[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Well, look what site I found.

Probably not the site for you! You are a living human being, made up of all the same physical elements as everybody on this forum. You deserve to be treated as such. Get off this forum, far away from these types of people.

What a terrible thing to say.

You are obviously not a believer if you don't think every day about people who have not heard the Good News (particularly our youth) writhing naked in the fires of Hell.

Because when God Mockers come to our humble part of the Information Super Highway and ride rough shod over our most cherished beliefs that's exactly what happens

Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.
Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.
Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.
Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

YIC

[handmaiden]

Re: Well, look what site I found.

Probably not the site for you! You are a living human being, made up of all the same physical elements as everybody on this forum. You deserve to be treated as such. Get off this forum, far away from these types of people.

This is a confusing post, for the most part. Except for the occasional demon, and on the most special occasions, Our Lord and Savior, everybody who comes to this forum already knows that they are living human beings. It's weird of you to make mention of it that way.


And whatever way do we treat our visitors as anything other than "living human beings"? We don't used wet-vacs on them as if they were liquid spills on the linoleum floors at Walmart. We don't deploy air filters as though they were poisonous gases. And we don't wear radiation suits as though our guests were emitting strange energy readings.


We treat everybody here as a human person who can benefit from knowing the Bible. Those who demonstrate to us that they have fathomed its most potent Truth™ can look forward to joining us in the paradise that awaits True Christians™. Those who whose eyes are blind and whose ears are deaf can flail around in a hell of their own making if they so choose. Never mind the classic hell that the Bible describes as a lake of fire, ignorance of the Truth™ is a type of misery that we try to alleviate through our work here at Landover Baptist. . . Which is why you shouldn't be telling people to get off this forum.


Welcomingly Yours,
Handmaiden

[Basilissa]

Re: Well, look what site I found.

Probably not the site for you! You are a living human being, made up of all the same physical elements as everybody on this forum. You deserve to be treated as such. Get off this forum, far away from these types of people.

Why are you so mean to this poor person? Do you really want her to burn in Hell forever and ever?

[unsavedtrash113]

Re: Well, look what site I found.

Probably not the site for you! You are a living human being, made up of all the same physical elements as everybody on this forum. You deserve to be treated as such. Get off this forum, far away from these types of people.

[Segoosuoia]

Re: Well, look what site I found.

And that is what happens when you make fun of God's anointed one.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Well, look what site I found.

I am sorry. I was wrong for making vile assumptions about a man of God, and I deserve to get attacked by a bear as those kids did for making fun of Elishah's bald head.

Well said, young lady.

Those no good kids really did get their's when Jesus set those bears on them

YIC

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Well, look what site I found.

Thank you friend, I accept your apology, and I'm pleased to know you are reading the Bible and taking its beautiful lessons to heart.

[Segoosuoia]

Re: Well, look what site I found.

And just who the heck are you, and what, exactly, are you implying?

I am sorry. I was wrong for making vile assumptions about a man of God, and I deserve to get attacked by a bear as those kids did for making fun of Elishah's bald head.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Well, look what site I found.

Eww, please don't send them your picture. I wouldn't trust these guys as far as I could throw them *shudder*.

And just who the heck are you, and what, exactly, are you implying?

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: Well, look what site I found.

Greetings xMocha, I am praying for you and your lesbian lover.

Say, it would probably be easier to pray for you if I could put a face to the name.


How about sending me a picture of you and your girlfriend?


Together.

???????????????
You really don't want my help, do you?

[Segoosuoia]

Re: Well, look what site I found.

Eww, please don't send them your picture. I wouldn't trust these guys as far as I could throw them *shudder*.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Well, look what site I found.

Greetings xMocha, I am praying for you and your lesbian lover.

Say, it would probably be easier to pray for you if I could put a face to the name.


How about sending me a picture of you and your girlfriend?


Together.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Well, look what site I found.

It is not entirely your fault that you chose a life of sexual depravity and sin. Unfortunately, women are far less intelligent and emotionally weaker than men.

After all, do you really want to spend your entire life as a bitter, angry, unattractive, lesbo?

God bless you! I hope you don't burn in hell.

I often wonder if these women were prettier with nicer hair they might be able to find a husband.

YIC

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Well, look what site I found.

I seriously doubt he hates me for being queer.

Quite the opposite. Jesus wants you dead.

Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

I may not personally want you dead because I'm a Christian, not of terrorist decent but as a loving Christian who actually gives a care about Jesus that is what I have to call for.

I'm sure you understand the bind I'm in.

All the best.

YIC

[Brother Jessup]

Re: Well, look what site I found.

Well uh, hello. Im just some girl who literally has no clue if she would rather be religious or not. But anyways, im probably going to get yelled at for this, but im bisexual with a lovely girlfriend (Yes, I read the bible before, but I don't recall seeing where homosexuality results in you going to hell). I just got this account this morning, and I think i'll just scan through the forms for a while.

It is not entirely your fault that you chose a life of sexual depravity and sin. Unfortunately, women are far less intelligent and emotionally weaker than men. If you had a strong Christian man in your life, telling you what to do and giving you orders, you would learn to accept and cherish the intended gender role assigned to your cursed sex by providence. However, there is still a spark of hope left for your ilk now that Donald J. Trump and VP Mike Pence have both been elected to office. Soon you will have the opportunity to undergo forced lesbian deprogramming, which will turn you into the subservient housewife that all women are naturally suited for.

After all, do you really want to spend your entire life as a bitter, angry, unattractive, lesbo?

God bless you! I hope you don't burn in hell.