[handmaiden]

Re: Hello Everyone

i warn you. some of the moderators here are not exactly "truthful" when they censor things like images. when i posted my introduction. my photos were removed and replaced with lies of what the contained.

thats all i have to say

Really? Is that all you have to say? Are you absolutely sure that you can't think of anything else?


Skeptically Yours,
Handmaiden

[Roland]

Re: Hello Everyone

i warn you. some of the moderators here are not exactly "truthful" when they censor things like images. when i posted my introduction. my photos were removed and replaced with lies of what the contained.

thats all i have to say

Hello Stevenson,

Sometimes the ideas you flout at forums just might not be accepted by those who populate said forum. Common sense states you should find a forum more to your liking. You could also rise to the challenge and make a proper argument. What are you going to do?

Kind regards, Roland

[graphicw]

Re: Hello Everyone

See here, young lady! Ignoring the gaywise is the same as supporting it

Are you actually suggesting that homersexualism should be promoted? Have you even read Leviticus?

The gays should be killed, just like Jesus wants, not cuddled and fondled until their parts go off in their face and mouths

Typical atheist hate monger.

YIC

When are you going to get my gender and age right? I am neither young nor a lady. I never said queers had it right. Even an atheist can tell the queers have it all wrong. Think about this for a moment: Lets say that every person on this planet decided they were queer. The human race would be extinct within about three generations. It is biologically impossible to propagate the species if all are queers, therefore they have it wrong. Our politically correct system has many convinced that everyone is a winner when in reality they are not. Some do and will lose. The queers will lose in all cases by their seed not passing on to future generations and by damning their souls.

[graphicw]

Re: Hello Everyone

When a person who willfully chooses the "Grammar Nazi" tag for their intro thread then leaves half a sentence hanging there uncompleted (for want of a measly comma*), flags are raised, and yes, questions are asked.

I'm guessing from your clueless follow-up that you really meant, "Dabbling in the occult does not help, as well.", in which case using "either" instead of "as well" would have added clarity to your post (still needs that comma, though).

So I'm to take it that you're as much of a grammar nazi as all those who come here claiming to be Christian actually are Christian, while ignoring the 98% of the Bible they've never read?

Whatever happened to standards? At least God of the Bible doesn't give out participation "trophies".

*please use them as much as necessary, this forum provides them completely free of charge!

Why do you think I am a grammar nazi? I did not try to correct you in any way, I simply asked a question as to why you did not understand. That does not mean that I faulted you or anyone else. It could very well be that I did not lay out my words clearly enough for you to understand. Have you let emotion cloud your judgment of my intent?

[graphicw]

Re: Hello Everyone

WARNING: This post is not suitable for the weaker s-e-x.


After reading Dr. Niles' admonishment to this young woman, I went in my prayer closet to seek God's Precious Face® on the matter. After approximately two hours, the Lord put me into a deep trance, and shewed unto me another vision. This time, it was this "backslider", engaged in gaywise acts with another person of the same gender.


The Lord then spake unto me, saying, "Larry, even BrotherLarry, to whom have I given great knowledge regaring horse teeth, even the selfsame Larry who now has passed a veterinary quiz, and behold, even the same Larry whom, through the guidance of my servant Brother Elmer White, will become an expert in my creation science, hearken unto these words."


So I hearkened. I wasn't sure how to do that so I looked it up on the Interwebs. And then the Lord said:


"Larry, this back slidden person has been possessed by a demon of gaynicity, even the gaynicity of which my prophet spake in that Glorious book, Leviticus, which is yea, a part of the Holy Bible, a best seller available at finer bookstores. Unto this person send warning that my punishments are sore and quick. Unto this person send warning that time is short. I come very fast! I come so quickly that this person may not have the satisfaction that she expects if my coming were delayed."


I asked, "So, Lord, what should this person do, even this person to whom you have mandated that I give a warning, yea, even a sober warning unto in these last days?"


The Lord God spake these things, even unto mine ear: "She needs to get on her knees in front of me. Her prayer must I hear in earnest, full of praise for how wonderful I am and how loving and beautiful and wise. She must repent of her sin, yea, every sin, not only the queer stuff. And now I must go back to watching over your country, my favorite country, yea, one in which I have found great favor."


I could only nod. And then the LORD GOD spake unto me once more:


By the way, tell that Dr. Niles he looks great in that blue shirt. He should wear it to my House this Sunday.

What a poor attempt at dream divination, especially when you got my gender wrong. I applaud the effort of posting this, but at the end of the day, one of reasonable astuteness would be able to figure out that you pulled this out of your ass. Stick to the horse teeth, it is indeed what you know.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello Everyone

...Even an atheist can tell the queers have it all wrong. Think about this for a moment: Lets say that every person on this planet decided they were queer. The human race would be extinct within about three generations...

Ok, let's walk back your fantasy scenario a bit. Chances of every hetero male on Earth deciding, all at once, that they'd rather get their dicks covered in some guy's shit? Chances of ANY hetero male making that decision? About zero.

So, now let's take a look at reality, where people are neither 100% straight nor 100% gay, but exist somewhere on a spectrum between those two poles, with maybe 5% or 10% close enough to the gay end to actually act on those impulses. They don't have children, right? Bad thing? Not for you. You might have children, and their non-existent children do not compete with yours for the limited resources of this planet, thus your DNA has a better chance of survival due to the existence of homosexuals.

Any atheist should therefore celebrate homosexuality, as it solely a BENEFIT to them, and no threat at all.

Why do you think I am a grammar nazi?...

You're the one who willfully chose the "Grammar Nazi" label for this, your intro thread. Why did you do so, if you're now claiming to not be one? Were you trying to deceive the True Christians™? That's not very nice, as they are our hosts here, providing this forum for our use free of charge.

...It could very well be that I did not lay out my words clearly enough for you to understand...

You wrote an incomplete sentence that made no sense as it stood. I was questioning why, and what you really meant. Now that I know it's impossible for you to answer that, I'll stop.

...Have you let emotion cloud your judgment of my intent?

My only emotion is sadness at what your teachers must go through. Please pass my condolences along to them, when you return to class on Monday.

[graphicw]

Re: Hello Everyone

Ok, let's walk back your fantasy scenario a bit. Chances of every hetero male on Earth deciding, all at once, that they'd rather get their dicks covered in some guy's shit? Chances of ANY hetero male making that decision? About zero.

So, now let's take a look at reality, where people are neither 100% straight nor 100% gay, but exist somewhere on a spectrum between those two poles, with maybe 5% or 10% close enough to the gay end to actually act on those impulses. They don't have children, right? Bad thing? Not for you. You might have children, and their non-existent children do not compete with yours for the limited resources of this planet, thus your DNA has a better chance of survival due to the existence of homosexuals.

Any atheist should therefore celebrate homosexuality, as it solely a BENEFIT to them, and no threat at all.



You're the one who willfully chose the "Grammar Nazi" label for this, your intro thread. Why did you do so, if you're now claiming to not be one? Were you trying to deceive the True Christians™? That's not very nice, as they are our hosts here, providing this forum for our use free of charge.


You wrote an incomplete sentence that made no sense as it stood. I was questioning why, and what you really meant. Now that I know it's impossible for you to answer that, I'll stop.


My only emotion is sadness at what your teachers must go through. Please pass my condolences along to them, when you return to class on Monday.

I picked grammar nazi icon by accident. You act as though it is a big deal when it really does not matter. Move on and go straight to hell now.

[handmaiden]

Re: Hello Everyone

I picked grammar nazi icon by accident. You act as though it is a big deal when it really does not matter. Move on and go straight to hell now.

The One True God of the Bible is the only person who can send people to hell. Are you claiming to be God? That is blasphemy, which the Bible says is punishable by being sent to hell.


I'm very concerned for you on so many levels.


Chidingly Yours,
Handmaiden

[graphicw]

Re: Hello Everyone

The One True God of the Bible is the only person who can send people to hell. Are you claiming to be God? That is blasphemy, which the Bible says is punishable by being sent to hell.


I'm very concerned for you on so many levels.


Chidingly Yours,
Handmaiden

On how many levels? Is it all the way from Keter to Malkuth or some of the levels in between on the tree?

[graphicw]

Re: Hello Everyone

As for me sending anyone to hell, I would not have to even if I could. The person I was talking to is well on their way by their own choice of being atheist.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Hello Everyone

As for me sending anyone to hell, I would not have to even if I could. The person I was talking to is well on their way by their own choice of being atheist.

And yet he quotes the Bible more often than you.

[graphicw]

Re: Hello Everyone

And yet he quotes the Bible more often than you.

Will his quoting of the bible save him? He has admitted on his own he does not believe in it. Give me your honest thought on this.

[Segoosuoia]

Re: Hello Everyone

I realize these people are unpleasant, and I'm trying to be nice here, but telling someone to go straight to hell is going a bit far.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Hello Everyone

Will his quoting of the bible save him? He has admitted on his own he does not believe in it. Give me your honest thought on this.

Of course not. But given what you have been writing here, is very probable that you are going to be his partner for eternity.


One thing that you don´t do like the Bible says, and you are fired!


James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.


John 14:15 - If ye love me, keep my commandments.



Luke 6:46 - And why call ye me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which I say?



Joshua 1:8 - This book of the law shall not depart out of thy mouth; but thou shalt meditate therein day and night, that thou mayest observe to do according to all that is written therein: for then thou shalt make thy way prosperous, and then thou shalt have good success.



John 14:21 - He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him.

[graphicw]

Re: Hello Everyone

I realize these people are unpleasant, and I'm trying to be nice here, but telling someone to go straight to hell is going a bit far.

Go back to your "safe space" and leave this talk to the ones that don't worry about pleasantries.