I just wanna talk about me...

[Clay For Brains]

I've been on the site for quite some time now. I've looked around a lot and discovered so many things. TERRIBLE THINGS! and FUCK THIS! i thought being christian was GOOD! then i read the moderators responses, their censors. what they consider "Porn" your mad sense in entertainment. i swear god frowns upon this site for your Ignorance. the people I've found to be "moderators" tend to be rude. up-in-your-face. and just plain MEAN. seriously the reasons for some of the "awards" I've one are confusing. for the "sissy" award the reason "whaaa moderators wouldn't let me indulge in my poorrn" or something along those lines. when what was considered "porn" was a link to Youtube (a site that strictly forbids sexually explicit content) with a song relevant to the form i had posted it on! the reason behind the in fracture itself was "no". so if this is what it means to be christian then I'm just gonna put up my Double Middle Finger Defence" up and back out the door to where i came from. a place of logic and reason. a place i liked better than this place. ATHEISM! because its the only place that actually treated me like i was worth more than just a slab of meat! I can already hear the mods putting up the "Banished to hell and banned from this site" up on my name and such. and I'm almost curious to see how many of the false censors the mods will hit this post with. and i will simply laugh at their ignorance and leave this place of Zealots.

[Esther B.]

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Look, another bratty person who complains about God's Word. Don't let the door got you on your way out.

[Didymus Much]

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...i thought being christian was GOOD!...

Want to know what being Christian means? Read the Bible. Do it.

[Alvin Moss]

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I have read your hysterical manifesto, though I confess it was hard to get through. My advice to you is to calm down and possibly take a short nap or engage in some other relaxing activity. When I get upset, I find that writing short notes to my neighbors about their kids activities is helpful. I especially appreciate the focus that comes from licking the envelopes and attaching the stamps. Why don't you try something like that?

[Clay For Brains]

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Look, another bratty person who complains about God's Word. Don't let the door got you on your way out.

gladly. i wont get judged for every other on the other side. i came to this site. attempting to cross the fine line that i had been standing on for quite some time. between atheist and Christianity.

here is an analogy for my experience


There is a pool. the pool is Christianity outside the pool is atheism. for the longest time I've only dipped my feet into the pool. a belief in god yes. but nothing extreme. one day I'm motivated to dive in. so i do. i find a person in the pool, named landover. i make them an acquaintance and i begin to find out more about them. as i discover more and more about what the pool actually was and what it meant to be in it i began to back off. then Landover began to become rude and Ignorant. ignoring blantely obvious things that i had experianced all my life that were perfectly acceptable in every regard. but he bashed over the head because of some reason he pulled out of his rectum about it being not allowed in the pool. he made me cry and i ran. i ran out of the pool. i dipped my feet in with my other friends and kept as far from Landover as i could. and my friends who also had their feet dipped in the pool put their arms around me and hugged me. telling me that no matter what they would always be there for me.

[Alvin Moss]

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i came to this site. attempting to cross the fine line that i had been standing on for quite some time. between atheist and Christianity.
...a belief in god yes. but nothing extreme.

I don't mean to sound judgmental, but this is ridiculous. How can you believe in God, but not "extremely"? Does that mean you believe in God, but not really? Maybe you believe on some days, but not on others? I suspect there must be some kind of short circuit in your brain. BTW- The average unsaved wretch who comes here and swears a mighty oath to never make another comment here makes an average of three additional comments after they say they are gone forever.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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gladly. i wont get judged for every other on the other side. i came to this site. attempting to cross the fine line that i had been standing on for quite some time. between atheist and Christianity.

Sorry dear, but that's a lie. You cannot be "between" atheism and Christianity. Either you have faith, or you lack it. If you aren't sure, or if you flip-flop between, then on one day you have faith, the other you lack it. It's like pregnancy. Either there is a wee little babe in the womb, or the womb is dried up, empty, and depressing.

here is an analogy for my experience

There is a pool. the pool is Christianity outside the pool is atheism. for the longest time I've only dipped my feet into the pool. a belief in god yes. but nothing extreme. one day I'm motivated to dive in. so i do. i find a person in the pool, named landover. i make them an acquaintance and i begin to find out more about them. as i discover more and more about what the pool actually was and what it meant to be in it i began to back off.

You mean to say you found out the faith of Christ isn't what you thought it was? You thought maybe it was about coming together in a big hug-fest, singing Kumbaya? You thought maybe it was about telling your homosexual son that he can go ahead and grab the vasoline for the baby to take with him on his way to be the receptacle of a gang of hairy truckers he hooks up with on Craigslist in order to "find himself"? You thought maybe the faith of Christ was to ignore all the things Christ actually said and stood for, and to support the exact opposite? How in the world does someone fall for all this foolishness?

he made me cry and i ran. i ran out of the pool. i dipped my feet in with my other friends and kept as far from Landover as i could. and my friends who also had their feet dipped in the pool put their arms around me and hugged me. telling me that no matter what they would always be there for me.

Ew. Take your homo erotica to Greta Christina's blog. I'm sure she'd love it.

[BrotherLarry]

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Miss Clayton,

If you do not have a Holy Bible, there are many sites on the Interwebs that will give you access to one. The verse that comes to mind in regard to your post is (Psalms 1:1). I think you've been sitting in the seat of the scornful for so long that a splinter is lodged in your nether regions.


Landover Baptist Church has some of the friendliest, Godliest people in the planet. All True Christians(TM) here are infallible and without sin. You won't find that in atheism, which is a hotbed of sin and treachery. Here is an example.


There is a pool. On one side is Melania Trump in a sheer white bathing suit. On the other side is satan trying to lure her in the pool. On yet another side is Hillary Clinton, who is crawling out of the pool, soaking wet, but no one cares to look her way since her breasts are down to her knees and each butt cheek is hanging near the ground. On the other side is Landover Baptist Church. LBC is the best choice because of the Gethsemane Conundrum. If you aren't familiar with that, I'm sorry - I can't reveal it to unsaved trash. I will tell you this much: the joy and peace and total fulfillment that comes from accepting the truth of the Gethsemane conundrum is the only thing in this life that matters.


I would add you to my prayer list, but you've stated you're moving on. It's a real shame that you made that choice, since you were so close to Salvation(R) here. You were on the verge of finding out exactly what it's like to live the life of a Christian, because that's our theme here: "If it ain't Jesus, we ain't interested." Of course some people use proper American and say "isn't" instead. Of course the second part would be "aren't," in case you aren't familiar with American grammar.


Enjoy the barbed generatalia of the devil.


COME, LORD JESUS! (Rev. 22:12)
BrotherLarry

[Clay For Brains]

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I have read your hysterical manifesto, though I confess it was hard to get through. My advice to you is to calm down and possibly take a short nap or engage in some other relaxing activity. When I get upset, <b>I find that writing short notes to my neighbors about their kids activities is helpful</b>. I especially appreciate the focus that comes from licking the envelopes and attaching the stamps. Why don't you try something like that?

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you literally just suggested something so rude and obnoxious i don't even know how to properly comprehend what you said! that's like spitting on a piece of art that someone spent a long time to make and put a lot of effort into, and bashing them because they got the nose wrong!

[Clay For Brains]

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Sorry dear, but that's a lie. You cannot be "between" atheism and Christianity. Either you have faith, or you lack it. If you aren't sure, or if you flip-flop between, then on one day you have faith, the other you lack it. It's like pregnancy. Either there is a wee little babe in the womb, or the womb is dried up, empty, and depressing.

You mean to say you found out the faith of Christ isn't what you thought it was? You thought maybe it was about coming together in a big hug-fest, singing Kumbaya? You thought maybe it was about telling your homosexual son that he can go ahead and grab the vasoline for the baby to take with him on his way to be the receptacle of a gang of hairy truckers he hooks up with on Craigslist in order to "find himself"? You thought maybe the faith of Christ was to ignore all the things Christ actually said and stood for, and to support the exact opposite? How in the world does someone fall for all this foolishness?

Ew. Take your homo erotica to Greta Christina's blog. I'm sure she'd love it.

homo? excuse me? where? you know here is a saying i adore: don't assume it makes an ass out of U and Me.


you just assumed twice that im a homo and even gave me an infracture for it! you just put a false sin on me! from what ive seen that is contradictory to SO MANY THINGS I've seen here!

[Lando Smeck]

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Us humans can believe what ever we want to believe and Clayton can believe what he wants to believe. God gave us that choice as a test to be faithful in him. God caries about us so we should care about him. Clayton can walk the path of sin if he wants while we walk the path of light and glory!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Us humans can believe what ever we want to believe and Clayton can believe what he wants to believe. God gave us that choice as a test to be faithful in him. God caries about us so we should care about him. Clayton can walk the path of sin if he wants while we walk the path of light and glory!

I don't care what Clayton believes, but if he thinks sharing a fan fic about young, fit, attractive boys jumping into pools, splashing and playing and having tickle fights that end up with hugs and grunts of "pleasure," then he ought to find some other place to share that garbage. This is a church forum, dear, not erotica.

[James Hutchins]

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I've been <Rant> Zealots.

Welcome friend. Sorry I did not bother to read your psychotic rant. I have one simple question for you. Why do you hate Jesus?

Is it because you never got an action figure with the kung-fu grip?

All you have to do is read the Bible and follow Gods Perfect Word(c). He had it written so the simplest of minds (even yours) can understand it.

[James Hutchins]

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Us humans can believe what ever we want to believe and Clayton can believe what he wants to believe. God gave us that choice as a test to be faithful in him. God caries about us so we should care about him. Clayton can walk the path of sin if he wants while we walk the path of light and glory!

Of course you can believe what you want. God gave us Free Will for a good reason. To see who deserves consideration to spend eternity in Heaven and who needs to be jack-booted into Hell.

I know where you are going

[Clay For Brains]

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I don't care what Clayton believes, but if he thinks sharing a fan fic about young, fit, attractive boys jumping into pools, splashing and playing and having tickle fights that end up with hugs and grunts of "pleasure," then he ought to find some other place to share that garbage. This is a church forum, dear, not erotica.

please quote me on everything you just mentioned here. please quote me word for word of EVERYTHING. you just said! all of these adjectives you are mentioning. where did they come from? i assume from the part where i mention my "friends" having my back and always being there for me. then I'm scratching my head. as i have friends who are both male and female, and i never depicted anything erotic. so please enlighten me on where you are getting this from.