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  • AllPlantsShouldDie
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2016
    • 2

    #1

    Hello fellow sinners.

    I don't go to church anymore, I have no favorite Bible verse except for maybe this one: John 12:47 And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world.
    I didn't come to find Jesus, He came to find me.
    I'm not sure if this site has a mission, or is it just a place for chatting?
    What percent of the people here know what really happened on 9/11/01?
  • Brentin
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2016
    • 48

    #2
    Re: Hello fellow sinners.

    Originally posted by AllPlantsShouldDie View Post
    I don't go to church anymore, I have no favorite Bible verse except for maybe this one: John 12:47 And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world.
    I didn't come to find Jesus, He came to find me.
    I'm not sure if this site has a mission, or is it just a place for chatting?
    What percent of the people here know what really happened on 9/11/01?

    Welcome tentatively to God's favorite forum.

    I'm not sure what 9/11 has to do with are Lord Jesus Christ. 1 Corinthians 2:2

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    • Anne Sayne
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2016
      • 182

      #3
      Re: Hello fellow sinners.

      Greetings, AllPlants. Please go back to church, it's made pretty clear in 1 Timothy 3:15 that church is VERY important. Go to one that doesn't allow women to speak (1 Corinthians 14:34) makes sure that women have head covering and men do not (1 Corinthians 11:4-7) and takes the entire Bible seriously (no metaphors, analogy, ect.)
      God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
      Revelation 12:9
      Job 39:9

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: Hello fellow sinners.

        Originally posted by AllPlantsShouldDie View Post
        I'm not sure if this site has a mission, or is it just a place for chatting?
        Dear friend:

        Our mission is to glorify God and to preach His words exactly as He has revealed them to us, so that people may know the truth of what Christianity actually is. Why claim to belong to a faith if you can't even reach an informed opinion as to whether it's true?
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #5
          Re: Hello fellow sinners.

          Hello friend, my understanding is that the Jews orchestrated the 9/11 attacks.

          But that's not important right now. Let's talk about your walk with Jesus!
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          • Dr Laurence Niles
            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
             
            • Jan 2012
            • 9063

            #6
            Re: Hello fellow sinners.

            Originally posted by AllPlantsShouldDie View Post
            What percent of the people here know what really happened on 9/11/01?
            Exactly 100% of True Christians™.

            God caused it to happen by acting on the hearts of men fashioned into tools by Jesus' loving hand.

            YIC
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Michael Hezekiah Esq
              Unsaved trash, a Rich Joo (Luke 16:24)
              • Sep 2016
              • 256

              #7
              Re: Hello fellow sinners.

              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
              Hello friend, my understanding is that the Jews orchestrated the 9/11 attacks.

              But that's not important right now. Let's talk about your walk with Jesus!

              Mr. Machine:


              Have you opened a newspaper before? Watched TV news? My people had nothing to do with these terrorist acts. Indeed many fine Jewish people were slain on that dreadful day. Are you aware that Christians had a huge role in the BP oil spill? Are you aware that Christians had a lot of involvement in the election of Jimmy Carter when he soundly defeated a Republican? Doesn't feel so good when you reverse it, huh?


              I forgive you and now we can be friends. Oh, and you never did tell me if you want my help with removal of that ban in your signature.
              A half truth is a whole lie.

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14372

                #8
                Re: Hello fellow sinners.

                Originally posted by Michael Hezekiah Esq View Post
                many fine Jewish people were slain on that dreadful day
                Are you suggesting that the indoctrination stratum of an individual expunged on that dreadful day precludes others of her ilk from complicity in her demise?


                MATTHEW 27:15-25 Now at that feast the governor was wont to release unto the people a prisoner, whom they would. And they had then a notable prisoner, called Barabbas. Therefore when they were gathered together, Pilate said unto them, Whom will ye that I release unto you? Barabbas, or Jesus which is called Christ? For he knew that for envy they had delivered him. When he was set down on the judgment seat, his wife sent unto him, saying, Have thou nothing to do with that just man: for I have suffered many things this day in a dream because of him. But the chief priests and elders persuaded the multitude that they should ask Barabbas, and destroy Jesus. The governor answered and said unto them, Whether of the twain will ye that I release unto you? They said, Barabbas. Pilate saith unto them, What shall I do then with Jesus which is called Christ? They all say unto him, Let him be crucified. And the governor said, Why, what evil hath he done? But they cried out the more, saying, Let him be crucified. When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it. Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children. kjv

                I don't think so.

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050

                  #9
                  Re: Hello fellow sinners.

                  Originally posted by Michael Hezekiah Esq View Post
                  Oh, and you never did tell me if you want my help with removal of that ban in your signature.
                  Now that you mention it, the defamation in my signature file has caused me a tremendous amount of personal humiliation and emotional pain.

                  And I've suffered some loss of reputation in my professional life, which has led to monetary losses.

                  Naturally, the combination of psychological and financial harm has, I believe, led to some stress-related health problems.

                  Perhaps we should get together and talk about my situation...
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                  • Michael Hezekiah Esq
                    Unsaved trash, a Rich Joo (Luke 16:24)
                    • Sep 2016
                    • 256

                    #10
                    Re: Hello fellow sinners.

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    Now that you mention it, the defamation in my signature file has caused me a tremendous amount of personal humiliation and emotional pain.

                    And I've suffered some loss of reputation in my professional life, which has led to monetary losses.

                    Naturally, the combination of psychological and financial harm has, I believe, led to some stress-related health problems.

                    Perhaps we should get together and talk about my situation...
                    Mr. Machine:


                    I will do some research into this kind of thing and then offer you a reasonable fee negotiation that should be to your liking. Tell me, was this imposed on you for a particular reason? If it is embarrassing we can discuss it in private. I'll need to know exact amounts of financial harm and the cost of dealing with the health issues. Mental stress is hard to put a price on, but we can throw it in the litigation. I'm thinking damages of about 15 million depending on the story you share with me. Note that I'll need you to be completely honest.
                    Can you also share with me who this Mistress Cookie person is and her whereabouts at this time? That will help us immensely - if she can testify in your behalf.
                    A half truth is a whole lie.

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050

                      #11
                      Re: Hello fellow sinners.

                      Well it all started with a big misunderstanding, which will take a while to explain.

                      And unfortunately, Miss Cookie might not be available for a deposition.


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