[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: THE INTERNET IS SIN

Do you want to ban the internet? Such a fool thing to do, I can't think of anybody but a lunatic would do that.

Hey Un, are those rice bowls you guys use for your haircuts available on Amazon?

[Bubba Buck]

Re: THE INTERNET IS SIN

THESE WORDS WERE RELAYED TO ME IN A DREAM BY THE ARCHANGEL MICHAEL HIMSELF, AND REQUESTED UPON ME TO SPREAD THE GOOD WORD OF GOD AMONGST YOU ALL, AND IF I SO DID I WOULD BE FREE FROM PUNSIHMENT, AS THIS IS GODS OWN WORK! Right there.

Would this "Archangel Michael" be some devils-grass smoking hippie you happened to meet while relieving yourself in a bathroom at a rest stop next to a Burger King? I won't believe any of your false delusions. Also idolism is a big sin that will be punished when the Rapture comes to kill you. Perhaps you should check yourself into the Landover Reform Clinic for your mental insanity.

[James Hutchins]

Re: THE INTERNET IS SIN

I have recently discovered the internet is chock full of disgusting, filthy pornography. I was recently using a neighbors computer to look up Bible verses in preparation for the upcoming celebration of Jesus being nailed to the cross and then buried alive. I was curious what the restroom facilities were. Well, let me tell you, the JesOS Ver 10 certainly has been protecting me from disgusting filthy things.
I spent nearly a day looking at things on line. No matter how depraved a idea I could come up with, there were free movies and pictures depicting acts of demented behavior. Quite shocking. I'll be going back to further my studies and I plan to publish a report in the next LBC newsletter about what I find (it will be in the men's section as to not give our female members the vapors).