Bible Student

[Levi Jones]

Re: Bible Student

I understand. I have increased my studying to 12 hours per day I hope to get a scholarship. Maybe I can do some sort of work study such as expressing my strong support in newspaper editorial sections for Citizens United?

Support for Godly initiatives like CU are important in this rather political season, but our meat and potatoes is God's Holy Word.

BTW, let's hear the last lesson you were working on in that secular Theology College you have been studying at. Why is the position correct or incorrect?

I have a feeling Jesus Christ will grant you a boon, if you do well.

And I would answer Mrs. Basilissa's question. You wouldn't like it on her bad side.

[Basilissa]

Re: Bible Student

I understand. I have increased my studying to 12 hours per day I hope to get a scholarship. Maybe I can do some sort of work study such as expressing my strong support in newspaper editorial sections for Citizens United?

Maybe you could try starting with an actual introduction, dear?

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[Sword Of Christ]

Re: Bible Student

I love the enthusiasm. But Landover Theological Studies is like winning the lottery or getting season tickets to the Dallas Cowboys.

It takes effort on your part. A lot of effort. And quality work is more prized over quantity. And time spent waiting to get in. There's a lot of that too.

Just don't get discouraged. I have seen worse applicants.

I understand. I have increased my studying to 12 hours per day I hope to get a scholarship. Maybe I can do some sort of work study such as expressing my strong support in newspaper editorial sections for Citizens United?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Bible Student

I love the enthusiasm. But Landover Theological Studies is like winning the lottery or getting season tickets to the Dallas Cowboys.

It takes effort on your part. A lot of effort. And quality work is more prized over quantity. And time spent waiting to get in. There's a lot of that too.

Just don't get discouraged. I have seen worse applicants.

[Basilissa]

Re: Bible Student

to God's favorite forum, Mr. (? I assume!) Sword!

As a highly educated person I'm sure you haven't missed the introduction instructions spelled out on the top of this page, you're just waiting for the right moment to follow them, right?

We are looking forward to reading more of your contributions. In the meantime, the Department of Faith will do its thing and decide whether you're worthy of admission.

I won't attempt to reply to your second post, or even read it, as it appears to have been hacked. What operating system are you using?

It's not JesOS for sure, Sister!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Hello Sword of Christ, and welcome. I always think it's rather vulgar to stream your church services, don't you? Pastor Zeke has been known to make his sermons available through the medium of video, but these are (I believe) currently only available to True Christian™ members of Landover Baptist and their children.

I won't attempt to reply to your second post, or even read it, as it appears to have been hacked. What operating system are you using?

[handmaiden]

Re: Bible Student

I have known early on that being an instrument for the Lord was my calling, hence sword of Sword of Christ. I will be working the phone banks for Donald Trump on Monday as he is another instrument for out heavenly father in his case a <b>Trump</b>et for calling out the strumpets. As we know the second coming of Jesus will not be pretty and the so-called brashness of Donald is merely a prelude of what's to come. Donald appears to me to be an advance man of sorts for the ushering in of the Kingdom of God. God has chosen this strong but humble man in these times before the end times.<div><br></div><div>My hope is to work with brilliant&nbsp;Dr Ken Ham and help advance creation science. I would like to see his work required reading at every grade level for K - 12 and beyond.&nbsp;</div><div><br></div><div>God works on a need to know basis so I'm waiting to hear what He asks of me next after we elect His instrument. I await his next Word of knowledge and I continue of this path of righteousness.</div><div><br></div><div>BTW, I would be interested in becoming a missionary and a mercenary for Christ but I would prefer to be more of an advisor in the Godly mission of purging the Holy Land&nbsp;<img src="http://www.landoverbaptist.net/core/images/smilies/lex_12.gif" style="font-size: 11pt;" class="inlineimg" smilieid="335" border="0">&nbsp;kind like other Republicans have since Vietnam.&nbsp;<span style="font-size: 11pt;">&nbsp;Let the unsalvageable&nbsp;dimwits to the actual fighting. My calling is not to get killed or injured fighting mooselimbs&nbsp;or like that non&nbsp;hero&nbsp;RINO John McCain who dropped bombs on the yellow menace.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 11pt;">My long term goal is to perhaps have a healing ministry&nbsp;like Peter Popoff and get rid of Obamacare through the laying of hands. I have that gift already.</span></div>

Hmm . . .perhaps your healing touch could be applied to your posts?


It seems to be having some sort of spasm causing it to dribble code all over the place in a confusing, contorted mess.


Congenially Yours,


Handmaiden

[Sword Of Christ]

Re: Bible Student

A "Preview Post" button appears at the bottom of the reply window. It's useful.

OK smart guy, I know you or some Satanic hacker screwed up my post. I hope you learn some Christian values and find salvation before you end up in eternal hellfire.

[Sword Of Christ]

Re: Bible Student

The way I see it is that God streams His Services to us all in the wonderful world that is about us and which He created - the marvels of His Power, Taste, Love, and Beauty abound. And yet He relies for explanation and publicity on the word of mouth of his Pastors and the crystal clear words of KJV1611 - Psalms:12:6: The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.

The Lord has seen fit to eschew the modern fashions - there is little in the Bible that was not available 2,000 years ago when the world was innocent - and, in doing so, He gives us the example of leading a simple life unencumbered by transient and earthly fripperies.

The harder we Work at following The Lord through Jesus, the greater is our reward.

I hope that helps.

Brother Bathfire, our heavenly father has bestowed great wisdom on you. I hope to get that someday. I wish the professors at my school were like you!

[Didymus Much]

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[Sword Of Christ]

Re: Bible Student

I have known early on that being an instrument for the Lord was my calling, hence sword of Sword of Christ. I will be working the phone banks for Donald Trump on Monday as he is another instrument for out heavenly father in his case a <b>Trump</b>et for calling out the strumpets. As we know the second coming of Jesus will not be pretty and the so-called brashness of Donald is merely a prelude of what's to come. Donald appears to me to be an advance man of sorts for the ushering in of the Kingdom of God. God has chosen this strong but humble man in these times before the end times.<div><br></div><div>My hope is to work with brilliant&nbsp;Dr Ken Ham and help advance creation science. I would like to see his work required reading at every grade level for K - 12 and beyond.&nbsp;</div><div><br></div><div>God works on a need to know basis so I'm waiting to hear what He asks of me next after we elect His instrument. I await his next Word of knowledge and I continue of this path of righteousness.</div><div><br></div><div>BTW, I would be interested in becoming a missionary and a mercenary for Christ but I would prefer to be more of an advisor in the Godly mission of purging the Holy Land&nbsp;<img src="http://www.landoverbaptist.net/core/images/smilies/lex_12.gif" style="font-size: 11pt;" class="inlineimg" smilieid="335" border="0">&nbsp;kind like other Republicans have since Vietnam.&nbsp;<span style="font-size: 11pt;">&nbsp;Let the unsalvageable&nbsp;dimwits to the actual fighting. My calling is not to get killed or injured fighting mooselimbs&nbsp;or like that non&nbsp;hero&nbsp;RINO John McCain who dropped bombs on the yellow menace.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 11pt;">My long term goal is to perhaps have a healing ministry&nbsp;like Peter Popoff and get rid of Obamacare through the laying of hands. I have that gift already.</span></div>

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Bible Student

Is Landover currently streaming its church services?

The way I see it is that God streams His Services to us all in the wonderful world that is about us and which He created - the marvels of His Power, Taste, Love, and Beauty abound. And yet He relies for explanation and publicity on the word of mouth of his Pastors and the crystal clear words of KJV1611 - Psalms:12:6: The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.

The Lord has seen fit to eschew the modern fashions - there is little in the Bible that was not available 2,000 years ago when the world was innocent - and, in doing so, He gives us the example of leading a simple life unencumbered by transient and earthly fripperies.

The harder we Work at following The Lord through Jesus, the greater is our reward.

I hope that helps.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Bible Student

Welcome, Sword of Christ. We are here on this site, which is maintained for fellowship and praise to meet and commune with other Christians from the four corners of the world, in order to spread God's word in accordance with His directions. Most who find their way here are heathens, but they are dealt with swiftly. Those few who love Jesus and find their way here are the reason we maintain this Godly site. We rejoice that you seem to be of the latter type, but we will still have to conduct an exhaustive investigation before we admit you to our circle.

My professors all have Doctorates in Divinity but compared to what I have read so far from the pastors here....

We are not impressed by the pronouncements of the experts. The theologians are last and practically least. It is Jesus we serve, not the constructed churches of arrogant men.

It may be of assistance to us in our investigation if you were to further illuminate us as to the facts of your walk with Jesus. We thirst for your testimony.

God Bless!

[Sword Of Christ]

I'm in my fourth year of Bible school and I am having second thoughts about "Christian" colleges in general. When I prayed to Jesus for guidance when I fired up my computer to get on the interwebs Landover Baptist Church popped up. I read the the site with great interest and unquenchable thirst His Word and much to my delight I found Landover Baptist.

My professors all have Doctorates in Divinity but compared to what I have read so far from the pastors here.... Let is suffice to say, The theologians at LBC are clearly second to none.


I would like to switch to Bible college at Landover Baptist so can someone provide me with information regarding tuition?


Is Landover currently streaming its church services?


Thank you.


YIC,


Sword of Christ