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  • #1

    Hello..

    Well, I guess I shall be struck down upon this earth because I do not believe in your god. But if you cannot understand that I am Muslim, and I am not a terrorist, then your god would be very upset with you.May your god bless you, and mine shall bless me.


    -IBelieveInNothing.


    PS: Not all Muslim people were terrorists, if that was the case, then everyone in the bible would be a terrorist.
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  • #2
    Re: Hello..

    Originally posted by IBeliveInNothing. View Post
    Well, I guess I shall be struck down upon this earth because I do not believe in your god. But if you cannot understand that I am Muslim, and I am not a terrorist, then your god would be very upset with you.May your god bless you, and mine shall bless me.


    -IBelieveInNothing.


    PS: Not all Muslim people were terrorists, if that was the case, then everyone in the bible would be a terrorist.
    Wait. What? You believe in a god you don't believe exists?


    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: Hello..

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      Wait. What? You believe in a god you don't believe exists?


      I am sorry, I do not have very good english.
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      • #4
        Re: Hello..

        Originally posted by IBeliveInNothing. View Post
        I am sorry, I do not have very good english.
        Yes, I know that despite the good intentions of the North Carolina public school system, there still exist a fair number of redneck ignoramuses. Try google translate and see if that helps.


        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello..

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Yes, I know that despite the good intentions of the North Carolina public school system, there still exist a fair number of redneck ignoramuses. Try google translate and see if that helps.


          I am sorry? I do not understand. I have no school. How know I live North Carolina?
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          • #6
            Re: Hello..

            So much wrong with this post, so let's do it in order:

            Originally posted by IBeliveInNothing. View Post
            Well, I guess I shall be struck down upon this earth...
            The Bible says that God will strike you down after you've died, not "upon this earth".

            ...because I do not believe in your god. But if you cannot understand that I am Muslim...
            Then your God will strike you down for that avatar you've chosen, idiot.

            ...and I am not a terrorist, then your god would be very upset with you...
            God of the Bible doesn't care about your occupation, He only cares that you don't worship Him the right way. Killing people is a-OK with Him, just don't be burning incense when He doesn't want you to (I think that's in Judges or something but I'm too lazy to look right now).

            ...Not all Muslim people were terrorists, if that was the case, then everyone in the bible would be a terrorist.
            Great, another mormon who thinks that people who live somewhere have always lived there. People move, numbnutz.

            Oh, and this is still waiting:
            Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

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            • #7
              Re: Hello..

              Originally posted by IBeliveInNothing. View Post
              I am sorry? I do not understand. I have no school. How know I live North Carolina?
              Jesus told me. He also told me I should give you exactly one more chance to introduce yourself politely.
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #8
                Re: Hello..

                Originally posted by IBeliveInNothing. View Post
                Well, I guess I shall be struck down upon this earth because I do not believe in your god. But if you cannot understand that I am Muslim, and I am not a terrorist, then your god would be very upset with you.
                Please tell us where in the Holy Bible it says that God expects us to know that you're not a terrorist.
                Proverbs 27:15 A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello..

                  Hi, welcome in Jesus' name. I've spent a bit of time with some muslims recently and generally they say "God.." this and "God.." that as though God and Allah were the same. So regardless of what I think could you explain why you think something different?

                  All the best for the coming year and I will pray for you to be blessed, in accordance with His will. As Christians of course you probably don't know this it's not about what we want it's about what Jesus wants and we pray that His will not ours be done.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello..

                    Originally posted by IBeliveInNothing. View Post
                    .... But if you cannot understand that I am Muslim, and I am not a terrorist, then your god would be very upset with you. May your god bless you, and mine shall bless me.

                    -IBelieveInNothing.
                    Hello dear and welcome to the forums.

                    I am sensing a certain cognitive dissonance in you. You say you are a muslim and that your god will bless you and yet you call yourself IBelieveInNothing (the mis-spelling in your actual username is unfortunate). Well, which is it? I have never before encountered a muslim nihilist.

                    Thank you for your kind wishes that we may be blessed, though. We appreciate the spirit in which they were offered.

                    YiC
                    JL-V
                    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello..

                      Originally posted by IBeliveInNothing. View Post
                      Well, I guess I shall be struck down upon this earth because I do not believe in your god. But if you cannot understand that I am Muslim, and I am not a terrorist, then your god would be very upset with you.May your god bless you, and mine shall bless me.


                      -IBelieveInNothing.


                      PS: Not all Muslim people were terrorists, if that was the case, then everyone in the bible would be a terrorist.
                      For someone who believes in nothing, I am impressed by your willingness to abide by the standards of written communication. You've capitalized the first word of your sentences, and ended them with periods. There are even some commas properly used. You aren't a radical fundamentalist or anything like that, but you seem to be a reasonably adherent grammarian.


                      Good show!


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                      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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