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  • #1

    Hi all, glad to be here!

    Hi all!

    I am a devout Christian in Fairmount, TN, in the greatest country that God did give us. My parish is the St. Augustine Catholic Church in my hometown of Fairmount. I was born and raised to love God by my God-fearing ma and pa. I am a 100% red-blooded American Republican who opposes the Satanic liberal epidemic that is sweeping our great nation. I hope that this is a space to embrace my conservative Catholocism.


    Thanks,
    David Burton
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    Re: Hi all, glad to be here!

    Nope.

    Catholics are not welcome as they are degenerate sinners, disgusting whores, and foul Satanists all.


    However, if you accept Christ Jesus as your Lord and Savior, you'll be most welcome!


    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: Hi all, glad to be here!

      Originally posted by DemocratsAreHeretics View Post
      Hi all!

      I am a devout Christian in Fairmount, TN, in the greatest country that God did give us. My parish is the St. Augustine Catholic Church in my hometown of Fairmount. I was born and raised to love God by my God-fearing ma and pa. I am a 100% red-blooded American Republican who opposes the Satanic liberal epidemic that is sweeping our great nation. I hope that this is a space to embrace my conservative Catholocism.


      Thanks,
      David Burton

      David,


      ROFL!
      The day a practicing Catholic is welcome here is the day that evidence is found that the Jews didn't kill Jesus! HAHAHAHAHA.
      We would, of course, roll out the red carpet if you commit your life to the service of Christ and renounce the satanic and mostly homo dogmas and doctrines of papism.


      PROUD to be a BAPTIST headed for Heaven,
      BrotherLarry (A former Papist)
      Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
      “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

      Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
      Amen and Amen

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      • #4
        Re: Hi all, glad to be here!

        Welcome, Mr Burton. You seem to have made your initial appearance here at a time when I was on a mission trip. I am somewhat confused by your introduction. You tell us you are both Catholic and Christian. You cannot be both, friend. Roman Catholics offend the Lord God with every ritual, idol and priestly outrage. Romans are not Christian and, in fact, they crucified sweet Jesus up on Golgotha at the direction of their fellow travelers: The Jews.


        Can you clarify?
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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