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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #16
    Re: "Crystal Meth-ods", shows us methods of persecuting Christian

    Originally posted by Methodless View Post
    Okay, I don't mean to burst this forums warped logic bubble...but have any of you taken the time to research even ONE of these groups or sects that you've misrepresented and satirized? What I mean to say is: ARE YOU ALL COMPLETELY STUPID?
    Have you taken the time to research us by getting to know our beliefs by reading the King James Bible cover-to-cover then have a personal conversation with Jesus through prayer? If not then you are a hypocrite who is really here to try and win points with Satan instead of having a real discussion about your immortal soul.
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    • Methodless
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      • Aug 2008
      • 6

      #17
      Re: "Crystal Meth-ods", shows us methods of persecuting Christian

      I have renounced my evil ways Sister Mary Maria - if you continue to insult me in this godless manor, you choose willingly to urinate in Jesus' omniscient hair.
      Praise The Love

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      • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
        Scientific Advisor
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2373

        #18
        Re: "Crystal Meth-ods", shows us methods of persecuting Christian

        Originally posted by Methodless View Post
        I have renounced my evil ways Sister Mary Maria - if you continue to insult me in this godless manor, you choose willingly to urinate in Jesus' omniscient hair.
        Praise The Love
        You give lip-service (probably in more ways than one) to having renounced your wicked ways, but then you go and insult one of the mostly Godly women on this board? Sister M&M is one of the most favored women on this board and has made wondrous steps under the proper guidance of her husband (when he's around). I suggest you show us how you've changed by having an attitude change instead of constantly threatening us. I daresay you deserve a fresh batch of infraction points for this latest outburst...
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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #19
          Re: "Crystal Meth-ods", shows us methods of persecuting Christian

          Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
          I daresay you deserve a fresh batch of infraction points for this latest outburst...
          So let it be written, so let it be done, dear Brother. Points were given out in batches, Justice was done.

          And a rather deep manly voice inside my head said: "Then we are decided". Must have been Jesus himself PRAISE!
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • Methodless
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            • Aug 2008
            • 6

            #20
            Re: "Crystal Meth-ods", shows us methods of persecuting Christian

            It is rather you, who must prove yourself to me. For as the bible says:

            "For I verily, absent in body, but present in spirit, have judged already, as though I were present, concerning him that hath so done this deed" - I Corinthians (ch. V, v. 3)

            And why should I posses an attitude if the bible clearly states:

            "A man's life consisteth not in the abundance of the things which he possesseth." - [Luke 12:15]

            I also question why so many of you act the way you do - for it is written:

            "Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets." - "Golden Rule", Matthew (ch. VII, v. 12)

            So why are you all acting so retarded toward me? Is that what you would have me do to you. Well ironically (-.-) I shall not sink to this level of hypocrisy.

            FRIENDS. Let me leave you with this last quote, so that you may better empathize with my situation:

            ". . . it is hard for thee to kick against the pricks." - Acts (ch. IX, v. 5)

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            • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
              Scientific Advisor
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2373

              #21
              Re: "Crystal Meth-ods", shows us methods of persecuting Christian

              Originally posted by Methodless View Post
              It is rather you, who must prove yourself to me. For as the bible says:

              "For I verily, absent in body, but present in spirit, have judged already, as though I were present, concerning him that hath so done this deed" - I Corinthians (ch. V, v. 3)

              And why should I posses an attitude if the bible clearly states:

              "A man's life consisteth not in the abundance of the things which he possesseth." - [Luke 12:15]

              I also question why so many of you act the way you do - for it is written:

              "Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets." - "Golden Rule", Matthew (ch. VII, v. 12)

              So why are you all acting so retarded toward me? Is that what you would have me do to you. Well ironically (-.-) I shall not sink to this level of hypocrisy.

              FRIENDS. Let me leave you with this last quote, so that you may better empathize with my situation:

              ". . . it is hard for thee to kick against the pricks." - Acts (ch. IX, v. 5)
              Well you've convinced me of one thing--you've learned to copy & paste! Now if you can learn to make SENSE. I don't know if you noticed, but when we use Scripture(r), we use it in a way that makes sense. The beauty of it is that we are crystal clear in what we say, whereas you're babbling like an overdosed marihuana head.
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