Ello there

[Catkatdog]

I'm new to the site, so uh.

Yeah.
I have not really anything to say.

also can i be friends with asexuals

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Ello there

Dear Sinner,

You're obviously trying to fill your inner void with empty lines. It won't work. God was more proficient, as you can read in Genesis 1:2. As you have nothing to say, and based on your post I must agree with you, you might want to use your time profitably. Jesus has a suggestion to you!

Matthew 22:29
Jesus answered and said unto them, Ye do err, not knowing the scriptures, nor the power of God.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Catkatdog]

Re: Ello there

is there anyway I can check my notifacations

[handmaiden]

Re: Ello there

I'm new to the site, so uh. . .

That much is obvious.

I have not really anything to say. . .

At least you are honest enough to admit this. That makes you unique in the annals of this forum, and possibly the entire internet. I do have to wonder why you require so much screen space to communicate so little.

. . .also can i be friends with asexuals

Off hand, I would say no.


However, as it is unclear as to whether you are actually asking for permission to befriend asexuals from us at Landover Baptist, or if you are inquiring what the Bible may have to say on the matter I will attempt to refrain from offering a glib response.


Instead, I will recommend that you take a bit of time to familiarize yourself with the different threads and pay close attention to the sermons and lessons offered by our well-regarded leaders. If you truly wish to know what the Lord God Almighty, Creator and Ruler of the Universe has to say on any given subject, then pull up a chair, obtain a copy of the King James Bible and open your mind.


If you really want to learn, there is much that we can share with you. Just don't be surprised when we present a picture of blood, gore, genocide, rape, incest, and lots and lots of human suffering.


Did I mention genital mutilation? Oh, right, that sort fits in there with human suffering. . . And slavery --can't forget about slavery and those Biblical versions of Glamour Magazine's "do" or "don't" feature.


This is not Sunday School. This is True Christianity(tm) and it is not for the faint of heart. . . Or asexuals for that matter. Does that answer your question?


Helpfully Yours,
Handmaiden