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  • Ebenezer Wright
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 1021

    #16
    Re: Hey-lo everybody!

    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
    Are Moose Lips anything like a camel toe?

    I would assume that they are the same Sister. Although I did see this on sale at my local thrift store. Perhaps he has a moisturizer fetish?

    Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

    Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #17
      Re: Hey-lo everybody!

      Originally posted by MooseLips View Post
      Well, I'm currently looking for the right religion for me.
      Considering there's only one religion... no, not religion... faith that's right for everyone, you've come to the right place.
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      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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      • MooseKnuckle
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        • Aug 2008
        • 31

        #18
        Re: Hey-lo everybody!

        No, BibleThumpinBlonde, it's not like cameltoe. That's a completely different subject I don't want to talk about. It's supposed to just be Moose, but it was changed for some reason.
        I don't have any fetishes, especially a moisturizer one.
        Jenny, that is what I'm trying to do, is find out more about what different religions say/offer.
        Rev. 1:12-20 is currently my favorite passage.

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        • JennyD
          Honorary True Christian™
          Sweet Placid Sister
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          • Dec 2007
          • 9567

          #19
          Re: Hey-lo everybody!

          Originally posted by MooseLips View Post
          Jenny, that is what I'm trying to do, is find out more about what different religions say/offer.
          Christianity offers you the opportunity to obey God in all aspects of your life, and in every moment. Then, when you die, you get to go to Heaven, where you will praise His Glory without ceasing for all eternity.

          Or, you can join any other religion, in which case God will send you to Hell for eternal torture for your disbelief in Him.

          That's what free will is all about. You can make your own choice, but then you have to face the consequences.

          So, to sum up, it's Christianity --> Heaven, or

          Buddhism, Hinduism, Wicca, Catholicism, Judaism, Paganism, Atheism, Deism, Agnosticism, Animism, Shinto, Taoism, ____ism --> Hell.
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          • MooseKnuckle
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            • Aug 2008
            • 31

            #20
            Re: Hey-lo everybody!

            So besides worship will there be any other fun in Heaven?
            Rev. 1:12-20 is currently my favorite passage.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #21
              Re: Hey-lo everybody!

              Originally posted by MooseLips View Post
              So besides worship will there be any other fun in Heaven?
              Why do you ask? You won't be headed there. You haven't even read the Bible! You haven't tithed! Are you trying to jew Jesus?


              Big mistake boy. Christ is not fooled by your lies and subterfuge.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • Ahimaaz Smith
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 2549

                #22
                Re: Hey-lo everybody!

                Originally posted by MooseLips View Post
                cameltoe. That's a completely different subject I don't want to talk about.
                Why, are you some kind of homersexual? What's wrong with a nice cameltoe, provided, of course, that you're married to the camel?

                Originally posted by MooseLips View Post
                So besides worship will there be any other fun in Heaven?
                Well, we will all be laughing with God at the sinners doomed to Hell. That's good clean family entertainment.

                Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                • JennyD
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Sweet Placid Sister
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                  • Dec 2007
                  • 9567

                  #23
                  Re: Hey-lo everybody!

                  Originally posted by MooseLips View Post
                  So besides worship will there be any other fun in Heaven?
                  If you read the Bible, you'd know.

                  The point of human existence is to serve the LORD, not to have "fun".
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                  • MooseKnuckle
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                    • Aug 2008
                    • 31

                    #24
                    Re: Hey-lo everybody!

                    I'm not trying to "jew" Jesus. I don't even know what that means. And I'm not gay, I just don't think it's right for women to walk around with a cameltoe. Remember, women aren't supposed to wear pants?
                    Rev. 1:12-20 is currently my favorite passage.

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                    • SUV
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                      Have at it, anytime!
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 11027

                      #25
                      Re: Hey-lo everybody!

                      Originally posted by MooseLips View Post
                      I just don't think it's right for women to walk around with a cameltoe. Remember, women aren't supposed to wear pants?
                      Well, then, how do you feel about "women" who walk around with Dowager's Humps?

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                      • MooseKnuckle
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                        • Aug 2008
                        • 31

                        #26
                        Re: Hey-lo everybody!

                        And what might those be?
                        Rev. 1:12-20 is currently my favorite passage.

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                        • Pinecone
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                          • Aug 2008
                          • 106

                          #27
                          Re: Hey-lo everybody!

                          Alright, to help fascilitate you on your spiritual journey, here's a check list of things you'll need to do.

                          1. Get to know the story of Jesus Christ
                          2. Get to know the old testament accounts of the acts of God
                          3. Accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior
                          4. Recognize that you have sinned and are unworthy of salvation
                          5. Pray to God for forgiveness of your sins
                          6. Understand that the willing sacrifice of the son of God has made it possible for you to be forgiven
                          7. Repent of your sins and carry on the path of righeousness

                          That, in 7 abrievieated points, is Christianity.

                          You can spend the rest of your life heshing out the rest, but when it comes down to it, this is the core.

                          If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

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                          • MooseKnuckle
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                            • Aug 2008
                            • 31

                            #28
                            Re: Hey-lo everybody!

                            Thanks, that helps very much.
                            Rev. 1:12-20 is currently my favorite passage.

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