perhaps he has a moisturizer fetish?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hey-lo everybody!

Well, I'm currently looking for the right religion for me.

Considering there's only one religion... no, not religion... faith that's right for everyone, you've come to the right place.

[MooseKnuckle]

Re: Hey-lo everybody!

No, BibleThumpinBlonde, it's not like cameltoe. That's a completely different subject I don't want to talk about. It's supposed to just be Moose, but it was changed for some reason.
I don't have any fetishes, especially a moisturizer one.
Jenny, that is what I'm trying to do, is find out more about what different religions say/offer.

[JennyD]

Re: Hey-lo everybody!

Jenny, that is what I'm trying to do, is find out more about what different religions say/offer.

Christianity offers you the opportunity to obey God in all aspects of your life, and in every moment. Then, when you die, you get to go to Heaven, where you will praise His Glory without ceasing for all eternity.

Or, you can join any other religion, in which case God will send you to Hell for eternal torture for your disbelief in Him.

That's what free will is all about. You can make your own choice, but then you have to face the consequences.

So, to sum up, it's Christianity --> Heaven, or

Buddhism, Hinduism, Wicca, Catholicism, Judaism, Paganism, Atheism, Deism, Agnosticism, Animism, Shinto, Taoism, ____ism --> Hell.

[MooseKnuckle]

Re: Hey-lo everybody!

So besides worship will there be any other fun in Heaven?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hey-lo everybody!

So besides worship will there be any other fun in Heaven?

Why do you ask? You won't be headed there. You haven't even read the Bible! You haven't tithed! Are you trying to jew Jesus?


Big mistake boy. Christ is not fooled by your lies and subterfuge.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Hey-lo everybody!

cameltoe. That's a completely different subject I don't want to talk about.

Why, are you some kind of homersexual? What's wrong with a nice cameltoe, provided, of course, that you're married to the camel?

So besides worship will there be any other fun in Heaven?

Well, we will all be laughing with God at the sinners doomed to Hell. That's good clean family entertainment.

[JennyD]

Re: Hey-lo everybody!

So besides worship will there be any other fun in Heaven?

If you read the Bible, you'd know.

The point of human existence is to serve the LORD, not to have "fun".

[MooseKnuckle]

Re: Hey-lo everybody!

I'm not trying to "jew" Jesus. I don't even know what that means. And I'm not gay, I just don't think it's right for women to walk around with a cameltoe. Remember, women aren't supposed to wear pants?

[SUV]

Re: Hey-lo everybody!

I just don't think it's right for women to walk around with a cameltoe. Remember, women aren't supposed to wear pants?

Well, then, how do you feel about "women" who walk around with Dowager's Humps?

[MooseKnuckle]

Re: Hey-lo everybody!

And what might those be?

[Pinecone]

Re: Hey-lo everybody!

Alright, to help fascilitate you on your spiritual journey, here's a check list of things you'll need to do.

1. Get to know the story of Jesus Christ
2. Get to know the old testament accounts of the acts of God
3. Accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior
4. Recognize that you have sinned and are unworthy of salvation
5. Pray to God for forgiveness of your sins
6. Understand that the willing sacrifice of the son of God has made it possible for you to be forgiven
7. Repent of your sins and carry on the path of righeousness

That, in 7 abrievieated points, is Christianity.

You can spend the rest of your life heshing out the rest, but when it comes down to it, this is the core.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

[MooseKnuckle]

Re: Hey-lo everybody!

Thanks, that helps very much.