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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775
    #16
    Re: Hi, i guess...

    I have a question. Why do you want to spit in the Baby Jesus' eye? What did He ever do to you to warrant such vitriol and hatred? Do you know He grew up and temporarily died for our sins? What kind of monster could hate a baby anyway?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Username12345
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Oct 2016
        • 10
        #17
        Re: Hi, i guess...

        I dont hate babies. nor do i hate jesus, because i am not sure if he was ever even born.

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          • Alvin Moss
            Serving Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2013
            • 4468
            #18
            Re: Hi, i guess...

            Originally posted by Username12345 View Post
            I dont hate babies. nor do i hate jesus, because i am not sure if he was ever even born.

            Under the law, both secular law and God's law, ignorance of the law is no excuse. The birth of Jesus Christ is well documented and has been celebrated for two thousand years. How could you miss that?
            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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              • Mary Etheldreda
                Gushing for Jesus
                 
                • Sep 2011
                • 23775
                #19
                Re: Hi, i guess...

                Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                Under the law, both secular law and God's law, ignorance of the law is no excuse. The birth of Jesus Christ is well documented and has been celebrated for two thousand years. How could you miss that?
                Has this person never seen a calendar, Brother? Does he not know what year it is? Has he no idea the entire organization of time revolves around the very moment God became God-Man?
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Username12345
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Oct 2016
                    • 10
                    #20
                    Re: Hi, i guess...

                    if by well documented you mean a single book you need to learn what Well documented means

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                      • Brother Gonzalez
                        Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
                        True Christian™
                         
                        • Sep 2016
                        • 2087
                        #21
                        Re: Hi, i guess...

                        Originally posted by Username12345 View Post
                        if by well documented you mean a single book you need to learn what Well documented means
                        Hi Username12345. What an odd name your parents have chosen for you.


                        Just a quick search in Google, and I found this:


                        Historicity of Jesus - Wikipedia
                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus



                        It is a link to a heathen site, organized and propelled by the Devil itself, and funded by idiots. But even there, they acknowledge the existence of Jesus.
                        1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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