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Hello everyone my name is Gustavo Woltmann and I work in a small publishers office. Just want to ask regarding a Bible app you may suggest that is best for downloading and installing on my android phone?
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Re: Wishing you a Merry Christmas from Gustavo Woltmann
Dear Unsaved Trash, here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Wishing you a Merry Christmas from Gustavo Woltmann
Originally posted by gustavowoltmann View Post
Mr. Woltmann, my first suggestion is that you follow the advice of Mrs. Etheldreda, which you will find above. My second piece of advice is to reject the electronic communication devices that you are apparently attached to. Those devices are the work of Satan and designed to ensnare you in the schemes of the Devil before you even know what you are doing.
Get yourself a hard copy of the King James Bible and set yourself to reading it. All things will become clear.
God Bless!God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11Comment
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Re: Wishing you a Merry Christmas from Gustavo Woltmann
What's with you and the questions about apps on Internet forums?
Are you gathering info for some kind of market research?
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.Comment
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Re: Wishing you a Merry Christmas from Gustavo Woltmann
What in the Sam Hill is a Gamepad?Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Re: Wishing you a Merry Christmas from Gustavo Woltmann
I think it's one of those boards with colored circles on it. Here's an inflatable one with some obese grandparents on it. I have no idea what they think they're doing, though.Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!Comment
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Re: Wishing you a Merry Christmas from Gustavo Woltmann
Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
Happy Holidays, Dr. Niles
I saw an item in a sporting goods store once that was designed to relieve pressure on the knees while waiting on a suitable catch to come in the woods. Perhaps that is a game pad?
I hope you and your nephew have a bright and gay Yuletide season.
BrotherLarryProverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.Amen and AmenComment
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