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  • MooseKnuckle
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    • Aug 2008
    • 31
    #1

    Hey-lo everybody!

    You can call me Moose, it's a nickname my friends call me, and since I want to be friends with you guys, I thought I'd let you call me it too . But why was my username changed? It was originally Moose, and is now MooseLips. Do you know why?
    Rev. 1:12-20 is currently my favorite passage.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Hey-lo everybody!

      Originally posted by MooseLips View Post
      You can call me Moose, it's a nickname my friends call me, and since I want to be friends with you guys, I thought I'd let you call me it too . But why was my username changed? It was originally Moose, and is now MooseLips. Do you know why?
      Welcome to God's favorite forum. Did you catch our official "Welcome to Landover Forums" thread? If not, HERE it is.

      So, tell us about yourself. How old are you? What church do you attend? What brings you here today?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449
          #3
          Re: Hey-lo everybody!

          Welcome Mr. Lips.

          Interesting signature. How many limbs have you removed already? Still have both eyes? Tell us about yourself and your sins.
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027
              #4
              Re: Hey-lo everybody!

              "MooseLips" - JESUS! I can only Hope® that you didn't get those unGodly lips wrapping them around:



              Recently we got a Swede, so now we get someone from Canada, which is a little Britannica, which is even sort of....French

              Do watch yourself carefully on our board, Brother, because I am Certain™ that The Good Lord....and Pastor....
              has cast a Righteous eye upon you.

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                • MooseKnuckle
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                  • Aug 2008
                  • 31
                  #5
                  Re: Hey-lo everybody!

                  Well, I'm currently looking for the right religion for me. I've tried being Catholic (terrible), so I thought I'd move to Christianity.
                  I'm 20 years old, as of earlier this month, I live in the beautiful state of Washington, and have an amazing girlfriend named Samantha. For now she is my only love.

                  Is there any way you can change my name back to its original? Because I don't want everybody thinking my name is MooseLips.
                  Rev. 1:12-20 is currently my favorite passage.

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                    • SUV
                      True Christian™ Princess
                      The Driving Force behind RA12
                      Have at it, anytime!
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 11027
                      #6
                      Re: Hey-lo everybody!

                      Originally posted by MooseLips View Post
                      have an amazing girlfriend named Samantha.
                      My GOD, please tell me she isn't posting under "CamelLips"

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                        • Ebenezer Wright
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                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 1021
                          #7
                          Re: Hey-lo everybody!

                          Originally posted by MooseLips View Post
                          Well, I'm currently looking for the right religion for me. I've tried being Catholic (terrible), so I thought I'd move to Christianity.
                          I'm 20 years old, as of earlier this month, I live in the beautiful state of Washington, and have an amazing girlfriend named Samantha. For now she is my only love.

                          Is there any way you can change my name back to its original? Because I don't want everybody thinking my name is MooseLips.

                          Your best bet is to pray to Jesus for a name change. Also clicking the paypal link at the bottom of the page doesn't hurt!
                          Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                          Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                            • MooseKnuckle
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                              • Aug 2008
                              • 31
                              #8
                              Re: Hey-lo everybody!

                              SUV: No, she doesn't go on here.
                              E.W: I would use the paypal, but I am against credit cards, as they are too easily abused and cause debt extremely fast. As my profile says, I am currently looking for a job.
                              Rev. 1:12-20 is currently my favorite passage.

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                                • eliot mayfield
                                  God Squad
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 9324
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hey-lo everybody!

                                  moo slips. Yes, it slipped! You're a mooo slim, aren't you? Trying to slip in and plant a suicide bomb on us? Fly a plane into our towers?
                                  We're on to you!
                                  Matthew:
                                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                    • MooseKnuckle
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                                      • Aug 2008
                                      • 31
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hey-lo everybody!

                                      I'm sorry, but I don't know what you're talking about. My friends call me Moose (as I said in my first post), and that was my original username, but it was changed.
                                      Rev. 1:12-20 is currently my favorite passage.

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                                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                          Christ's Rottweiler
                                           
                                          • Jan 2008
                                          • 22895
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hey-lo everybody!

                                          Originally posted by MooseLips View Post
                                          I'm sorry, but I don't know what you're talking about. My friends call me Moose (as I said in my first post), and that was my original username, but it was changed.
                                          so, Jesus has moved your mouse to Landover - tell us, what problem do you have with God?

                                          (Don't forget, He sees all!)
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                                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                            • MooseKnuckle
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                                              • Aug 2008
                                              • 31
                                              #12
                                              Re: Hey-lo everybody!

                                              I don't have any problems with God currently, I'm just trying out different religions to see if there is one for me.
                                              Rev. 1:12-20 is currently my favorite passage.

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                                                • eliot mayfield
                                                  God Squad
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 9324
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Hey-lo everybody!

                                                  You think religion is some kind of fashion?
                                                  Matthew:
                                                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                                    • JennyD
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                                                      Sweet Placid Sister
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                                                      • Dec 2007
                                                      • 9567
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Hey-lo everybody!

                                                      Originally posted by MooseLips View Post
                                                      I don't have any problems with God currently, I'm just trying out different religions to see if there is one for me.
                                                      What are you looking for in a religion, friend?

                                                      Are you looking for something to make you feel fulfilled?

                                                      Something to challenge you intellectually and spiritually?

                                                      Or would you rather spend eternity in Heaven with the Lord?

                                                      Many religions provide Earthly fulfillment; there's one for every flavor of desire. Some will keep you researching and questioning constantly.

                                                      Christianity demands that you OBEY, that you not spend eternity in Hell.

                                                      Of course, God created Hell for everyone who doesn't follow Him, not just False Christians. So you can be a Buddhist, an Atheist, a Hindu, or an Obamaniac, and STILL go to Hell.

                                                      Why not cut out all the silliness of those false religions, and join up with Jesus?
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                                                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
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                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 15708
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Hey-lo everybody!

                                                          Are Moose Lips anything like a camel toe?
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