[Roland]

Re: Hello Everyone

i warn you. some of the moderators here are not exactly "truthful" when they censor things like images. when i posted my introduction. my photos were removed and replaced with lies of what the contained.

thats all i have to say

Hello Stevenson,

Sometimes the ideas you flout at forums just might not be accepted by those who populate said forum. Common sense states you should find a forum more to your liking. You could also rise to the challenge and make a proper argument. What are you going to do?

Kind regards, Roland

[handmaiden]

Re: Hello Everyone

i warn you. some of the moderators here are not exactly "truthful" when they censor things like images. when i posted my introduction. my photos were removed and replaced with lies of what the contained.

thats all i have to say

Really? Is that all you have to say? Are you absolutely sure that you can't think of anything else?


Skeptically Yours,
Handmaiden

[Stevenson]

Re: Hello Everyone

i warn you. some of the moderators here are not exactly "truthful" when they censor things like images. when i posted my introduction. my photos were removed and replaced with lies of what the contained.

thats all i have to say

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Hello Everyone

WARNING: This post is not suitable for the weaker s-e-x.


After reading Dr. Niles' admonishment to this young woman, I went in my prayer closet to seek God's Precious Face® on the matter. After approximately two hours, the Lord put me into a deep trance, and shewed unto me another vision. This time, it was this "backslider", engaged in gaywise acts with another person of the same gender.


The Lord then spake unto me, saying, "Larry, even BrotherLarry, to whom have I given great knowledge regaring horse teeth, even the selfsame Larry who now has passed a veterinary quiz, and behold, even the same Larry whom, through the guidance of my servant Brother Elmer White, will become an expert in my creation science, hearken unto these words."


So I hearkened. I wasn't sure how to do that so I looked it up on the Interwebs. And then the Lord said:


"Larry, this back slidden person has been possessed by a demon of gaynicity, even the gaynicity of which my prophet spake in that Glorious book, Leviticus, which is yea, a part of the Holy Bible, a best seller available at finer bookstores. Unto this person send warning that my punishments are sore and quick. Unto this person send warning that time is short. I come very fast! I come so quickly that this person may not have the satisfaction that she expects if my coming were delayed."


I asked, "So, Lord, what should this person do, even this person to whom you have mandated that I give a warning, yea, even a sober warning unto in these last days?"


The Lord God spake these things, even unto mine ear: "She needs to get on her knees in front of me. Her prayer must I hear in earnest, full of praise for how wonderful I am and how loving and beautiful and wise. She must repent of her sin, yea, every sin, not only the queer stuff. And now I must go back to watching over your country, my favorite country, yea, one in which I have found great favor."


I could only nod. And then the LORD GOD spake unto me once more:


By the way, tell that Dr. Niles he looks great in that blue shirt. He should wear it to my House this Sunday.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello Everyone

...Why would you even adk this question when the answer is obvious?

When a person who willfully chooses the "Grammar Nazi" tag for their intro thread then leaves half a sentence hanging there uncompleted (for want of a measly comma*), flags are raised, and yes, questions are asked.

I'm guessing from your clueless follow-up that you really meant, "Dabbling in the occult does not help, as well.", in which case using "either" instead of "as well" would have added clarity to your post (still needs that comma, though).

So I'm to take it that you're as much of a grammar nazi as all those who come here claiming to be Christian actually are Christian, while ignoring the 98% of the Bible they've never read?

Whatever happened to standards? At least God of the Bible doesn't give out participation "trophies".

*please use them as much as necessary, this forum provides them completely free of charge!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello Everyone

Believe as you will but back sliding has no queer conotation, at least as far as I am concerned.

See here, young lady! Ignoring the gaywise is the same as supporting it

Are you actually suggesting that homersexualism should be promoted? Have you even read Leviticus?

The gays should be killed, just like Jesus wants, not cuddled and fondled until their parts go off in their face and mouths

Typical atheist hate monger.

YIC

[graphicw]

Re: Hello Everyone

Does not help as well as what?

How godly is stepping into the occult? How godly is sorcery? Why would you even adk this question when the answer is obvious?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello Everyone

...Dabbling in the occult does not help as well.

Does not help as well as what?

[graphicw]

Re: Hello Everyone

Further research shows me quite clearly probably that 'Back Sliding' is yet another gaywism. A code that can only probably be for one thing and one thing only, I imagine.

That's right: anal sex.

It refers probably to the act of a so called 'power top' moving a so called 'power bottom' on his back, backwards and forwards and forwards and backwards until their parts go off, I expect

This is a family site, a Christian site. There is no place for these continued and desrurbing references to anal enthusiasms, here. The Bible(KJV1611) says it's wrong and that means Jesus says it's wrong: unless you think Jesus is a liar?

Why it keeps getting brought up to is beyond me.

YIC

Believe as you will but back sliding has no queer conotation, at least as far as I am concerned. In my case it is not attending church as often as I should and not living as I should. Dabbling in the occult does not help as well.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello Everyone

Further research shows me quite clearly probably that 'Back Sliding' is yet another gaywism. A code that can only probably be for one thing and one thing only, I imagine.

That's right: anal sex.

It refers probably to the act of a so called 'power top' moving a so called 'power bottom' on his back, backwards and forwards and forwards and backwards until their parts go off, I expect

This is a family site, a Christian site. There is no place for these continued and desrurbing references to anal enthusiasms, here. The Bible(KJV1611) says it's wrong and that means Jesus says it's wrong: unless you think Jesus is a liar?

Why it keeps getting brought up to is beyond me.

YIC

[God&DD]

Re: Hello Everyone

Brion,

Welcome! I'm new here as well and although I always defer to men because it is the proper thing to do I am deferring to them for that reason and the reasons they stated. I know as a woman I can't preach nor am I trying to but God does not want lukewarm Christians. He wants soldiers for The Lord!


That being said, from what I've read on here, and I've read a lot I'm positive you could learn from being here. I know I will learn from being here. As the men said, the Bible is inerrant and you can't pick and choose- it's all God's Law. Lastly, if you're looking for a place to learn to be a True Christian and repent, I think you've found the right place.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello Everyone

My name is Brion and I attend Lighthouse Baptist Church in Hurricane, WV though I am sort of a back slider and do not attend regularly. The pastor's name is Kevin Prevett. I have joined this site to learn a little from the True Christians here. My favorite bible verse is John 8:7 "So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her."

I hope to learn a lot here. Thank you very much!

Brion

Luke 9:62-And Jesus said unto him, No man having put his hand to the plow, and looking back, is fit for the kingdom of God.

2Peter 2:21-For it had been better for them not to have known the way of righteousness, than, after they have known it, to turn from the holy commandment delivered unto them.

God has a great anger toward backsliders and He sends them to Hell, there to float with the burning brimstone and souls of the lost. Are you truly saved? How will you make amends with the Lord thy God for turning from Him?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello Everyone

I am sort of a back slider

Just what the Sam Hill is that supposed to mean?



YIC

[Phil Ander]

Re: Hello Everyone

My name is Brion and I attend Lighthouse Baptist Church in Hurricane, WV though I am sort of a back slider and do not attend regularly. The pastor's name is Kevin Prevett. I have joined this site to learn a little from the True Christians here. My favorite bible verse is John 8:7 "So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her."

I hope to learn a lot here. Thank you very much!

Brion

Welcome Brion. The most important thing is to read the Bible and understand and obey Its every word. What a wonderful verse you have in your introduction. Landover's True Christians™ are without sin, and are thus are given God's authority to stone the wretched (unless there is a conflict with secular law). I pray that President Trump amends the secular law to coincide with God's commands as a Day 1 priority.


Phil

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Hello Everyone

My name is Brion and I attend Lighthouse Baptist Church in Hurricane, WV though I am sort of a back slider and do not attend regularly. The pastor's name is Kevin Prevett. I have joined this site to learn a little from the True Christians here. My favorite bible verse is John 8:7 "So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her."

I hope to learn a lot here. Thank you very much!

Brion

Hello, Miss Brion:


Since you have not indicated that you have repented of your backsliding, I must point out that you are now on your way to the fiery pits of (Revelation 14:11). I do not understand people who reject the saving grace of the Lord Jesus, but it is my prayer that you accept the Salvation(R) Christ has provided for you before the trumpet of the Lord sounds and you lose your chance. (Hebrews 9:27) We hope you enjoy our friendly forums as you travel toward everlasting torment.


COME, LORD JESUS! (Rev. 22:12)
BrotherLarry


PS: Are you married? Are you fair of face?