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  • Sword Of Christ
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2016
    • 125

    #1

    Bible Student

    I'm in my fourth year of Bible school and I am having second thoughts about "Christian" colleges in general. When I prayed to Jesus for guidance when I fired up my computer to get on the interwebs Landover Baptist Church popped up. I read the the site with great interest and unquenchable thirst His Word and much to my delight I found Landover Baptist.

    My professors all have Doctorates in Divinity but compared to what I have read so far from the pastors here.... Let is suffice to say, The theologians at LBC are clearly second to none.


    I would like to switch to Bible college at Landover Baptist so can someone provide me with information regarding tuition?


    Is Landover currently streaming its church services?


    Thank you.


    YIC,


    Sword of Christ


    "AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharaoh's charioteers ... AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals." Dr Jerry Falwell
  • Alvin Moss
    Serving Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2013
    • 4468

    #2
    Re: Bible Student

    Welcome, Sword of Christ. We are here on this site, which is maintained for fellowship and praise to meet and commune with other Christians from the four corners of the world, in order to spread God's word in accordance with His directions. Most who find their way here are heathens, but they are dealt with swiftly. Those few who love Jesus and find their way here are the reason we maintain this Godly site. We rejoice that you seem to be of the latter type, but we will still have to conduct an exhaustive investigation before we admit you to our circle.

    Originally posted by Sword Of Christ View Post

    My professors all have Doctorates in Divinity but compared to what I have read so far from the pastors here....
    We are not impressed by the pronouncements of the experts. The theologians are last and practically least. It is Jesus we serve, not the constructed churches of arrogant men.

    It may be of assistance to us in our investigation if you were to further illuminate us as to the facts of your walk with Jesus. We thirst for your testimony.

    God Bless!
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22889

      #3
      Re: Bible Student

      Originally posted by Sword Of Christ View Post
      Is Landover currently streaming its church services?
      The way I see it is that God streams His Services to us all in the wonderful world that is about us and which He created - the marvels of His Power, Taste, Love, and Beauty abound. And yet He relies for explanation and publicity on the word of mouth of his Pastors and the crystal clear words of KJV1611 - Psalms:12:6: The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.

      The Lord has seen fit to eschew the modern fashions - there is little in the Bible that was not available 2,000 years ago when the world was innocent - and, in doing so, He gives us the example of leading a simple life unencumbered by transient and earthly fripperies.

      The harder we Work at following The Lord through Jesus, the greater is our reward.

      I hope that helps.
      sigpic


      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Sword Of Christ
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2016
        • 125

        #4
        Re: Bible Student

        I have known early on that being an instrument for the Lord was my calling, hence sword of Sword of Christ. I will be working the phone banks for Donald Trump on Monday as he is another instrument for out heavenly father in his case a <b>Trump</b>et for calling out the strumpets. As we know the second coming of Jesus will not be pretty and the so-called brashness of Donald is merely a prelude of what's to come. Donald appears to me to be an advance man of sorts for the ushering in of the Kingdom of God. God has chosen this strong but humble man in these times before the end times.<div><br></div><div>My hope is to work with brilliant&nbsp;Dr Ken Ham and help advance creation science. I would like to see his work required reading at every grade level for K - 12 and beyond.&nbsp;</div><div><br></div><div>God works on a need to know basis so I'm waiting to hear what He asks of me next after we elect His instrument. I await his next Word of knowledge and I continue of this path of righteousness.</div><div><br></div><div>BTW, I would be interested in becoming a missionary and a mercenary for Christ but I would prefer to be more of an advisor in the Godly mission of purging the Holy Land&nbsp;<img src="http://www.landoverbaptist.net/core/images/smilies/lex_12.gif" style="font-size: 11pt;" class="inlineimg" smilieid="335" border="0">&nbsp;kind like other Republicans have since Vietnam.&nbsp;<span style="font-size: 11pt;">&nbsp;Let the unsalvageable&nbsp;dimwits to the actual fighting. My calling is not to get killed or injured fighting mooselimbs&nbsp;or like that non&nbsp;hero&nbsp;RINO John McCain who dropped bombs on the yellow menace.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 11pt;">My long term goal is to perhaps have a healing ministry&nbsp;like Peter Popoff and get rid of Obamacare through the laying of hands. I have that gift already.</span></div>


        "AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharaoh's charioteers ... AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals." Dr Jerry Falwell

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14079

          #5
          Re: Bible Student

          A "Preview Post" button appears at the bottom of the reply window. It's useful.

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          • Sword Of Christ
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2016
            • 125

            #6
            Re: Bible Student

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            The way I see it is that God streams His Services to us all in the wonderful world that is about us and which He created - the marvels of His Power, Taste, Love, and Beauty abound. And yet He relies for explanation and publicity on the word of mouth of his Pastors and the crystal clear words of KJV1611 - Psalms:12:6: The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.

            The Lord has seen fit to eschew the modern fashions - there is little in the Bible that was not available 2,000 years ago when the world was innocent - and, in doing so, He gives us the example of leading a simple life unencumbered by transient and earthly fripperies.

            The harder we Work at following The Lord through Jesus, the greater is our reward.

            I hope that helps.
            Brother Bathfire, our heavenly father has bestowed great wisdom on you. I hope to get that someday. I wish the professors at my school were like you!


            "AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharaoh's charioteers ... AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals." Dr Jerry Falwell

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            • Sword Of Christ
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2016
              • 125

              #7
              Re: Bible Student

              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
              A "Preview Post" button appears at the bottom of the reply window. It's useful.
              OK smart guy, I know you or some Satanic hacker screwed up my post. I hope you learn some Christian values and find salvation before you end up in eternal hellfire.


              "AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharaoh's charioteers ... AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals." Dr Jerry Falwell

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              • handmaiden
                Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 11477

                #8
                Re: Bible Student

                Originally posted by Sword Of Christ View Post
                I have known early on that being an instrument for the Lord was my calling, hence sword of Sword of Christ. I will be working the phone banks for Donald Trump on Monday as he is another instrument for out heavenly father in his case a <b>Trump</b>et for calling out the strumpets. As we know the second coming of Jesus will not be pretty and the so-called brashness of Donald is merely a prelude of what's to come. Donald appears to me to be an advance man of sorts for the ushering in of the Kingdom of God. God has chosen this strong but humble man in these times before the end times.<div><br></div><div>My hope is to work with brilliant&nbsp;Dr Ken Ham and help advance creation science. I would like to see his work required reading at every grade level for K - 12 and beyond.&nbsp;</div><div><br></div><div>God works on a need to know basis so I'm waiting to hear what He asks of me next after we elect His instrument. I await his next Word of knowledge and I continue of this path of righteousness.</div><div><br></div><div>BTW, I would be interested in becoming a missionary and a mercenary for Christ but I would prefer to be more of an advisor in the Godly mission of purging the Holy Land&nbsp;<img src="http://www.landoverbaptist.net/core/images/smilies/lex_12.gif" style="font-size: 11pt;" class="inlineimg" smilieid="335" border="0">&nbsp;kind like other Republicans have since Vietnam.&nbsp;<span style="font-size: 11pt;">&nbsp;Let the unsalvageable&nbsp;dimwits to the actual fighting. My calling is not to get killed or injured fighting mooselimbs&nbsp;or like that non&nbsp;hero&nbsp;RINO John McCain who dropped bombs on the yellow menace.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 11pt;"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 11pt;">My long term goal is to perhaps have a healing ministry&nbsp;like Peter Popoff and get rid of Obamacare through the laying of hands. I have that gift already.</span></div>
                Hmm . . .perhaps your healing touch could be applied to your posts?


                It seems to be having some sort of spasm causing it to dribble code all over the place in a confusing, contorted mess.


                Congenially Yours,


                Handmaiden
                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                Guns For God and the Economy

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                • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                  True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                   
                  • Jul 2014
                  • 8416

                  #9
                  Re: Bible Student

                  Hello Sword of Christ, and welcome. I always think it's rather vulgar to stream your church services, don't you? Pastor Zeke has been known to make his sermons available through the medium of video, but these are (I believe) currently only available to True Christian™ members of Landover Baptist and their children.

                  I won't attempt to reply to your second post, or even read it, as it appears to have been hacked. What operating system are you using?
                  Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                  • Basilissa
                    South of the Border outreach program
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 12986

                    #10
                    Re: Bible Student

                    to God's favorite forum, Mr. (? I assume!) Sword!

                    As a highly educated person I'm sure you haven't missed the introduction instructions spelled out on the top of this page, you're just waiting for the right moment to follow them, right?

                    We are looking forward to reading more of your contributions. In the meantime, the Department of Faith will do its thing and decide whether you're worthy of admission.

                    Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                    I won't attempt to reply to your second post, or even read it, as it appears to have been hacked. What operating system are you using?
                    It's not JesOS for sure, Sister!
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • Levi Jones
                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                       
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 13930

                      #11
                      Re: Bible Student

                      I love the enthusiasm. But Landover Theological Studies is like winning the lottery or getting season tickets to the Dallas Cowboys.

                      It takes effort on your part. A lot of effort. And quality work is more prized over quantity. And time spent waiting to get in. There's a lot of that too.

                      Just don't get discouraged. I have seen worse applicants.
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • Sword Of Christ
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2016
                        • 125

                        #12
                        Re: Bible Student

                        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                        I love the enthusiasm. But Landover Theological Studies is like winning the lottery or getting season tickets to the Dallas Cowboys.

                        It takes effort on your part. A lot of effort. And quality work is more prized over quantity. And time spent waiting to get in. There's a lot of that too.

                        Just don't get discouraged. I have seen worse applicants.
                        I understand. I have increased my studying to 12 hours per day I hope to get a scholarship. Maybe I can do some sort of work study such as expressing my strong support in newspaper editorial sections for Citizens United?


                        "AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharaoh's charioteers ... AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals." Dr Jerry Falwell

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                        • Basilissa
                          South of the Border outreach program
                          True Christian™
                           
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 12986

                          #13
                          Re: Bible Student

                          Originally posted by Sword Of Christ View Post
                          I understand. I have increased my studying to 12 hours per day I hope to get a scholarship. Maybe I can do some sort of work study such as expressing my strong support in newspaper editorial sections for Citizens United?


                          Maybe you could try starting with an actual introduction, dear?

                          The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • Levi Jones
                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                             
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 13930

                            #14
                            Re: Bible Student

                            Originally posted by Sword Of Christ View Post
                            I understand. I have increased my studying to 12 hours per day I hope to get a scholarship. Maybe I can do some sort of work study such as expressing my strong support in newspaper editorial sections for Citizens United?
                            Support for Godly initiatives like CU are important in this rather political season, but our meat and potatoes is God's Holy Word.

                            BTW, let's hear the last lesson you were working on in that secular Theology College you have been studying at. Why is the position correct or incorrect?

                            I have a feeling Jesus Christ will grant you a boon, if you do well.

                            And I would answer Mrs. Basilissa's question. You wouldn't like it on her bad side.
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                            • Sword Of Christ
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Oct 2016
                              • 125

                              #15
                              Re: Bible Student

                              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                              Support for Godly initiatives like CU are important in this rather political season, but our meat and potatoes is God's Holy Word.

                              BTW, let's hear the last lesson you were working on in that secular Theology College you have been studying at. Why is the position correct or incorrect?

                              I have a feeling Jesus Christ will grant you a boon, if you do well.

                              And I would answer Mrs. Basilissa's question. You wouldn't like it on her bad side.
                              This is one of their scripture twisting lessons.


                              There are several places in KJV/NASB that speak of Jesus as the only "begotten" Son of God:
                              • John 3:16 (most well known); again in v18
                              • Back to John 1:14 and 18
                              • Again over in 1 John 4:9
                              • Word "begotten" generally suggests the idea of originating from or being produced by someone else
                              • Genesis chapter 5; Matthew chapter 1
                              • Yes, the human person of Jesus was born into a human family [see next section], but the pre-incarnate Son of God as a divine person has no origin.
                              Here is where the toss in some of Satan's lies to make us doubt.






                              Other places where it is stated that Jesus is "begotten" or "born" of God; translated from Greek gennao(Strong #1080):
                              • Hebrews 1:5; 5:5; Acts 13:33, all quotes from Psalm 2:7, likely referring to Christ's birth and arrival as the promised Messiah
                              • Same word is translated as "born" in regards to Jesus in Matthew 2:1, 4; Luke 1:35; 1 John 5:1 (also v18 regarding Christians who are born of God)


                              I SHUT SATAN DOWN!


                              Indeed Jesus is as God, who is without end or beginning. God, in Exodus 3:14, referred to His eternal nature when He said, "I AM WHO I AM." A similar statement is made by Jesus concerning Himself in John 8:57-59: "The Jews therefore said to Him, 'You are not yet fifty years old, and have You seen Abraham?' Jesus said to them, 'Truly, truly, I say to you, before Abraham was born, I Am!' Therefore they picked up stones to throw at Him." Notice that not only does Jesus say He existed before Abraham was born, more than 1500 years before Jesus' earthly conception, but He describes Himself in the very same manner ("I am") as God described Himself in Exodus 3:14 ("I AM"). It appears that Christ is claiming that same eternal and self-existent nature as possessed by God.


                              Then they threw this at me....


                              John 20:17I ascend unto my Father, and your Father; and to my God, and your God.


                              John 14:28My Father is greater than I.
                              I hit them with this....John 10:30-31I and my Father are one. Then the Jews took up stones again to stone him.
                              It's always those Jews in league with SATAN!!


                              "AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharaoh's charioteers ... AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals." Dr Jerry Falwell

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