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  • ITbrother8
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Feb 2017
    • 2
    #1

    New to the site

    Hello all,

    I have recently come across the website and was interested in the forums.

    My name is Nathan and I am from Edmond, Oklahoma. I was saved in a baptist church when I was 22. I am now 41.

    I enjoy hiking, bird watching and sketching. I seldom fish but I enjoy it. I love to study Koine Greek and Hebrew. Most of all I love reading the KJV Bible.

    I would like to say hello to all the brothers and sisters in Christ. Have a blessed day!
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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14324
      #2
      Re: New to the site

      Hello Nathan. Welcome to the forum. Do you have a particular Bible verse to sustain you in the great race?

      I Corinthians 9:24

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        • BrotherLarry
          Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2014
          • 2256
          #3
          Re: New to the site

          Originally posted by ITbrother8 View Post
          Hello all,

          I have recently come across the website and was interested in the forums.

          My name is Nathan and I am from Edmond, Oklahoma. I was saved in a baptist church when I was 22. I am now 41.

          I enjoy hiking, bird watching and sketching. I seldom fish but I enjoy it. I love to study Koine Greek and Hebrew. Most of all I love reading the KJV Bible.

          I would like to say hello to all the brothers and sisters in Christ. Have a blessed day!

          Hello Nathan,


          Welcome to our friendly, loving forums where Jesus comes first and we come after He does - all the time. You will find sound Biblical teaching here, and a strong, loving pastoral team who will support you and encourage you in the faith. Praise God!


          It must be frightening living in Oklahoma, what with all the native American savages surrounding you. I assume you must carry a firearm with you to protect you at all times. What is your weapon of choice?


          The Lord is moving across our land for the first time in a long time thanks to the presidency of Donald Trump. We here at Landover are doing all we can to help move his agenda forward to defeat the human rights atrocities that have been set in motion by our former black president, Barack Hussein. We are certain that with constant prayer, the Lord will change hearts and minds so that marriage once again becomes between one man and one subservient woman, homosexuality is outlawed and those caught in its web sent to concentration camps, and the scourge of pornography and premarital s-e-x is sent back to the pits of hell from whence it came.


          I look forward to fellowship and praise with you, my friend.


          COME, LORD JESUS!
          BrotherLarry
          Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
          “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

          Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
          Amen and Amen

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            • Brother Gonzalez
              Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
              True Christian™
               
              • Sep 2016
              • 2087
              #4
              Re: New to the site

              Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
              ...homosexuality is outlawed and those caught in its web sent to concentration camps...
              Brother, you are so good with people. Sending them to concentration camps.


              Of course SJW people will call you a Nazi, but they do not know that the biblical option is to to put them to death.


              You give them an option to repent, and if they don't, well they are certainly beyond salvation.


              Your grace, intelligence and biblical knowledge, my Brother, are second to none (except Jesus of course) It shows all the time you have spent with Brother Elmer.
              1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                • BrotherLarry
                  Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2014
                  • 2256
                  #5
                  Re: New to the site

                  Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
                  Brother, you are so good with people. Sending them to concentration camps.


                  Of course SJW people will call you a Nazi, but they do not know that the biblical option is to to put them to death.


                  You give them an option to repent, and if they don't, well they are certainly beyond salvation.


                  Your grace, intelligence and biblical knowledge, my Brother, are second to none (except Jesus of course) It shows all the time you have spent with Brother Elmer.

                  Brother G,
                  I am so moved by your kindness. I gave your profile photo a holy kiss just now. It only makes sense to me to send homers to concentration camps so they can THINK about Leviticus and its warnings. If they continue to sin with the other homers, well - they made a choice, just like they chose to be homers.
                  My gratitude once again for your sweetness and brotherly love.
                  BrotherLarry
                  Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                  “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                  Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                  Amen and Amen

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050
                      #6
                      Re: New to the site

                      ITbrother8, you seem like the least offensive newcomer on this site. Thank you for not being a degenerate troll.
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                      REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                        • johnworne
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Mar 2017
                          • 1
                          #7
                          Re: New to the site

                          Originally posted by johnworne
                          hellomy name is john and also new here.i have pro dissertation company in UK which provide for UK's students.i also believe Jesus and his family.


                          best regards
                          john worne
                          we provide [FILTHY AND DISGUSTING LINK REMOVED BY MODERATOR] in UK

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                            • Des
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2013
                              • 2718
                              #8
                              Re: New to the site

                              Originally posted by johnworne View Post
                              we provide [FILTHY AND DISGUSTING LINK REMOVED BY MODERATOR] in UK
                              So, that's a yes?
                              Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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