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I'm an 36 year old man from Savannah Georgia. And I have known Jesus since before i was born. Praise the Lord!
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Re: Hello my name is Adam.
Jesus spake unto Nicodemus saying that he must be born again in order to be saved. You can find this in the following verses-John 3:3-7. Have you been struck with the mighty club of salvation?God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11 -
Re: Hello my name is Adam.
Translated: "I'm 14 and got pissed off about your TF2 thread so I did some checking and now I'm going to try to infiltrate with this lame act that's bound to fail (in a sad way, not funny even) because I don't even remember what they told me in Sunday school and actually reading the Bible is like boring and work so I'll just keep repeating the same wrong stuff someone told me the Bible says (like "Jesus loves everyone") and act like I'm some Westboro type until I get banned after one of my internet tough guy tantrums".Originally posted by 53 61 74 61 6e View Post
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Re: Hello my name is Adam.
I will praise thee, O Lord my God, with all my heart:
and I will glorify thy name for evermore.
Psalm 86:12
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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