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    Hello. My name is Lauren. I am a pansexual woman. My mother is extremely christian and has left a sour taste for the word in my mouth. I was never baptized as a child. I have never gone to church save for the weddings of my family and friends. I am an atheist.I have a certain outlook on life;
    If i could go to "hell" for one sin, why not go for thousands and become a legend?Anyway, I will never bash anyone for devoting themselves to any religion. I just ask for the same respect back.

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    Re: Hi.

    Originally posted by gamesarentsin View Post
    Hello. My name is Lauren. I am a pansexual woman. My mother is extremely christian and has left a sour taste for the word in my mouth. I was never baptized as a child. I have never gone to church save for the weddings of my family and friends. I am an atheist.I have a certain outlook on life;
    If i could go to "hell" for one sin, why not go for thousands and become a legend?Anyway, I will never bash anyone for devoting themselves to any religion. I just ask for the same respect back.
    If respect is given universally, then it looses its value altogether. You must be a millennial. Did you get "winner" trophies for ever sport or competition you joined, too?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      Re: Hi.

      Originally posted by gamesarentsin View Post
      Hello. My name is Lauren. I am a pansexual woman. My mother is extremely christian and has left a sour taste for the word in my mouth. I was never baptized as a child. I have never gone to church save for the weddings of my family and friends. I am an atheist.I have a certain outlook on life;
      If i could go to "hell" for one sin, why not go for thousands and become a legend?Anyway, I will never bash anyone for devoting themselves to any religion. I just ask for the same respect back.
      Would you care to tell us why you are here, then, Miss Games-a-Rent-Sin? And what exactly is a "rent-sin" when it's at home?
      Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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        Re: Hi.

        Originally posted by gamesarentsin View Post
        I have a certain outlook on life;
        If i could go to "hell" for one sin, why not go for thousands and become a legend?Anyway, I will never bash anyone for devoting themselves to any religion. I just ask for the same respect back.
        Lauren take any celebrity you please--name any person whom you or others would deem a "legend'. Now, set them on fire*. I guarantee that as they are screaming in horrific pain** that they are not comforting themselves with the knowledge of their fame.


        Realistically Yours,
        Handmaiden




        * This is actually illegal behavior in the majority of nations in the world. Therefore, I heretofore officially assert that this statement was proffered for rhetorical purposes only and does not reflect any actual directives, practices or recommendations of Handmaiden or Landover Baptist.


        ** Seriously, please don't.
        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

        Guns For God and the Economy

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