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    Hello, Brothers and Sisters! Praise the LORD!

    I have been a child of GOD for several years now, and have paid tithe to this Holy Church many times. I follow your website and check it daily, and I have several KJV Bibles that I read five times a day! I have only recently discovered this active forum for TRUE CHRISTIANS, and I knew I just had to make a profile!

    I have plenty of knowledge that I wish to share with you. However, I bear only knowledge given to me by the BIBLE and this Church, and I know science for the SATANIC SHAM it is!


    I hope you will welcome me here. Praise the LORD!
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    Re: Hello, Brothers and Sisters! Praise the LORD!

    As a recently born-again Bible-believing True Christian who came to this blessed internet discussion forum in my heart-felt search for help and guidance so as to avoid ending up in hell and being forced to have carnal knowledge of an evil-eyed she goat (as per a dream), I can assure you that the folk here - though nearly all American - are wonderfully warm-hearted and that their only concern is the eternal repose of your immortal soul in the loving embrace of Our Lord.


    Rest assured, they will advise you, guide you and may even admonish you, but their every intention is to make you a better person.

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      Re: Hello, Brothers and Sisters! Praise the LORD!

      Welcome friend! Say, what shall we call you? Tell us about your walk with Christ now that you have rejected wordishness and the liberal agenda. How many people have you seen converted and baptized in the name of our Great Triune and yet One God?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello, Brothers and Sisters! Praise the LORD!

        Originally posted by TrumpFearsGOD View Post
        I have been a child of GOD for several years now, and have paid tithe to this Holy Church many times. I follow your website and check it daily, and I have several KJV Bibles that I read five times a day! I have only recently discovered this active forum for TRUE CHRISTIANS, and I knew I just had to make a profile!

        I have plenty of knowledge that I wish to share with you. However, I bear only knowledge given to me by the BIBLE and this Church, and I know science for the SATANIC SHAM it is!


        I hope you will welcome me here. Praise the LORD!

        Welcome, friend. How shall we address you? If you have been reading this site, you already know that this is the friendliest and most welcoming site on the internet. Tell us about yourself.
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          Re: Hello, Brothers and Sisters! Praise the LORD!

          Originally posted by TrumpFearsGOD View Post
          I have been a child of GOD for several years now, and have paid tithe to this Holy Church many times. I follow your website and check it daily, and I have several KJV Bibles that I read five times a day! I have only recently discovered this active forum for TRUE CHRISTIANS, and I knew I just had to make a profile!

          I have plenty of knowledge that I wish to share with you. However, I bear only knowledge given to me by the BIBLE and this Church, and I know science for the SATANIC SHAM it is!


          I hope you will welcome me here. Praise the LORD!
          Hello friend. I am Kim Jong-un, Supreme Leader of the DPRK, and Chairman of the Workers' Party of Korea. Welcome to Landover Baptist Church forums. You will fit in well with many people of this forum in that you are support USA President-elect Donald Trump. When did you start to support him, and why? Kind regard.
          "When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

          I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.

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