Dah Herro

[Daberoni]

Was good bois and girls, is ya boi Daberoni here. And I got somethin yall gotta hear: prove your religion before you go ranting on about it. Sure there is the good ol' "faith" excuse, but that isn't getting you far. What REASON do you have for believing in god? Cause sure thing, he hasn't done anything good for any of us. Also go outside and ride a bike or something, and get laughed at by kids that reminded you that you are NOTHING. Then get hit by every car or truck that passes. As said by Anne Frank, who was a "filthy jew", “In spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart. I simply can’t build up my hopes on a foundation consisting of confusion, misery, and death. I see the world gradually being turned into a wilderness, I hear the ever approaching thunder, which will destroy us too, I can feel the sufferings of millions and yet, if I look up into the heavens, I think that it will all come right, that this cruelty too will end, and that peace and tranquility will return again.”

I mean, look at Pastafarianism. We don't say most of the things in our religion without backing it up. I suggest that you take a look at our gospel. But if you don't want to, I respect it. We don't care whether or not you join us in the basking of our Lord's noodly appendages or just go (redacted) your nonexistant lord. Good Day, Sirs and Not As Good Sirs With (redacted).

[Roland]

Re: Dah Herro

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I mean, look at Pastafarianism. We don't say most of the things in our religion without backing it up. I suggest that you take a look at our gospel. But if you don't want to, I respect it. We don't care whether or not you join us in the basking of our Lord's noodly appendages or just go suck the dick of your nonexistant lord. Good Day, Sirs and Not As Good Sirs With Vaginas.

Hello Daberoni,

Aren´t Pastafarians supposed to behave themselves a bit if they want their beer volcano, stripper factory and river of pasta sauce when their time is up? Isn´t being a Pastafarian about not being an asshole? Daberoni, to me it seems you are not behaving like a Pastafarian at all, to me it seems your acts are merely slandering Pastafarians. Please reconsider your behaviour on this forum.

With not so kind regards,

Roland

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Dah Herro

Thank you for saying that, Roland. We True Christians may consider pasta-worshippers misguided and (I mean this kindly) rather silly but, from our limited experience, you seem like an amiable and well-mannered bunch of people.

A cautious welcome to you, Deborani - that's such a pretty name. Is it the Italian version of Deborah?