My Proper Introduction

[T. Donnelly]

Hello. I rather not state my name so just refer me as "T". Anyways, I am a mild Christian. I do play old Nintendo Video Games. I haven't went to church since I was a child. To me, Jesus is like a guide for everyone, he fills in the cracks of like, he makes everything intend to happen. I am here not to argue, not to troll but to have conversations. I am sorry if I'm not the person you would expect.

[T. Donnelly]

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I almost forgot: I am straight and xenophobic.

[Brother Gonzalez]

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I almost forgot: I am straight and xenophobic.

So you are in the right path. Are you going to volunteer for the wall when Donald wins the election? If so, I will see you from the other side.

[T. Donnelly]

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I'm sorry, what do you mean by "I will see you from the other side"

[Columbine was a joke]

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I'm sorry, what do you mean by "I will see you from the other side"

It means he's going to kill himself

[Brother Gonzalez]

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I'm sorry, what do you mean by "I will see you from the other side"

The other side of the wall. I'm volunteering to build the wall from the non-american side.


Hope to see you there.

[Didymus Much]

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It means he's going to kill himself

[Anne Sayne]

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Hello. I rather not state my name so just refer me as "T". Anyways, I am a mild Christian. I do play old Nintendo Video Games. I haven't went to church since I was a child. To me, Jesus is like a guide for everyone, he fills in the cracks of like, he makes everything intend to happen. I am here not to argue, not to troll but to have conversations. I am sorry if I'm not the person you would expect.

Welcome to LBC!
I've said this so many times, but going to church is NECCESARY. It is the pillar and ground of TRUTH (1 Timothy 3:15) and TRUTH (aka Jesus) is the only way to GOD (John 14:6)

I see you're trying to reach God, but you must go to church and quit your video games. Video games are satanic brainwashing devices, and if you don't quit soon you'll be addicted like it's an illegal drug that you shouldn't have, but you use it anyway.

Also, what is your favorite Bible verse? It's right there in the instructions. How come you would "rather not state" your name? Are you hiding something? Are you trying to keep the True Christians here away from Jesus? True Christians are strong with God and can't be fooled like that anyways. I will pray for you.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I am a mild Christian.

So, in other words, you are hedging your bets. You pretend to believe Jesus walked the earth two thousand years ago, you pretend He is alive and can hear your thoughts (only when you want Him too, but politely gives you your privacy when you practice self-homo-rape), you pretend the positive emotions you feel at Christmastime are the effects of the Holy Spirit, but you don't really believe any of the actual details that make up the faith.

Jesus hates you and all like you. He'll vomit you out of His Holy mouth if you don't smarten up and repent.

So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
Revelation 3:16

[Alvin Moss]

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Anyways, I am a mild Christian... I haven't went (sic) to church since I was a child.

Do you mean to say you are a Methodist?

[Anne Sayne]

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Do you mean to say you are a Methodist?

I think he's on to you, Alvin. Be careful, the methodists are always trying to recruit Christians to paganism.